mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*phone rings during dinner*

 

*i pick it up*

 

*caller ID says circulation (some telemarketer or something)*

 

him "hello"

 

me "who is this"

 

"is this alphonse (my dad's name is alfonso)"

 

"who is this"

 

"is this alphonse"

 

"who is this"

 

"don't answer a question with a question, it's very rude. i'll call back later"

 

*hangs up*

 

mfw

I should develop a plan for the next time a telemarketer calls.

Good night fellas.

I need to figure out how much leave I have to figure out if it would be worth it to go home for Easter.

I forget about Easter. Maybe because it's a whole bunch of random days each year, so it's not memorable.

I forget about Easter. Maybe because it's a whole bunch of random days each year, so it's not memorable.

Plus we never do anything for any holidays and I never even got chocolate as a youngn' 'cause I thought it gave me migraines. So there was no need to ever remember it.

easter is dum

easter is a wonderful excuse to eat a lot of candy for no real reason but we'll pretend it's because the world's favorite imaginary friend came back to life.

arent you an adult? why do you need an excuse to eat candy?

arent you an adult? why do you need an excuse to eat candy?

I don't even buy real food let alone junk food. I only eat candy that other people get me.

 

My diet consists of cereal and PB&J.

I forgot to wash my work clothes. Gross.

I should probably head off now. Farewell.

I should probably head off now. Farewell.

What a world

So slow

your fault

noµ

*lurks some more*

Still slow

your fault

My fault.

I'm not just gonna sit here and multipost

writing another article for the skewl noosepaper

 

1. prostitution should be legal

 

or

 

2. the US is not a democracy

 

or something else