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Things Npcs Would Never Say

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Duradel: So, what task do you want this time?

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138 Combat as of Summer 2010 - Retired Summer 2010

SOS gate: OMFG!!! Typing your password backwards is now blocked! ******** omg it works!

Greater Demon: I like pink bunnies and small puppy dogs. I also like Winx and playing with my dolls.

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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"Evil Bob"-*woof*

 

Party pete-selling red p hat min price in ge

 

Tramp- phr33 st00f pl0x

 

Prison pete-You've been very *sexy voice* naughty

 

Banker-I like banking things some things are very hard to bank (inneuendo intended)

 

Duradel-You only have 1337 corpereal beasts left.

 

Any NPC- I Like childeren

 

:twss:

wise old man: Y so serious? :twisted:

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Thief (Level - 16): Keep your hands out of my wallet.

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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Prison Pete-You dropped your soap.

 

 

 

Seriously,how does no one think of that?

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Bert (From "Hand in the Sand"): You know what? Get your own freaking sand! I've had it up to here with you coming to me every day and just clicking through the chat to fast to see! At least let me have a decent conversation if you're gonna force me to do this!

 

 

 

wise old man: Y so serious? :twisted:

 

I can actually se him saying that :ohnoes:

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Ahh, this thread has endless possibilities... :lol:

 

 

 

G.E. employers: "We can't help you today, we are on strike."

 

 

 

Bankers: "Giving away free stuff from all those players without a bank pin!"

 

 

 

Tztok-Jad: "Just kill me, I don't feel very well today."

 

 

 

Own Character during alching: "Man, I'm so bored. Please go do something else. A quest would be great. "

 

 

 

Sawmill Operator: "Hmm, I'm the only one who can saw planks, totally no competition. I think I'm gonna raise all prices by 500%."

 

 

 

Own Character in front of cave: "I'm not going in there! I'm afraid of the dark and that little lantern isn't gonna help much."

 

 

 

Your cat: "I'm not gonna eat that shrimp. I only eat sharks."

 

 

 

Any tree: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Please stop cutting me, it hurts so much!"

 

 

 

Wise Old Man: "You want that quest cape? I want a second party hat. Bring me one and you will get your cape."

 

 

 

Estate Agent: "You are 99 construction? WHahahahaha! That must have cost you a lot, bye bye money! You must be very stupid spending all that money on one skill."

 

 

 

Goblin: "Don't kill me, I have feelings too you know!"

 

 

 

Any quest starter npc: "I'm not gonna ask you. You have a very high thieving level, so you are not very trustworthy."

 

 

 

Aubury: "You're coming for the Runecrafting Cape? Serious man, you have no life"

 

 

 

Uri: "I'm not giving you this casket, I don't like your hair."

 

 

 

etc.

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Molly: Agent 1777!!! I DONT need your help!!

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Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent

For your next assignment, you get to kill something you want to kill...

 

Lol good one :lol:

 

 

 

Banker:

 

"Good day! How may I help you? Oh and I want to remind you that the item you lent has been lost so GF."

Hey Nicrune007 , Whats Your Username?

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99 Ranged on 2/6/07 99 Hit Points on 9/5/08 99 Defense on 26/4/08 99 Attack on 14/2/09 99 Strength on 25/2/09 99 Slayer on 13/9/09\:D/

Security Guard: This is a robbery!

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R.I.P. Neko :[

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Blogs are dead

while fighting something

 

Lunchlady: Ok I'll wait.

 

 

 

Ent: I'm sorry I broke your axe let me fix it.

 

 

 

Any of the Burrow's brothers: Here take this full set.

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Thank you Jopie for my wonderful Signature ^.^

Buckle-Up it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

Drunken Dwarf: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: Im sober

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: I swear to drunk im not god.

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: Is this the AA meeting and wheres the beer?

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: Its 5 O'clock somewhere.

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: I want another Milk Please.

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: One more round of Gingerale for all.

 

 

 

 

 

Drunken Dwarf: Hey hottie nice to see you. (Picture below)

 

 

 

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Lucien: I like fluffy pink teddy bears.

 

Sheep:OMFG GTFO MA WOOLZ NUBZ! :lol:

 

Magic tutor: How about I show you a bit of...*sexy voice* magic? :|

 

Tramp:Welcome to my crib, made completely of gold and di- I mean er cardboard box!

 

Corporeal Beast: I give you 5 sigils for hugs?

 

Aubury: So.... you got 99 rc? Sorry mate we're out of capes... sad noob.

Many believe that the 1980 eruption of Mt. Saint Helens was a catostrophic geological event, in reality it was the day that Jimi Hendrix returned to Earth from the next world and actually stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand.

-Random Youtuber

Lol'ed

 

 

 

Gertrude: I like dogs, dogs are cool, I got 2.

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

Tool Leprechaun: I hide your tools bet you cant guess where *wink*

 

 

 

Party pete: I need professional help....

 

 

 

Postie Pete: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!!!

 

^ I lol'ed

 

 

 

Party Pete: I think I need help.

 

Drunken Dwarf: Where are my pants?

 

Drunken Dwarf: Whats today and what year is it?

 

Drunken Dwarf: Barkeep I've had my limit

 

Drunken Dwarf: Step 1......... What theres twelve of these pieces of crap. *Finds the nearest pub*

 

Drunken Dwarf: The twelve steps led me to drink.

 

Drunken Dwarf: Dude! Wheres my Car! Oh wait I sold that for Booze....

 

Drunken Dwarf: Why is there a tattoo on my arm saying Bubba... Who's Bubba.....

 

Drunken Dwarf: Who's Bubba...... What did I do last night and why am I sore....

Anyone: Aw, dude, who just busted [wagon]?!

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Elvarg: I like puppies ^^

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

Drunken Dwarf: 'Ere some of the good stuff

 

Player: what up with the weeds?

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Thank you Jopie for my wonderful Signature ^.^

Buckle-Up it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

Level 2 man: I Pwn

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

Drunken Dwarf: Can I get an apple around here? Who the hell doesnt carry apples.

 

 

 

 

 

Gnome: Step1: Collect underpants

 

Gnome: Step2: ?????

 

Gnome: Step3: Profit

Hans: I could pwn you!

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