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Things Npcs Would Never Say

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I found this on the RSOF and decided to post it here for everyone to enjoy.

 

 

 

now to the crux of the matter.

 

 

 

the idea is to post something an npc would never say.

 

(note: please use the following template or at least something similar

 

name of npc: possibly funny phrase.)

 

example: Lumbridge tutor: get lost noob

 

 

 

Rules:

 

Rule 1 - make sure you follow the Tip.It Forum rules

 

Rule 2 - there are no other rules

 

 

 

Have fun :thumbsup:


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Sergeant Damien: Here, have a fudge. :twss:

 

 

 

First post :twss:


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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

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Prison Pete: I enjoy going back to Jail every time someone frees me!


Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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For your next assignment, you have to kill 258 TzTok-Jads


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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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For your next assignment, you get to kill something you want to kill...


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"Man, I hate Runescape. Go outside."


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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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"Man, I hate Runescape. Go Play WoW"

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^Ace.


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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Izzy No'Beard: hey you, can i buy yer beard fer 20 agility tickets


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Bob The Cat: Meow! "Quit this game while you can!!!"


My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Tramp: Keep your hands out of my money noob!


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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

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Tree Spirit: Kindly continue to murder me human


Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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Any skill tutor: Nooooooob!!!!!!

 

 

 

WOM: Here, take my party hat!

 

 

 

Sandwich Lady: I want you to beat in the head with this baguette.

 

 

 

Any NPC: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob!

 

 

 

Bartender in Blue Moon Inn: RuneScape is a computer game! For free money go to http://freeandcheeprsgold.com!!!!!

 

(Don't worry, it's not even a real site)

 

 

 

Sawmill Operator: Fr33 St00f Plz!

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Aggie the Witch: I see in my magic cauldren...you noobs jerking it...

 

Bob the Cat: Don't you like [kitty]? It takes you to odd places...

 

Party Pete: Need a song for your party? Choose from:

 

Detachable Penis

 

Party on your [kitty]

 

Barney's The more we work together the happier we'll be.

 

^^^

 

those are all real songs...


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Any NPC: I can do it myself.


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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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Any banker in RuneScape:

 

"I'm now going to hack your bank account" :lol: .

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Farmer Fred (I think it's fred, the one that gives you the sheep shearer quest):I told you to shear those sheep like, 3 years ago, now where the [bleep] is my wool?


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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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Duradel: "I'll give you dust devils if you can give me a hug :cry: "

 

Player: "No!"

 

Duradel: "199 steels then :evil: "


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Duradel: "I'll give you dust devils if you can give me a hug :cry: "

 

Player: "No!"

 

Duradel: "199 steels then :evil: "

 

ROFL! This 1 made me fall off my chair! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Turael (Burthorpe Slayer Master): You are current assigned to kill Steel Dragons; only 199 more to go!


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Party Pete: "I'm renaming the Falador Party Room to 'My Pants Nightclub'"

 

Player: "Umm... Ok"

 

Party Pete: "There's a party in My Pants and you're invited.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Postie Pete: "Who wants some head?"


OH S***! He/she/it is back!

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