What were you going to say Zoe?

I was going to say walking in on your female friend in the bathroom when she's only wearing a towel and sitting on the toilet inserting a tampon.

 

But you probably don't know about that.

 

Doku Nukem with hats?Halo is a [bleep]ing weeaboo. I [bleep]ing knew it.[bleep]ing weeaboo furries.

Troll harder.

And you were complaining about Japan getting to Dr. Who.You're playing [bleep]ing Doku Nukem. With hats.[bleep]ing weeaboos, ruinin' my childhood.

 

 

321's a [bleep]ing weeaboo.Why don't you take your [bleep]ing wapanese somewhere else 321? Jesus christ.

 

 

WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON IN THIS THREADI AM ABOUT TO DROP A [bleep]ING AUTOPLAY BOMB IF ANYONE SAYS WEEABOO ONE MORE TIME[bleep]ING JESUS CHRIST

 

 

Little late, I know.

I was going to say walking in on your female friend in the bathroom when she's only wearing a towel and sitting on the toilet inserting a tampon.

 

But you probably don't know about that.

done that to my sister

THE HORROR

You wanna know what's awkward?

Morning wood.

random boners

anything wits says

 

@pepsi, can't say i've ever done that, but I've come damn close to walking in on her naked on accident once or twice.

Who here has a dog?

Who here has a dog?

 

5 of em

It's just about 12 and I'm tired as hell. Usually about 3 when I'm like this...

I want a dog.

I have 2 dogs.

Cats > Dogs.

 

But I don't have either any more. We used to have two dogs, two cats, a whole bunch of rabbits, tropical fish, boring fish, hermit crabs and a galah.

Okay. Now what's the grossest thing any of your dogs likes to eat?

Cats = Dogs.

love them both

@zoe

puke and horse [cabbage]

You wanna know what's awkward?

Morning wood.

Or even worse, mourning wood.

 

 

DEM HOMOPHONES

You've already told us your dog likes to snag used tampons fluff. The women in my house dispose of them so that my dogs don't get them.

You wanna know what's awkward?

Morning wood.

Or even worse, mourning wood.

 

 

DEM HOMOPHONES

 

getting a boner when mourning for someone?

now thats [bleep]ed up

Dem Necrophiliacs

Dem Pyrophiliacs

My dog does the normal stuff, puke, cat poop, that kind of nastiness, but he's a perv and he really likes used pads and tampon applicators. Does that sound fun to clean up after or what?!

 

Also, cats are my preference. We used to have six, now we have two (one is of those six, the other is Carlos the illegal alien we received in September) and we have had the dog for about a year. When my dad lived here we had three or four fish tanks running, but now we just have a fish bowl. We also have a terrarium which currently hosts monarch caterpillars.

 

Yeah I'm slow

i had a dog once that liked female crotch.. but he never got into the garbage...

 

because i'd smack him and yell at him when he does something disgusting.

Dogs>cats.

 

i train my dog to [cabbage] outside, it [cabbage]s outside.

I train my cat to [cabbage] in a litter box? When it gets pissed it [cabbage]s wherever it damn well pleases.

 

i have a bad day and want something furry to pet?

Dog: You are the only thing in the world that matters at that point and time and are quite possibly the best thing ever

Cat: [bleep], i do what I want.

 

someones scoping out my place to rob and or rape my sister and or murder my family?

Dog: mandibles of [bleep]ing doom(even though she's a sweetheart) scary bark, actually gives a [cabbage].

Cat: Miaw, hissssss.

Lol at the pic of the band halo posted

 

Me and some of my friends try to come up with the most extreme metal band names ever. Arguably our best so far is Masturbatory Sacrifice

why are people on facebook SO [bleep]ING [developmentally delayed]ED ?!

Because it's facebook.