gunshafted Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 From the creator of "Funny Examines", Welcome to runescape! filled with the same amount of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors found in my other posts! I am sure that most of you know, when you log into Runescape, you get a friendly message saying "welcome to Runescape!". Some examines directly after this mesage result in extremely funny "Runescape examines". 1. Welcome to Runescape! Without this i'm going round in circles! (ship wheel) 2. Welcome to Runescape! I was forced to play this as a child (type 2 piano) 3. Welcome to Runescape! oh dear, it seems to be broken! (broken chair i think) 4. Welcome to Runescape! it tastes like somthing died in my mouth. (after you drink a moonlight mead) 5. Welcome to Runescape! I shall call him "mini-pig"! (piglet in draynor) 6. Welcome to Runescape! A privacy aid! (or) An Expensive privacy aid! (normal bath drapes/guilded bath drapes) 7. Welcome to Runescape! This looks tricky to eat... (lobster/shark/swordfish) 8. Welcome to Runescape! This would be worth more cut (uncut gems) 9. Welcome to Runescape! Poisonous no doubt... (mushroom) 10. Welcome to Runescape! Likes you more the more you spend (shopkeeper) 11. Welcome to Runescape! Its not very good (awful anthem) 12. Welcome to Runescape! This will teleport me to relleka when i play it (enchanted Lyre) 13. Welcome to Runescape! A cow fit for milking (dairy cow) 14. Welcome to Runescape! This is where I go when i'm scared. (exit in karamja dungeon) 15.Welcome to Runescape! This should scare the birds. (scarecrow) (Angel50) 16.Welcome to Runescape! This could be used to make a good stew. (potatoes) (Angel50) 17.Welcome to Runescape! This would make good ketchup. (tomatoes) (Angel50) 18. Welcome to Runescape! Nothing Intresting happens... (various) (posted by various people) 19.Welcome to Runescape! A home for frogs. (Waterlily) (sizzlorr1) 20.Welcome to Runescape! Ooohhh look at the pretty colours... (Team cape) (sizzlorr1) 21.Welcome to Runescape! Makes me feel like a Princess. (Tiara) (sizzlorr1) 22.Welcome to Runescape! Not suitable for archaeological digs. (Gardening Trowel) (sizzlorr1) 23. Welcome to Runescape! A magical force keeps me from moving away! (bind spell) (misterxman) 24. Welcome to Runescape! What a mess! (I forget the item/thing) (misterxman) 25. Welcome to Runescape! I don't know art but I like it! (tapestry I think) (misterxman) 26. Welcome to Runescape! This could do with a bit of spit and polish (Suit of Armour) (Mage Fanatic) 27. Welcome to Runescape! This needs refining. (any ore) (gunshafted)(supa_newb) 28.Welcome to runescape! So how long has this been dead, then? (hanging meat in Canafis meat shop) (badrobinhood) 29.Welcome to RuneScape! Annoying flappy thing (Giant Bat) (Bourbons3) 30.Welcome to RuneScape! Stoney! (Rocks) (Bourbons3) 31. Welcome to Runescape! A powerful spell for good. (holy spell from legends) (urza1488) 32. Welcome to Runescape! Always a sourse of good bargains. (marketplace) (urza1488) 33.Welcome to Runescape! Made from 100% real dragonhide. (any dragonhide armour) (cadburys_egg) 34.Welcome to Runescape! It's only useful for firewood now. (Dead tree) (cadburys_egg) anyone else have any RS examines ur their sleeves? please fill out this to submit: Welcome to Runescape! (please spell like that so i dont have to edit) (the examine) (what you examined to get it) (your name) enjoii! siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyto Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 i like 13 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeamoz Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape!. A popular dwarven delicacy. (rats at waterfall) Welcome to Runescape! I doubt that's edible. (fungus at waterfall) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeeoghan Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! A horror from the ocean depths... (dagganoth) (Cill Dara) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mage_fanatic Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 lmao very funny, here is one Welcome to Runescape! This could do with a bit of spit and polish (Suit of Armour) (Mage Fanatic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogspoons Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 10 is so true lol. CANE Just to be different. Think about it. A freaking Dragon Cane with a Dragonstone gem.The spec will simply your character equiping a glove and beachslapping the enemy, who will break down and do the Cry emote for 10 seconds straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007007008plp Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 ....someone made a simlar topic like this a while back. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesy Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 You forgot.... Welcome to Runescape! Nothing interesting happens... (I think we all know where this comes from :wink: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sy_Accursed Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other Operation Gold Sparkles :: Chompy Kills :: Full Profound :: Champions :: Barbarian Notes :: Champions Tackle Box :: MA RewardsDragonkin Journals :: Ports Stories :: Elder Chronicles :: Boss Slayer :: Penance King :: Kal'gerion Titles :: Gold Statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeeoghan Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! An ugly green creature. (goblin) Cill Dara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other yeah, exactly, i was using ti pretty vaguely... i just meant somthing like: welcome to runescape its a bad game or somthing, i mean, its funny, but it isnt is it? siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! What a mess! (I forget the item/thing) Welcome to Runescape! I don't know art but I like it! (tapestry I think) Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spling Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" Check out RuneScript and RuneTracker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlckSapphire Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to RuneScape! Nothing interesting happens... use a tinderbox with a swordfish ( or many other things) BlckSapphire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Arcade-X Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 10. Welcome to Runescape! Likes you more the more you spend (shopkeeper) So true.. Welcome to RuneScape! I'd better becareful eating this! (Swordfish) :lol: RsN: Arcade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuniteWarrior Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeeoghan Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Funny but how are any of them oxymorons? An oxymoron are words or phrases that contradict each other like 'Living Dead' or 'Ptretty Ugly' Now unless i missed sumat none of them contradict each other "Microsoft Works" :lol: Perfect :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiggehdroih Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 i couldn't agree more. I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare call me drunk if i was sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! Aaargh! (Burnt cake examine I think :D) This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletorus Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape Nothing interesting happens! has allways been my favorite :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijgerforce Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! I hope it doesn't sink (row boat) (tijgerforce) Welcome to runescape Sit back and relax... (bench) (tijgerforce) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polixo Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to runescape! Lovely Money! (Coins - Some may not understand, but 99% of updates are to get new members, aka, more money) Welcome to runescape! Wonder what happens if I rub it... (Genie Lamp) Welcome to runescape! I wonder what this tastes like? (Strange Fruit) Welcome to runescape! A tough-looking criminal. (Bandits) Welcome to runescape! I guess he sells what he steals...? (Bandits Shopkeeper) Welcome to runescape! How do these things manage to grow? (Cactus) Welcome to runescape! I guess I could sleep in it if I were really tired. (Bed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redserpent4 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 this works better as a funny examine Welcome to Runescape! The infamous carpet of '76 the carpet display upstairs in al kharrid palace Red Serpent4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel50 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! This should scare the birds. (scarecrow) (Angel50) Welcome to Runescape! This could be used to make a good stew. (potatoes) (Angel50) Welcome to Runescape! This would make good ketchup. (tomatoes) (Angel50) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honsou3 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Welcome to Runescape! not mans best freind. wolf examine I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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