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American Independence Day!

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July 4, 2009, everyones too drunk to care.

 

 

 

As if no one in history ever drank heavily. :roll:

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

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July 4, 1776 the Declaration of Independence is signed.

 

 

 

July 4, 2009, everyones too drunk to care.

 

In Aus it is:

 

26th January each year, Australia gets so drunk it forgets the previous year and probably wakes up in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean thinking that's where it lives.

 

 

 

29th January each year, Only time Australia is sober due to having run out of beer on the 26th.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

 

 

 

Well Dizzle, when it happens. We'll miss you.

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Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

 

 

 

Well Dizzle, when it happens. We'll miss you.

 

 

 

I just love the unnecessary insults on OT. Almost feels like Roberts back.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

 

 

 

Well Dizzle, when it happens. We'll miss you.

 

 

 

I just love the unnecessary insults on OT. Almost feels like Roberts back.

 

 

 

Well, to be honest, your post was pretty unnecessary, and a little..."dumb"? ;)

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

Not really. Every year theres some idiot who's found in a big gory heap next to a launcher and a 12-pack. And it's always more hilarious than sad.

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Not really. Every year theres some idiot who's found in a big gory heap next to a launcher and a 12-pack. And it's always more hilarious than sad.

 

 

 

What a way to counter their point.

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He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,

and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

- Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

Natural selection is all it is. Then again, Hoover lived long enough to be president.

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I got to see fireworks tonight! Went to a local show, it was the last show I went to about 10 years ago. It seemed a lot longer and better back then. Still pretty fun though.

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We need more variety with our fireworks around here, and we always need some way to get illegal ones to have some fun because the fireworks we get every year are so boring. It's dreadful.

 

 

 

I didn't drink, of course, because I'm smart!

 

 

 

Or, maybe it's the age thing...

 

 

 

Either way, that was just suppose to be a joke (though I didn't drink). Anyhow...

 

 

 

What was stupid last night was me holding a beer bottle and launching a bottle rocket out of it. Sparks sting...

Hmm. I may have to rethink my equation if it's the bottles that kill and not the alcohol.

 

 

 

What kind of fireworks did you shoot from it?

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Hmm. I may have to rethink my equation if it's the bottles that kill and not the alcohol.

 

 

 

What kind of fireworks did you shoot from it?

 

 

 

It matters how the use the bottles.

 

 

 

We shot bottle rockets from it. Small ones, mind you. Didn't have much explosion to it; this 4th of July was terribly boring.

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