IeatWindex Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 [hide=]J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=channel_page [/hide] "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 [hide=]J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=channel_page [/hide] The first thing I thought of when I saw the topic title. :lol: The Complete MTA Handbook | Runecrafting Pouch Analysis | Mobilizing Armies Locator Index Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 [hide=]J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=channel_page [/hide] That. Was. Epic. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I've had some pretty hilarious ones but they were really you-had-to-be-there kind of conversations. Most though usually are something like: Me: *calls* Pizza Hut Employee: *picks up* Hello this is Pizza Hut how may I help you? Me: *giggles*....hi Pizza Hut Employee: *sighs and hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Sure, prank calls are funny if you are doing them to someone, but if your the poor Pizza Hut Employee at the end of the line, it's annoying as hell. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 "Hey," "Hi, who is this" "That doesn't ma?tter. Listen, is your fridge running?" "... goddamnit." sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 The best one I've heard is a few new years back at my friend Amanda's unit. We heard her next door neighbour who happened to be someone on some radio station. I can't remember exactly how it went but he basically put on the voice of an old woman, rang Texas, USA demanding to speak to the colonel from their local KFC. Then demands that the manager passes on a message that he promised her a date going back in some year and was 50 years late. I couldn't stop laughing. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Me and my friend called one chinese takeaway, place an order for delivery. Halfway through placing the delivery my friend called another Chinese takeaway, we asked the first one to relay the order to our "friend" (the other chinese restaurant). Spent about 3 minutes rolling on the ground listening to 2 angry chinese screaming at each other until they realised what was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC_Kejml Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 "Hey," "Hi, who is this" "That doesn't ma?tter. Listen, is your fridge running?" "... goddamnit." "It is." "Watch out then, it may run from you!!" Yeah I kno. Someone has to state the obvious. ^ my book :^_^: I don't play anymore, but I'm grateful I played through the best RS times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folmer_veeman Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 [hide=youtube] [/hide] EDIT: crap it doesn't work, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IeatWindex Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I dont know if you include sending pizzas to peoples houses, then telling a friend to ask them how their pizza was and them replying "Im proud your friend ordered me a pizza. *serious face*" Is included as a prank call. I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 [hide=]J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=channel_page [/hide] The first thing I thought of when I saw the topic title. :lol: Yeah, same here. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Caller ID+People that can't take a prank call=Police So no. Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting This is interesting, because they were not marketing it directly to you, it was just being put out there for anyone who may wish to purchase. So you really shouldn't be insulted, unless you take issue with the size of your own "place". Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 [hide=]J5z4Vs26-TI&feature=channel_page [/hide] The first thing I thought of when I saw the topic title. :lol: Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IeatWindex Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 Well I saw some commercial for male enlargement pills, so I prank called them. Here's how it went. Me: Hello. Lady: Hello, what is your name? Me: Michael. So this will enlargen my *place*. Lady: Yes, how old are you? Me: 12. Lady: Erm, sir- Me: So did this enlargen your *place* Lady: Don't you call back! Following alot of bad words, it was funny, those jerks deserve it. They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation. Firstly, I guess your right. But I should elaborate, the company is what I found insulting. But I am old enough, im 19 and have been help caring for my family, especially when my mom was diagnosed with cancer, I helped with the hospital bills, I know what it is like. But Jem did not elaborate liek you did, which made me not understand fully. Lesson leanred ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Well when i saw this I thought of the Fonejacker (just search him on youtube) He is good... A quick preview of his voices in the intro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OIbQDAlAjM This is pretty clever ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDWqWLMRt0 Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deiophobus Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Me and my friend called one chinese takeaway, place an order for delivery. Halfway through placing the delivery my friend called another Chinese takeaway, we asked the first one to relay the order to our "friend" (the other chinese restaurant). Spent about 3 minutes rolling on the ground listening to 2 angry chinese screaming at each other until they realised what was going on. [hide=]q0wq6bCiuLo [/hide] edit: I fixed the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I don't do prank calls. I answer phone calls from random people and telemarkers. Me: Hola? Guy: Hello, I'm looking for (insertnamehere) Me: Por que? Guy: Is (insertnamehere) there? Me: No comprende tu engles, senor. Guy: Uhh... what? Me: Senor, no speak de english. Guy: Oh, alright then... -hangup- Another time... Me: Pizza Hut, may I take your order? Guy: Uhm, I'm looking for (insertnamehere)? Me: Uh... my name is Luis, sir. Guy: Does a guy named (insertnamehere) work there? Me: Not that I recall, sir. So, are you going to order something? Guy: Sure, what are the specials there? Me: Two Large one topping pizzas for $20. Guy: I'll take that... pepperoni please. Me: Delivery or take-out? Guy: Delivery. Me: Alright, that'll be $260. Guy: -hangs up- Did that both to some telemarketer who keeps calling my friend. The same guy. I need ideas for the next time he calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Me and my friend called one chinese takeaway, place an order for delivery. Halfway through placing the delivery my friend called another Chinese takeaway, we asked the first one to relay the order to our "friend" (the other chinese restaurant). Spent about 3 minutes rolling on the ground listening to 2 angry chinese screaming at each other until they realised what was going on. [hide=Youtube FAIL fix'd]q0wq6bCiuLo [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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