H2PM Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 What were you going to say Zoe? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 I was going to say walking in on your female friend in the bathroom when she's only wearing a towel and sitting on the toilet inserting a tampon. But you probably don't know about that. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Doku Nukem with hats?Halo is a [bleep]ing weeaboo. I [bleep]ing knew it.[bleep]ing weeaboo furries.Troll harder.And you were complaining about Japan getting to Dr. Who.You're playing [bleep]ing Doku Nukem. With hats.[bleep]ing weeaboos, ruinin' my childhood. 321's a [bleep]ing weeaboo.Why don't you take your [bleep]ing wapanese somewhere else 321? Jesus christ. WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON IN THIS THREADI AM ABOUT TO DROP A [bleep]ING AUTOPLAY BOMB IF ANYONE SAYS WEEABOO ONE MORE TIME[bleep]ING JESUS CHRIST Little late, I know. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 I was going to say walking in on your female friend in the bathroom when she's only wearing a towel and sitting on the toilet inserting a tampon. But you probably don't know about that.done that to my sisterTHE HORROR The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 You wanna know what's awkward?Morning wood.random bonersanything wits says @pepsi, can't say i've ever done that, but I've come damn close to walking in on her naked on accident once or twice. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Who here has a dog? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Who here has a dog? 5 of em The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 It's just about 12 and I'm tired as hell. Usually about 3 when I'm like this... [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 I want a dog. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 I have 2 dogs. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Cats > Dogs. But I don't have either any more. We used to have two dogs, two cats, a whole bunch of rabbits, tropical fish, boring fish, hermit crabs and a galah. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Okay. Now what's the grossest thing any of your dogs likes to eat? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Cats = Dogs.love them both@zoepuke and horse [cabbage] The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 You wanna know what's awkward?Morning wood.Or even worse, mourning wood. DEM HOMOPHONES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 You've already told us your dog likes to snag used tampons fluff. The women in my house dispose of them so that my dogs don't get them. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 You wanna know what's awkward?Morning wood.Or even worse, mourning wood. DEM HOMOPHONES getting a boner when mourning for someone?now thats [bleep]ed up The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Dem Necrophiliacs "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Dem Pyrophiliacs God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 My dog does the normal stuff, puke, cat poop, that kind of nastiness, but he's a perv and he really likes used pads and tampon applicators. Does that sound fun to clean up after or what?! Also, cats are my preference. We used to have six, now we have two (one is of those six, the other is Carlos the illegal alien we received in September) and we have had the dog for about a year. When my dad lived here we had three or four fish tanks running, but now we just have a fish bowl. We also have a terrarium which currently hosts monarch caterpillars. Yeah I'm slow /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 i had a dog once that liked female crotch.. but he never got into the garbage... because i'd smack him and yell at him when he does something disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Dogs>cats. i train my dog to [cabbage] outside, it [cabbage]s outside.I train my cat to [cabbage] in a litter box? When it gets pissed it [cabbage]s wherever it damn well pleases. i have a bad day and want something furry to pet?Dog: You are the only thing in the world that matters at that point and time and are quite possibly the best thing everCat: [bleep], i do what I want. someones scoping out my place to rob and or rape my sister and or murder my family?Dog: mandibles of [bleep]ing doom(even though she's a sweetheart) scary bark, actually gives a [cabbage].Cat: Miaw, hissssss. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Lol at the pic of the band halo posted Me and some of my friends try to come up with the most extreme metal band names ever. Arguably our best so far is Masturbatory Sacrifice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 why are people on facebook SO [bleep]ING [developmentally delayed]ED ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Because it's facebook. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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