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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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I sort of asked her to watch Seven Pounds with me, but she has an infection from swallowing dam water at camp so she couldn't come. DAMNIT.

 

And thats why I dont drink water from a filthy Dam.

 

 

 

Flowers (not too big) and a get well Card perhaps? :)

 

You should do the cheesy thing where you buy 11 red roses and 1 fake red rose, then say

 

 

 

"I'LL LUFF U UNTIL THE LAST 1 DIEZ."

Heh. Never heard that one.

 

How could you not know that? Ultimate cheese. :o Well, I think if the girl you're trying to get with is looking for something romantic, then yeah, do what I said :P

 

And now we come to the most complicated part... she doesn't WANT a relationship.

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

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  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

 

You're 12.

 

That's all there is to say. People seem at your age seem to think they really have to get a girlfriend, but you really don't.

 

[edit] Uh, right a few pages late I think.

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Update Two: Her friend said she likes me. :thumbsup:

 

(Screenname2) (9:58:32 PM):[Offline IM sent 10h and 52m ago] she likes you..

 

(Screenname2) (9:58:43 PM):[Offline IM sent 10h and 52m ago] seriously, haha she tells me everything..

 

 

 

Myspace part...

 

 

 

if you like (name), you should seriously consider saying something to her.. i know for a fact that she likes you.

 

 

 

oh, she does.. trust me.. haha.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

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"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Go get 'er, son.

 

 

 

I wish I could show you how beautifully I'm picturing this moment in my mind. Do you have a motorcycle?

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Go get 'er, son.

 

 

 

I wish I could show you how beautifully I'm picturing this moment in my mind. Do you have a motorcycle?

 

I wish I lived in your mind :(

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
Go get 'er, son.

 

 

 

I wish I could show you how beautifully I'm picturing this moment in my mind. Do you have a motorcycle?

 

I'm sixteen lol. But this is gonna be good. :mrgreen:

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Edit...

 

Oh that's just great.

 

Problem over.

 

-.-

 

She just wants to be friends so she doesn't lose me.

 

Funfun.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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Edit...

 

Oh that's just great.

 

Problem over.

 

-.-

 

She just wants to be friends so she doesn't lose me.

 

Funfun.

 

Hahaha. That's exactly how I feel.

 

Part of me wants to get in a relationship with this girl, but part of me says that if I do, we'll break up and any chance for something serious will be lost.

 

 

 

Off-topic: Ooh it's raining.

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

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I wish she (cabbage) told me that she only wanted to be friends and to not lose me BEFOREHAND. Oh well. I think the saying "It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" should be reversed. I am apparently the guy people only want as a friend. W/e idc anymore.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Edit...

 

Oh that's just great.

 

Problem over.

 

-.-

 

She just wants to be friends so she doesn't lose me.

 

Funfun.

 

Ah, that sucks. But she LIKE LIKES (hate it when people say that) you? Yes?

 

I would say, still pull a move on her if that's the case. Like, not ask her out on a date, but get more cuddly with her. ;D

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Edit...

 

Oh that's just great.

 

Problem over.

 

-.-

 

She just wants to be friends so she doesn't lose me.

 

Funfun.

 

Ah, that sucks. But she LIKE LIKES (hate it when people say that) you? Yes?

 

I would say, still pull a move on her if that's the case. Like, not ask her out on a date, but get more cuddly with her. ;D

 

She literally ignored me when I tried. But is talking to me now. No way in Hell am I trying that.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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Edit...

 

Oh that's just great.

 

Problem over.

 

-.-

 

She just wants to be friends so she doesn't lose me.

 

Funfun.

 

Ah, that sucks. But she LIKE LIKES (hate it when people say that) you? Yes?

 

I would say, still pull a move on her if that's the case. Like, not ask her out on a date, but get more cuddly with her. ;D

 

She literally ignored me when I tried. But is talking to me now. No way in Hell am I trying that.

 

If you can't be a "BOYFRIEND" (I hate using these terms...) be a CLOSE FRIEND. Like in those really bad Disney shows where there's a girl and a guy as best friends.

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Oh and another tidbit of useless information. My friend Miya likes me. Hell, she practically asked me out. I kinda liked her, but went with Jess. Yeah, I'm not gonna follow my gut anymore, it's always wrong. :lol:

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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Oh and another tidbit of useless information. My friend Miya likes me. Hell, she practically asked me out. I kinda liked her, but went with Jess. Yeah, I'm not gonna follow my gut anymore, it's always wrong. :lol:

 

Just as long as Miya isn't good friends with Jess, it should be all fine.

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Relationships -.- . This is either going to make me sound like a *cabbage* or not, but... I'm like 16 in two weeks, and got a problem. There's this girl i know and literally i talk to her everyday, we've known each other for a while now (we went to the same Primary school, not friends then but still reconised each other). The problem? She's taken, and has been for like since June(ish). We get along very well now but i'm stuck, should i wait until the possibly probable happens (they break up), or should i just leave it and move on?

 

 

 

Along these lines and to something i saw earlier, sometimes when we're together there can be awkward silence. Anyone impart the sacred knowledge of what to say?

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Relationships -.- . This is either going to make me sound like a *cabbage* or not, but... I'm like 16 in two weeks, and got a problem. There's this girl i know and literally i talk to her everyday, we've known each other for a while now (we went to the same Primary school, not friends then but still reconised each other). The problem? She's taken, and has been for like since June(ish). We get along very well now but i'm stuck, should i wait until the possibly probable happens (they break up), or should i just leave it and move on?

 

 

 

Along these lines and to something i saw earlier, sometimes when we're together there can be awkward silence. Anyone impart the sacred knowledge of what to say?

 

Wait until they break up, but do NOT try to break them up.

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Oh and another tidbit of useless information. My friend Miya likes me. Hell, she practically asked me out. I kinda liked her, but went with Jess. Yeah, I'm not gonna follow my gut anymore, it's always wrong. :lol:

 

Just as long as Miya isn't good friends with Jess, it should be all fine.

 

 

 

Maybe.

 

Oh, yet ANOTHER update. She still likes me, likes me. Maybe someday, when we are really close, she'll be ready to give "us" a try. That would be nice.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Relationships -.- . This is either going to make me sound like a *cabbage* or not, but... I'm like 16 in two weeks, and got a problem. There's this girl i know and literally i talk to her everyday, we've known each other for a while now (we went to the same Primary school, not friends then but still reconised each other). The problem? She's taken, and has been for like since June(ish). We get along very well now but i'm stuck, should i wait until the possibly probable happens (they break up), or should i just leave it and move on?

 

 

 

Along these lines and to something i saw earlier, sometimes when we're together there can be awkward silence. Anyone impart the sacred knowledge of what to say?

 

Wait until they break up, but do NOT try to break them up.

 

If you try breaking them up, EVERYONE loses. I don't recommend this, but I tend to have to bail my one friend out of relationships because she keeps finding the (cabbages).

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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Oh and another tidbit of useless information. My friend Miya likes me. Hell, she practically asked me out. I kinda liked her, but went with Jess. Yeah, I'm not gonna follow my gut anymore, it's always wrong. :lol:

 

Just as long as Miya isn't good friends with Jess, it should be all fine.

 

 

 

Maybe.

 

Oh, yet ANOTHER update. She still likes me, likes me. Maybe someday, when we are really close, she'll be ready to give "us" a try. That would be nice.

 

Needs a bit more romance, then I could probably make this into a movie....

TIF-SIG-PREVAIL.jpg

IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Oh and another tidbit of useless information. My friend Miya likes me. Hell, she practically asked me out. I kinda liked her, but went with Jess. Yeah, I'm not gonna follow my gut anymore, it's always wrong. :lol:

 

Just as long as Miya isn't good friends with Jess, it should be all fine.

 

 

 

Maybe.

 

Oh, yet ANOTHER update. She still likes me, likes me. Maybe someday, when we are really close, she'll be ready to give "us" a try. That would be nice.

 

Needs a bit more romance, then I could probably make this into a movie....

 

hahaha. Nice one.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

Relationships -.- . This is either going to make me sound like a *cabbage* or not, but... I'm like 16 in two weeks, and got a problem. There's this girl i know and literally i talk to her everyday, we've known each other for a while now (we went to the same Primary school, not friends then but still reconised each other). The problem? She's taken, and has been for like since June(ish). We get along very well now but i'm stuck, should i wait until the possibly probable happens (they break up), or should i just leave it and move on?

 

 

 

Along these lines and to something i saw earlier, sometimes when we're together there can be awkward silence. Anyone impart the sacred knowledge of what to say?

 

Wait until they break up, but do NOT try to break them up.

 

 

 

I would not dare. I'm friends with both of them. Only a total [wagon] would try. And if i did i'd fall out with them both. Along with all my other friends.

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Move on.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

She's talking to me again. = :thumbsup:

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

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