Games Franchises that Should Give Up

[abbydog95]

Call of Dutys made by Treyarch.

 

After WAW ( i dont have it but ive played it alot) and it sucked :?

[Princess Viola]

minor nintendo franchises like starfox and kirby.

 

Dude, Kirby isn't a minor Nintendo franchise.

 

 

 

I mean, like 13 or 14 games doesn't really seem minor. Plus at least in the Kirby games they don't rehash the same plot over and over.

 

 

 

Plot of every [bleep]' Mario game

 

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Bowser or the main enemy kidnaps the [bleep]' [bleep] princess. Mario rescues her. The end.

 

 

 

Plot of different Kirby games

 

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Dream Land/Spring Breeze (KSS, KSSU) - King Dedede steals all the food in Dream Land. Kirby defeats him and the citizens don't starve. (Not that unique, but it was meant as a game for beginning gamers)

 

Adventure/Nightmare in Dreamland - King Dedede breaks the Star Rod into 7 pieces and gives them to the bosses to protect them. After Kirby get's them all, it is shown that King Dedede only did it so Nightmare would use it.

 

Dream Land 2 - Kirby get's some animal friends who help him save Dream Land from Dark Matter.

 

Revenge of Meta Knight (KSS, KSSU) - Meta Knight tries to take over Dream Land with his ship the Halberd. Kirby destroys the ship and he and Meta Knight escape.

 

Milky Way Wishes (KSS, KSSU) - Marx makes the sun and moon fight and Kirby goes to space and summons Nova. Marx wishes to control Pop Star, after destroying the nucleus of Nova, Kirby fights Marx and Marx crashes into Nova and their head a splode.

 

DynaBlade (KSS, KSSU) - DynaBlade is destroying the crops. Kirby fights her, only to discover she was simply getting food for her chicks. Kirby gets the chicks some apples from Whispy Woods.

 

Dream Land 3 - I don't remember the plot. All I remember is Dark Matter is back and Zero shoots blood.

 

Kirby 64 - Dark Matter attacks the planet of faeries and a fairy named Ribbon flies away with the crystal. The crystal breaks into crystal shards and Kirby helps her find the shards. With help from a Waddle Dee, Adeline, and a reluctant King Dedede. After getting all 72 shards you fight Zero Two. Who shoots blood.

 

Umm, I never bothered playing the Game Boy Advance Kirby games.

 

Canvas Curse - Don't remember the plot

 

Squeak Squad - A gang called the Squeaks steals some treasure or some [cabbage].

 

 

 

Mario plots are also diferent

 

 

 

SMB: Koopa kidnaps princess

 

SMB2: Koopa kidnas princes, but lays traps in every corner aswell as poisoning the entire world's mushrooms, leaving only a few eatable

 

SMB3: Koopa kids transform the seven kings, koopa only kidnaps princess in the end

 

SMW: Koopa kidnaps all the yoshi's, mario saves them and the princess.

 

SM64: Koopa wants cake, kidnaps princess and eats the cake

 

SMS: Mario goes on vacation and some dude paints the city where mario is, mario is called as a plumber to clean the poo.

 

NSBM: same as smb

 

SMG: Koopa wants to destroy the whole world and universe with peach at his side, mario gets pissed off, destroys koopa and leaves peach in th middle of destruction in hopes of beggining a new life with rosalina, wich dumps him in the mushroom kingdom to the unhapiness of mario.

 

 

 

See? completely diferent storylines.

 

 

 

However Myamoto said that mario games shouldnt have a strong storyline anyways.

 

All the storylines involve Bowser or the main antagonist kidnapping the princess.

 

 

 

And you forgot the Paper Mario games and Super Mario Land.

[Nenga]

minor nintendo franchises like starfox and kirby.

 

Dude, Kirby isn't a minor Nintendo franchise.

 

 

 

I mean, like 13 or 14 games doesn't really seem minor. Plus at least in the Kirby games they don't rehash the same plot over and over.

 

 

 

Plot of every [bleep]' Mario game

 

----------------------------------------------

 

Bowser or the main enemy kidnaps the [bleep]' [bleep] princess. Mario rescues her. The end.

 

 

 

Plot of different Kirby games

 

-------------------------------------------

 

Dream Land/Spring Breeze (KSS, KSSU) - King Dedede steals all the food in Dream Land. Kirby defeats him and the citizens don't starve. (Not that unique, but it was meant as a game for beginning gamers)

 

Adventure/Nightmare in Dreamland - King Dedede breaks the Star Rod into 7 pieces and gives them to the bosses to protect them. After Kirby get's them all, it is shown that King Dedede only did it so Nightmare would use it.

 

Dream Land 2 - Kirby get's some animal friends who help him save Dream Land from Dark Matter.

 

Revenge of Meta Knight (KSS, KSSU) - Meta Knight tries to take over Dream Land with his ship the Halberd. Kirby destroys the ship and he and Meta Knight escape.

 

Milky Way Wishes (KSS, KSSU) - Marx makes the sun and moon fight and Kirby goes to space and summons Nova. Marx wishes to control Pop Star, after destroying the nucleus of Nova, Kirby fights Marx and Marx crashes into Nova and their head a splode.

 

DynaBlade (KSS, KSSU) - DynaBlade is destroying the crops. Kirby fights her, only to discover she was simply getting food for her chicks. Kirby gets the chicks some apples from Whispy Woods.

 

Dream Land 3 - I don't remember the plot. All I remember is Dark Matter is back and Zero shoots blood.

 

Kirby 64 - Dark Matter attacks the planet of faeries and a fairy named Ribbon flies away with the crystal. The crystal breaks into crystal shards and Kirby helps her find the shards. With help from a Waddle Dee, Adeline, and a reluctant King Dedede. After getting all 72 shards you fight Zero Two. Who shoots blood.

 

Umm, I never bothered playing the Game Boy Advance Kirby games.

 

Canvas Curse - Don't remember the plot

 

Squeak Squad - A gang called the Squeaks steals some treasure or some [cabbage].

 

 

 

Mario plots are also diferent

 

 

 

SMB: Koopa kidnaps princess

 

SMB2: Koopa kidnas princes, but lays traps in every corner aswell as poisoning the entire world's mushrooms, leaving only a few eatable

 

SMB3: Koopa kids transform the seven kings, koopa only kidnaps princess in the end

 

SMW: Koopa kidnaps all the yoshi's, mario saves them and the princess.

 

SM64: Koopa wants cake, kidnaps princess and eats the cake

 

SMS: Mario goes on vacation and some dude paints the city where mario is, mario is called as a plumber to clean the poo.

 

NSBM: same as smb

 

SMG: Koopa wants to destroy the whole world and universe with peach at his side, mario gets pissed off, destroys koopa and leaves peach in th middle of destruction in hopes of beggining a new life with rosalina, wich dumps him in the mushroom kingdom to the unhapiness of mario.

 

 

 

See? completely diferent storylines.

 

 

 

However Myamoto said that mario games shouldnt have a strong storyline anyways.

 

All the storylines involve Bowser or the main antagonist kidnapping the princess.

 

 

 

And you forgot the Paper Mario games and Super Mario Land.

 

And SMRPG. The only one where Bowser isn't the main antagonist and peach isn't kidnapped by the main antagonist.

[RayOxide]

minor nintendo franchises like starfox and kirby.

 

Dude, Kirby isn't a minor Nintendo franchise.

 

 

 

I mean, like 13 or 14 games doesn't really seem minor. Plus at least in the Kirby games they don't rehash the same plot over and over.

 

 

 

I call fanboyism. Sure Kirby games are fun, but Kirby is MINOR in comparison to Nintendos big names, and I am talking about all the Mario and Pokemon games + branches.

 

But you really dont need to defend kirby ALL the time man, come on.

 

 

 

Call of Dutys made by Treyarch.

 

 

 

However 'crap' they may be, not only should Treyarch stop making them; everyone should. And we should just stick to more modern shooters with a different name and a non-yearly-release, every 2 years would make for much better games.

 

 

 

Why end the Mario franchise? We can milk it for shooters, puzzles, adventure, mmos, etc

[Nadril]

So, hold on, we're actually critiquing the plot between Kirby and Mario. They're [bleep]ing platformers, who really cares about a plot?

 

 

 

@Ugozima: Kirby is boring ^_^.

[unkn0wnwarrior]

So, hold on, we're actually critiquing the plot between Kirby and Mario. They're [bleep] platformers, who really cares about a plot?

 

 

 

@Ugozima: Kirby is boring ^_^.

 

I agree with the first half of your post, but I do not find Kirby boring.

[Demoli]

So, hold on, we're actually critiquing the plot between Kirby and Mario. They're [bleep] platformers, who really cares about a plot?

 

 

 

@Ugozima: Kirby is boring ^_^.

 

I agree with the first half of your post, but I do not find Kirby boring.

 

 

 

Quoted for truth

[nerdboyxxx]

So, hold on, we're actually critiquing the plot between Kirby and Mario. They're [bleep] platformers, who really cares about a plot?

 

 

 

@Ugozima: Kirby is boring ^_^.

 

I agree with the first half of your post, but I do not find Kirby boring.

 

 

 

Quoted for truth

 

 

 

Kirby is fun, but I only play the old games. I hate all the new games for the Wii.

[Demoli]

So, hold on, we're actually critiquing the plot between Kirby and Mario. They're [bleep] platformers, who really cares about a plot?

 

 

 

@Ugozima: Kirby is boring ^_^.

 

I agree with the first half of your post, but I do not find Kirby boring.

 

 

 

Quoted for truth

 

 

 

Kirby is fun, but I only play the old games. I hate all the new games for the Wii.

 

 

 

Unless is flew under my radar, there isnt any Kirby Wii game, and it seems like a fad today to criticise everything on the wii mainly because it doesn' have any remarkable shooter :roll:

[Nadril]

Unless is flew under my radar, there isnt any Kirby Wii game, and it seems like a fad today to criticise everything on the wii mainly because it doesn' have any remarkable shooter

 

 

 

Or because 95% of it's library is terrible.

[Demoli]

Unless is flew under my radar, there isnt any Kirby Wii game, and it seems like a fad today to criticise everything on the wii mainly because it doesn' have any remarkable shooter

 

 

 

Or because 95% of it's library is terrible.

 

 

 

95% of eevrything is crap :roll:

[Nadril]

Unless is flew under my radar, there isnt any Kirby Wii game, and it seems like a fad today to criticise everything on the wii mainly because it doesn' have any remarkable shooter

 

 

 

Or because 95% of it's library is terrible.

 

 

 

95% of eevrything is crap :roll:

 

 

 

You've got a point but, really, the Wii just has a horrible library. I'm not a big fan of the 360's library either but it certainly has more worthwhile games than the Wii. Plus once you count in Live arcade that number actually goes up quite a bit (talking about new games here, not just remakes or ports).

[Demoli]

Unless is flew under my radar, there isnt any Kirby Wii game, and it seems like a fad today to criticise everything on the wii mainly because it doesn' have any remarkable shooter

 

 

 

Or because 95% of it's library is terrible.

 

 

 

95% of eevrything is crap :roll:

 

 

 

You've got a point but, really, the Wii just has a horrible library. I'm not a big fan of the 360's library either but it certainly has more worthwhile games than the Wii. Plus once you count in Live arcade that number actually goes up quite a bit (talking about new games here, not just remakes or ports).

 

 

 

In the end it's all a matter of taste, sure, the Wii has a remarkable list of shovel ware, but most games on it's competitors are also bad, but has they're "realistic" most ppl accept them. You want a exemple? Muramasa, the demon blade, the most gorgeos grafics i've ever seen, will be overlooked by most for not being realistic, while Too Human got perfectly accepted.

 

 

 

And in tthe dlc, yes the Wii has mostly remakes, but they're remakes of the best games ever.

[Nadril]

That's a kind of crappy comparison, Too Human is terrible. :P

 

 

 

And remakes are nice and all, but I played all those classics when they came out. :P

[Dizzle229]

Not another console fight. This is probably the most balanced generation yet. This is the first one where it's really ALL about personal preferrence.

[Demoli]

Dizzle's right, let's stop this by now :)

[nerdboyxxx]

Not another console fight. This is probably the most balanced generation yet. This is the first one where it's really ALL about personal preferrence.

 

 

 

Wii = Mario

 

 

 

Xbox360 = Online Play, shooters

 

 

 

PS3 = Single-player heaven, shooters

 

 

 

Pick what you like :P