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July 4, 2009, everyones too drunk to care.

 

 

 

That seems like the correct statement for today.

 

 

 

Fireworks were fun to watch :)

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July 4, 2009, everyones too drunk to care.

 

 

 

As if no one in history ever drank heavily. :roll:

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Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

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July 4, 1776 the Declaration of Independence is signed.

 

 

 

July 4, 2009, everyones too drunk to care.

 

In Aus it is:

 

26th January each year, Australia gets so drunk it forgets the previous year and probably wakes up in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean thinking that's where it lives.

 

 

 

29th January each year, Only time Australia is sober due to having run out of beer on the 26th.

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Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

 

 

 

Well Dizzle, when it happens. We'll miss you.

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Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

 

 

 

Well Dizzle, when it happens. We'll miss you.

 

 

 

I just love the unnecessary insults on OT. Almost feels like Roberts back.

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Well it's over now, but I have to say I don't think that anyone was drunk.

 

 

 

All People + Holiday = Fireworks

 

All People - Smart People = Dumb People

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol

 

Dumb People + Holiday = Alcohol + Fireworks

 

Alcohol + Fireworks = Death

 

 

 

Therefore: Dumb People + Holiday = Death

 

 

 

Which means all dumb people SHOULD be dead. If only.

 

 

 

Well Dizzle, when it happens. We'll miss you.

 

 

 

I just love the unnecessary insults on OT. Almost feels like Roberts back.

 

 

 

Well, to be honest, your post was pretty unnecessary, and a little..."dumb"? ;)

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Not really. Every year theres some idiot who's found in a big gory heap next to a launcher and a 12-pack. And it's always more hilarious than sad.

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Not really. Every year theres some idiot who's found in a big gory heap next to a launcher and a 12-pack. And it's always more hilarious than sad.

 

 

 

What a way to counter their point.

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We need more variety with our fireworks around here, and we always need some way to get illegal ones to have some fun because the fireworks we get every year are so boring. It's dreadful.

 

 

 

I didn't drink, of course, because I'm smart!

 

 

 

Or, maybe it's the age thing...

 

 

 

Either way, that was just suppose to be a joke (though I didn't drink). Anyhow...

 

 

 

What was stupid last night was me holding a beer bottle and launching a bottle rocket out of it. Sparks sting...

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Hmm. I may have to rethink my equation if it's the bottles that kill and not the alcohol.

 

 

 

What kind of fireworks did you shoot from it?

 

 

 

It matters how the use the bottles.

 

 

 

We shot bottle rockets from it. Small ones, mind you. Didn't have much explosion to it; this 4th of July was terribly boring.

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