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Give it 50 more stars and 13 more stripes (red and white) and take away the stuff in the middle.

 

That would be an American flag, not a tipitian flag.

 

Pretty quick on the uptake there, ain'tcha tiger?

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Give it 50 more stars and 13 more stripes (red and white) and take away the stuff in the middle.

 

That would be an American flag, not a tipitian flag.

 

=D> Someone give this guy a cookie.

 

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The problem with a direct democracy is that the more people you have, the more chaotic it is. Essentially, without any political figurehead to organize people and their votes, it is anarchy. That is why we should have a council of regulators that organize the people and help run things, but don't have any more of a vote than anybody else.

 

 

 

Does Tipittopia have high speed internet access?

 

Yeah, their is a 50-foot tall router in the center of the island.

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Well, we need to take the blogipelago. Its probably going to be the easiest, all we need are a couple thousand spam cannons, and they will submit to us. We will then use their islands and people to build up a spam wall that will protect the area from invaders.

 

From there, we should take piczo. Their islands will be a good place to watch Facebook. If Facebook makes a move, we let them go to the Spam wall before invading. Without their navy, we can completely obliterate them. We should make a Zimmerman Telegram kind of thing. Send it to Myspace saying if we band together and take down Facebook, they can take 3/4 of the taken land. The Facebook people will intercept it and will come after us.

 

Then, we take out everything to the west. Once we have taken all of that, we cut through the myspace mountains descretely. We will take Friendster and everything in that area before making our first attack on Myspace. While the army is busy in the North, focusing on our men we will attack Myspaces bands and The Series of tubes. We will set up a spam wall and attack their key cities. The army will have to divide, and as our two armies attack and our navy keeps the waters safe from any allies of the Myspace peoples, we will have a third army attack from the southwest. All of the Facebook army will take the southern part of Myspace, and soon, Myspace will have to surrender as we split into multiple armies and attack from every possible side, closing in on them.

 

With Myspace, we have more possibilities than ever. We'll go take Second Life and all the role playing games. Take WOW first because the bulk of their army will be sleep deprived people. Then take all the surrounding areas. Move to Yahoo games and all other things surrounding Windows Live. Then, we take it. We will use same tactics as myspace and attack with many seperate armies, overwhelming them. Maybe the second life people will act as suicide bombers. That'd help.

 

From there, we can take the rest of the world, build a spam wall and protect our selves from any other invaders.

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BACK ON TASK PEOPLE

 

 

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).
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BACK ON TASK PEOPLE

 

 

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

I pick the second one.

 

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BACK ON TASK PEOPLE

 

 

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

Direct democracy where everyone has a vote and there aren't any middle men (politicians).

 

I pick the second one.

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You win

 

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Anyways, anybody wanna comment on my comment about a true democracy/anarchy?

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I won't be getting a job, I'd like to apply for EBT, CashAide, and Food Stamps please. Also put me on any public assistance, make me a member at the local food bank, and provide me with a cot on the streets so I can sleep where I beg and beg where I sleep.

 

 

 

Thank you!

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I won't be getting a job, I'd like to apply for EBT, CashAide, and Food Stamps please. Also put me on any public assistance, make me a member at the local food bank, and provide me with a cot on the streets so I can sleep where I beg and beg where I sleep.

 

 

 

Thank you!

 

If we are going for a democracy with little to no government, you'd better be working or have some loving family or else you will die of starvation and have your carcass obliterated by my orbital S.C.I.A.V. how do you get paid welfare when there are no taxes?

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I propose we send an exploratory fleet west to discover an alternate route to the east.

 

Hey, who knows. Maybe we'll discover a whole new landmass.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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My plan on how we take over the internet. Red represents air force, blue is land army, and green is the navy. Orange is walls of spam.

 

 

 

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[/hide]Dont forget aircraft carriers. They can launch both land and air troops at the same time. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Mod edit: Please add hide tags when quoting big pictures. ~meol

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I won't be getting a job, I'd like to apply for EBT, CashAide, and Food Stamps please. Also put me on any public assistance, make me a member at the local food bank, and provide me with a cot on the streets so I can sleep where I beg and beg where I sleep.

 

 

 

Thank you!

 

If we are going for a democracy with little to no government, you'd better be working or have some loving family or else you will die of starvation and have your carcass obliterated by my orbital S.C.I.A.V. how do you get paid welfare when there are no taxes?

 

Who decided we have no taxes?

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We should finish defining our domestic policies before planning our expansion, don't you think?

 

 

 

A Confederacy of some sorts is necessary to gather all the different ideals of the different forums under a common goal, varying from GD to the depths of the Falador Library. Going on from the idea of Direct Democracy (rule by the mobs,I say), I propose each board directly elects representatives for the Grand Council, the main ruling body. There's no need for separation of powers at the moment.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, mods will remain as a civilian police power, enforcing the rules, and TET members can go and drown in the sea organize celebrations and festivals, and eventually participate in the different churches/religions.

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My plan on how we take over the internet. Red represents air force, blue is land army, and green is the navy. Orange is walls of spam.

 

 

 

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I like it!

 

 

 

Also, I will be the town drunk with the tin hat! And I would also like to run for leader of the navy, or at least naval strategist.

 

Mod edit: Please add hide tags when quoting big pictures. ~meol

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