bor_gamewiz Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I found this on the RSOF and decided to post it here for everyone to enjoy. now to the crux of the matter. the idea is to post something an npc would never say. (note: please use the following template or at least something similar name of npc: possibly funny phrase.) example: Lumbridge tutor: get lost noob Rules: Rule 1 - make sure you follow the Tip.It Forum rules Rule 2 - there are no other rules Have fun :thumbsup: You Just Lost The Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Sergeant Damien: Here, have a fudge. :twss: First post :twss: R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Prison Pete: I enjoy going back to Jail every time someone frees me! Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 For your next assignment, you have to kill 258 TzTok-Jads 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 For your next assignment, you get to kill something you want to kill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Man, I hate Runescape. Go outside." Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Man, I hate Runescape. Go Play WoW" 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 ^Ace. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princeconan1 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Dwarf: Eat my bananna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beethovens29 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Izzy No'Beard: hey you, can i buy yer beard fer 20 agility tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Bob The Cat: Meow! "Quit this game while you can!!!" My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Tramp: Keep your hands out of my money noob! R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Tree Spirit: Kindly continue to murder me human Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Any NPC in any quest, especially in One Small Favor: "Sure I'll help." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Any skill tutor: Nooooooob!!!!!! WOM: Here, take my party hat! Sandwich Lady: I want you to beat in the head with this baguette. Any NPC: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob! Bartender in Blue Moon Inn: RuneScape is a computer game! For free money go to http://freeandcheeprsgold.com!!!!! (Don't worry, it's not even a real site) Sawmill Operator: Fr33 St00f Plz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Aggie the Witch: I see in my magic cauldren...you noobs jerking it... Bob the Cat: Don't you like [kitty]? It takes you to odd places... Party Pete: Need a song for your party? Choose from: Detachable Penis Party on your [kitty] Barney's The more we work together the happier we'll be. ^^^ those are all real songs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Any NPC: I can do it myself. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Any banker in RuneScape: "I'm now going to hack your bank account" :lol: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Farmer Fred (I think it's fred, the one that gives you the sheep shearer quest):I told you to shear those sheep like, 3 years ago, now where the [bleep] is my wool? 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Duradel: "I'll give you dust devils if you can give me a hug :cry: " Player: "No!" Duradel: "199 steels then :evil: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Duradel: "I'll give you dust devils if you can give me a hug :cry: " Player: "No!" Duradel: "199 steels then :evil: " ROFL! This 1 made me fall off my chair! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Turael (Burthorpe Slayer Master): You are current assigned to kill Steel Dragons; only 199 more to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minicliper13 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 banker: get it out yourself, noob! (w00T free phats galore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Banker: I thought it was a gift...? No take-backs! /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Party Pete: "I'm renaming the Falador Party Room to 'My Pants Nightclub'" Player: "Umm... Ok" Party Pete: "There's a party in My Pants and you're invited. Postie Pete: "Who wants some head?" OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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