Agunimon979 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [hide=kinda stupid argument]Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation.[/hide] Oh blah blah save everyone on these forums all that morals crap we're not all the same people we have different personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 if you want good calls, watch bubba the love sponge...really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I don't do prank calls. I answer phone calls from random people and telemarkers. Me: Hola? Guy: Hello, I'm looking for (insertnamehere) Me: Por que? Guy: Is (insertnamehere) there? Me: No comprende tu engles, senor. Guy: Uhh... what? Me: Senor, no speak de english. Guy: Oh, alright then... -hangup- Another time... Me: Pizza Hut, may I take your order? Guy: Uhm, I'm looking for (insertnamehere)? Me: Uh... my name is Luis, sir. Guy: Does a guy named (insertnamehere) work there? Me: Not that I recall, sir. So, are you going to order something? Guy: Sure, what are the specials there? Me: Two Large one topping pizzas for $20. Guy: I'll take that... pepperoni please. Me: Delivery or take-out? Guy: Delivery. Me: Alright, that'll be $260. Guy: -hangs up- Did that both to some telemarketer who keeps calling my friend. The same guy. I need ideas for the next time he calls. Learn enough of some remote language not many people know, just incase they get someone who speaks Spanish to call Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 [hide=kinda stupid argument]Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation.[/hide] Oh blah blah save everyone on these forums all that morals crap we're not all the same people we have different personalities. You're E-coolness just improved by 7 with that post :ugeek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 This is one I was with my friend on. My friend: -calls random number- person on other end: Hello? Friend: Is this the suicide hotline? I think I am going to kill myself (at this point my friend [roosters] his 20 gauge) Person: hold on, don;t kill yourself, Ill get you professional help. My friend: Goodbye cruel World!! (He fires his gun outside at a target with the phone nearby. Me: (screaming) OH GOd! No! No way! Friend: Oh [cabbage]! I missed. Person: YOu [bleep]ing teenagers! Quit [bleep]ing pranking people! Go to hell for youcking [wagon]!~!!@!@ That is the condesned version. We used *69 or w/e so they did'nt see who it was. It turns out later that the person we called was the relative of one of my teachers. The teacher told us the story a few days after the initial call. I alsmot [cabbage] myself. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I don't do prank calls. I answer phone calls from random people and telemarkers. Me: Hola? Guy: Hello, I'm looking for (insertnamehere) Me: Por que? Guy: Is (insertnamehere) there? Me: No comprende tu engles, senor. Guy: Uhh... what? Me: Senor, no speak de english. Guy: Oh, alright then... -hangup- Another time... Me: Pizza Hut, may I take your order? Guy: Uhm, I'm looking for (insertnamehere)? Me: Uh... my name is Luis, sir. Guy: Does a guy named (insertnamehere) work there? Me: Not that I recall, sir. So, are you going to order something? Guy: Sure, what are the specials there? Me: Two Large one topping pizzas for $20. Guy: I'll take that... pepperoni please. Me: Delivery or take-out? Guy: Delivery. Me: Alright, that'll be $260. Guy: -hangs up- Did that both to some telemarketer who keeps calling my friend. The same guy. I need ideas for the next time he calls. Learn enough of some remote language not many people know, just incase they get someone who speaks Spanish to call Actually. telemarkers are suppose to know a 2nd lanuage. Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Looking for Miss Huggenkiss,first name Amanda. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Looking for Miss Huggenkiss,first name Amanda. Any one seen Mike Litoris? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 [hide=kinda stupid argument]Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation.[/hide] Oh blah blah save everyone on these forums all that morals crap we're not all the same people we have different personalities. You're E-coolness just improved by 7 with that post :ugeek: Aww der, you got me #-o ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Me: Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Person: Yes, may I take your order? Me: I'll have a Big Mac. Person: This isn't McDonalds. Me: Oh, I'll have a Whopper. Person. Or Burger King. Me: A Baconator? Person: This is NOT WENDY'S!!!! Me: OK, OK. Jeez. I'll have a large pizza. Person: Anything on it? Me: Yes, mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, ham, peppers, sausages, and another pizza. Person: Sir, we can't put another pizza on the pizza. Me: B-but the last guy let me do it. :( Person: I'm sorry, but no. Me: OK. OK. Screw the other pizza. Person: A'ight. So, you want a large pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, ham, and sausage? Correct? Me: Yes. But, one more question. Person: Yes? Me: Do I get to keep the box? Person: Yes, you do. Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Person: OK, just to clarify again, a large pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, ham, and sausage. Me: That'll be $12.99, please drive on through. Person: Wait? What? Me: Welcome to Dominoes, may I take your order? Person: What the Hell? As it turns out, the person who answered was my neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Looking for Miss Huggenkiss,first name Amanda. Any one seen Mike Litoris? Anyone seen Seymour [rooster]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Me: Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Person: Yes, may I take your order? Me: I'll have a Big Mac. Person: This isn't McDonalds. Me: Oh, I'll have a Whopper. Person. Or Burger King. Me: A Baconator? Person: This is NOT WENDY'S!!!! Me: OK, OK. Jeez. I'll have a large pizza. Person: Anything on it? Me: Yes, mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, ham, peppers, sausages, and another pizza. Person: Sir, we can't put another pizza on the pizza. Me: B-but the last guy let me do it. :( Person: I'm sorry, but no. Me: OK. OK. Screw the other pizza. Person: A'ight. So, you want a large pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, ham, and sausage? Correct? Me: Yes. But, one more question. Person: Yes? Me: Do I get to keep the box? Person: Yes, you do. Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Person: OK, just to clarify again, a large pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, olives, ham, and sausage. Me: That'll be $12.99, please drive on through. Person: Wait? What? Me: Welcome to Dominoes, may I take your order? Person: What the Hell? As it turns out, the person who answered was my neighbor. :lol: But you didn't get the box... :cry: I'm not cool enough to prank call anyone. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I don't do prank calls. I answer phone calls from random people and telemarkers. Me: Hola? Guy: Hello, I'm looking for (insertnamehere) Me: Por que? Guy: Is (insertnamehere) there? Me: No comprende tu engles, senor. Guy: Uhh... what? Me: Senor, no speak de english. Guy: Oh, alright then... -hangup- Another time... Me: Pizza Hut, may I take your order? Guy: Uhm, I'm looking for (insertnamehere)? Me: Uh... my name is Luis, sir. Guy: Does a guy named (insertnamehere) work there? Me: Not that I recall, sir. So, are you going to order something? Guy: Sure, what are the specials there? Me: Two Large one topping pizzas for $20. Guy: I'll take that... pepperoni please. Me: Delivery or take-out? Guy: Delivery. Me: Alright, that'll be $260. Guy: -hangs up- Did that both to some telemarketer who keeps calling my friend. The same guy. I need ideas for the next time he calls. Learn enough of some remote language not many people know, just incase they get someone who speaks Spanish to call Does french work? I know a bit. Otherwise I'll learn german from my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 When my best friend and I were younger. Chinese place. Rob ( My Friend ) - Hello? Is this China One? Woman - Yes, Yes it is, How may I help you? Rob - Well, you see I just crashed my cab into your store. Woman - WHAT? Rob - Yes Yes I'm very sorry But I can make it up to you Woman - NO I CALL THE POLICE Rob - No, you don't call police. Woman - YES YES Rob - Look, I didn't really crash my cab into the store, I was wondering something else... Woman - What's that? Rob - Would you like to go to Broadway with me, maybe see Lion King? Woman - Are you asking me on a date? Rob - Yes Woman - *Click* We had another one involving our friends drunk dad, him being an *animal removal service* and a whale being stuck inside of someones pool filter. But we'll save that for another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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