Looking for interesting recipes!

[ClareJonsson]

Hi folks,

 

 

 

I love to cook, and am fed up of not remembering all those recipes people have told me. Being a coding kinda girl I decided to write a digital cookery book. But as usual I got side tracked and it never happened. Well the other day I saw my laptop sitting there in it's bag, not been used in ages, and thought I could put that in the kitchen (it has wireless) and use that as a digital cookery book. Overkill? Maybe. Awesomely kewl? My boyfriend thinks so :).

 

 

 

All that was missing was the software to run it! So I have put up a webspace called Recipe using Joomla so I can add recipes from anywhere that has an internet connection.

 

 

 

Why am I telling you this? Well I was wondering if any of you had any recipes you would care to share with me? If you have then please post them here, If I like the sound of them I will definitely give em a go.

[Lenticular_J]

Whipped cream.

 

 

 

 

 

Plus anything.

[dsavi]

What I would do to meet a real, live, "Coding kind of girl"...

 

 

 

I have one I could probably post tommoz.

[ClareJonsson]

What I would do to meet a real, live, "Coding kind of girl"...

 

 

 

I have one I could probably post tommoz.

 

Well you just met a real live one :P

 

 

 

Looking forward to the recipe, any hints what it is?

 

 

 

P.S. I might as well post the URL, it's HERE, only a few things there so far but it will develop with time.

[OldJoe]

Food, cake.. what?

 

Something specific or just anything?

[RSBDavid]

My favorite thing to do is to take 4 or 5 different types of pasta, cook it and add a garlic sauce and some cheese. THat stuff is the shizz, just like german chocolate! (our german exchange student brought probably ll lbs of chocolate. )

[feedmetotheforest]

Scooby Snacks

 

Ingredients:

 

-2 cups flour

 

-2 eggs

 

-1 cup dry oatmeal

 

-1tbl Vanilla

 

-1/2 cup Cocoa

 

-1/2 cup sugar

 

-1tsp Walnut extract

 

-1oz of finely grounded Cannabis

 

 

 

Cooking Instructions:

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. If there is not enough liquid to mix all ingredients after 5 minutes of stirring, add a tiny amount of milk to aid in mixing of remaining ingredients. Taste batter before cooking and adjust amount of sugar to your liking. Place on a lightly greased cookie sheet and bake for 8 to 12 minutes, depending on how large you made your cookies. Can be cooked for a shorter time for chewier cookies, or a longer time for drier, crisp cookies.

 

obviously just remove the Cannabis if your not into that..

 

 

 

 

 

Pesto Pasta

 

Ingredients:

 

-2/3 cup basil pesto

 

-one 9oz. package fresh fettuccine

 

-1 tbsp. olive oil

 

-3 cloves garlic, minced

 

- 2 cups sliced roasted red bell peppers

 

- 1/2 cup pitted olives, halved lengthwise

 

-Salt and Pepper to your preference

 

 

 

Cooking Instructions:

 

Place the pesto in a large bowl, cook the pasta according to the package instructions, while the pasta is cooking heat the oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add the garlic and cook, stirring until soft and fragrant. Add the peppers and olives and cook, stirring until hot ( about 3 mins). Season with salt and pepper to your preference. Drain the cooked pasta, reserving 1/3 cup of the water. Whisk the pasta water into the pasta. Add the pasta to the pesto and toss to combine. Add the peppers and olives and combine. (makes about enough for 4 servings)

 

 

 

 

 

Spinach Lasagne

 

ingriedients:

 

-1/2lb lasagne noodles

 

-2 10oz packages of frozen choped spinach, thawed and drained

 

-1lb soft tofu

 

-1lb firm tofu

 

-1tbsp. sugar

 

-1/4 Cup soy milk

 

-1/2 Tsp. garlic powder

 

-2 Tbsp. Lemon juice

 

-3 tsp. Minced fresh basil

 

-2 tsp. Salt

 

-4 Cups tomato sauce

 

 

 

Cooking Insturctions:

 

Cook the lasagne noodles according to the package directions. Drain and set aside. Preheat the oven to 350 F. Squeeze the spinach as dry as possible and set aside. Place the tofu, sugar, soy milk, garlic powder, lemon juice, basil, and salt in a food processor or blender and blend until smooth. Stir in the spinach. Cover the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish with a thin layer of the tomato sauce, then a layer of noodles (use about 1/3 of the noodles) Follow this with half of the tofu filling. Continue in the same order, using half of the remaining tomato sauce and noodles and all of the remaining tofu filling. End with the remaining noodles, covered by the remaining tomato sauce. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes ( good for about 7 servings)

 

 

 

Strawberry-Mango Crisp

 

Ingridients:

 

For the Fruit Mixture:

 

-1qt. quartered strawberries

 

-2 cups diced mango

 

-1/4 cup sugar

 

-1/4 cup flour

 

 

 

For the topping:

 

-1 cup flour

 

-1/2 cup rolled oats

 

-1 cup brown sugar

 

-1/2 cup margarine

 

 

 

Cooking Insturctions:

 

Preheat the oven to 400 F. Mix the ingredients for the fruit mixture together in a large bowl. Spread evenly into a 2-quart casserole dish and set aside.

 

mix the dry ingredients for the topping together in a medium bowl. Cut in the margarine until the mixture resembles small peas. Spread evenly over the fruit mixture. Bake for 35 minutes to 45 minutes, or until you notice it is bubbly. Serve warm with non dairy or dairy ice cream.

 

 

 

All of these recipes are vegetarian friendly minus the scooby snacks, but those ingredients that conflict with this can easily be replaced with things like vegan egg replacer etc etc...

[anonymous1234]

recipe: ???

 

 

 

-1 cup of green dye

 

-1 gallon of vinegar

 

-5 boxes of baking soda

 

 

 

Mix ingredients in a large bowl.

 

 

 

Trust me, it is delicious, but you have to keep your face very close the the bowl when mixing the ingredients :thumbsup:

[megakiller32]

Needed:

 

Bread

 

Cheese (preferably cheddar.)

 

 

 

 

 

Put bread in toaster

 

put some cheese on a plate and stick it in the microwave for 1 minute or so

 

Take out toast

 

scrape cheese onto toast

 

put other slice of toast on top

 

 

 

and there you have a cheese toastie. \

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: i just realised, this is my 1601st post!

[anonymous1234]

Needed:

 

Bread

 

Cheese (preferably cheddar.)

 

 

 

 

 

Put bread in toaster

 

put some cheese on a plate and stick it in the microwave for 1 minute or so

 

Take out toast

 

scrape cheese onto toast

 

put other slice of toast on top

 

 

 

and there you have a cheese toastie. \

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: i just realised, this is my 1601st post!

 

omigoshnowai!! :lol:

 

 

 

Oh and my recipe was a joke if you didn't get it (hopefully everybody did)

[feedmetotheforest]

recipe: ???

 

 

 

-1 cup of green dye

 

-1 gallon of vinegar

 

-5 boxes of baking soda

 

 

 

Mix ingredients in a large bowl.

 

 

 

Trust me, it is delicious, but you have to keep your face very close the the bowl when mixing the ingredients :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

lol what is that drain cleaner?

[Echofish]

For the best cake ever:

 

 

 

[hide=]THE RECIPE:

 

one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix

 

one can prepared coconut pecan frosting

 

3/4 cup vegetable oil

 

4 large eggs

 

one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

 

3/4 cup butter or margarine

 

1 2/3 cup granulated sugar

 

2 cups all purpose flower

 

don't forget garnishes such as:

 

fish shaped crackers

 

fish shaped candies

 

fish shaped solid waste

 

fish shaped dirt

 

fish shaped Ethel benzine

 

pull n' peel licorice

 

fish shaped volatile organic compounds

 

and sediment shaped sediment

 

candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish

 

one cup lemon juice

 

alpha resins

 

unsaturated polyester resin

 

fiberglass surface resins

 

volatile malted milk impoundments

 

9 large egg yokes

 

12 medium geosynthetic membranes

 

one cup granulated sugar

 

an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"

 

2 cups rhubarb; sliced

 

2/3 granulated rhubarb

 

1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb

 

1 tsp grated orange rhubarb

 

3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire

 

1 Large rhubarb

 

1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb

 

2 Tbsp rhubarb juice

 

adjustable aluminum head positioned

 

slaughter electric needle injector

 

cordless electric needle injector

 

injector needle driver

 

injector needle gun

 

cranial caps

 

and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

Mix it all up and chuck it into an incinerator. All good :thumbsup:

[Cyco_Reborn]

I find that my best creations are born from some random crap I found in the cupboard merged with some soy sauce and a load of herbs and spices. Tomato puree is quite versatile as well so yeah...

[pryomancer]

A chocolate sponge cake:

 

IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES

 

 

 

4 tablespoons of self-raising flour

 

4 tablespoons of caster sugar

 

2 tablespoons of cocoa

 

1 egg

 

3 tablespoons of milk

 

3 tablespoons of cooking oil

 

 

 

Mix the flour, sugar and cocoa

 

add the egg, milk and oil

 

mix until it looks like uncooked cake mix stuff

 

 

 

put in the microwave, and wait until it stops rising

 

 

 

:twss: It's now my favourite thing in the world.

[scootlaboot]

For the best cake ever:

 

 

 

[hide=]THE RECIPE:

 

one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix

 

one can prepared coconut pecan frosting

 

3/4 cup vegetable oil

 

4 large eggs

 

one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

 

3/4 cup butter or margarine

 

1 2/3 cup granulated sugar

 

2 cups all purpose flower

 

don't forget garnishes such as:

 

fish shaped crackers

 

fish shaped candies

 

fish shaped solid waste

 

fish shaped dirt

 

fish shaped Ethel benzine

 

pull n' peel licorice

 

fish shaped volatile organic compounds

 

and sediment shaped sediment

 

candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish

 

one cup lemon juice

 

alpha resins

 

unsaturated polyester resin

 

fiberglass surface resins

 

volatile malted milk impoundments

 

9 large egg yokes

 

12 medium geosynthetic membranes

 

one cup granulated sugar

 

an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"

 

2 cups rhubarb; sliced

 

2/3 granulated rhubarb

 

1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb

 

1 tsp grated orange rhubarb

 

3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire

 

1 Large rhubarb

 

1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb

 

2 Tbsp rhubarb juice

 

adjustable aluminum head positioned

 

slaughter electric needle injector

 

cordless electric needle injector

 

injector needle driver

 

injector needle gun

 

cranial caps

 

and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

Mix it all up and chuck it into an incinerator. All good :thumbsup:

 

Somebody likes portal. 8-)

 

 

 

I really don't have recopies I just throw stuff together and hope it turns out edible. Well there is one thing I don't have measurements but guesstimating seems to work. You fry some minced onions with some ground up pepperoni and mix it with egg noodles.

[Lenticular_J]

OH OH OH!

 

 

 

PUPPY CHOW@@@@

 

3/4 cup peanut butter

 

1 cup chocolate chips

 

1/4 cup butter

 

8 cups Crispix cereal

 

2 cups powdered sugar

 

 

 

Melt the peanut butter, chocolate chips, and butter together. Pour over the cereal in a large kettle or bowl and stir well. Pour the powdered sugar into a large brown paper bag and add the cereal. Fold the bag to seal and shake well to coat evenly.

[alex_Lei1993]

Ingredients:

 

-Bread

 

-Nutella

 

-Peanut Butter

 

 

 

Instructions:

 

1. Toast the bread

 

2. Put Nutella and Peanut Butter on :

[Faux]

This is pretty good stuff:

Nice twist on eggs

[Cyco_Reborn]

Grog:

 

3 Parts Rum (if Rum is not available then the following can be used instead: Bleach, Drain Unblocker, Huffed Kittens, Cilit Bang, Barry Scott, Blood, Blod Blod Blod, Sulphuric acid, Nitro Glycerin or Beetlejuice)

 

1 Part Lemon/Lime juice

 

 

 

Serve with a massive pile of Whelk.

[CowsEatFood]

Psh, no olive spreads yet? :

 

 

 

1 Stick of cream cheese

 

1/2(?) cup of mayonnaise

 

Salt

 

# of chopped up green olives varies, depending on how much you want olive taste.

 

1-2 tablespoons of olive juice (the stuff that's also in the olive jar), also can vary.

 

 

 

Mix the cream cheese and mayonnaise in a bowl until they are smooth. Then add the green olives and olive juice. Add a pinch-any amount you want of salt. You can refrigerate this if you want, it still tastes the same after a few days.

 

 

 

^I found this when I was trying to use up some green olives that I had lying around. I tweaked it to my taste and found it to be pretty hawt.

[RSBDavid]

Note, this could be challenging for those who are too lazy/fat/both to lift a damn finger.

 

 

 

Peanut Butter

 

Favorite flavor of jelly

 

2 slices of bread

 

 

 

spread the pb on one side of bread and do the same with the jelly on the other piece of bread. Put the jelly side up and peanut side down (or vise versa) put together.

 

 

 

[hide=result]

 

Peanut butter jelly time![/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off topic - Just got a new myspace budddy! I now have 4 friends! Add me if you want, look for email on myspace of "[email protected]" First time on in 2 years lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/spam]

[mrpez]

the crunch wrap supreme. i wish i could give you the recipe, but no one outside of the taco bell elite knows the secret.

 

 

 

even wonder why del taco doesnt have one? exactly.