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I do believe the NWO is marching on Findenland.

 

(Britannia is an ally of Germania, and also in the NWO, so we must join the war)

 

(Germanian troops alongside my drones, instead of against them, this time :lol: )

 

 

 

I'd just like to mention, instead of players being kicked from the game, just rever their country a few dozen years back?

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If you want, I'll dump all the nuclear waste I've been building up for 50 years onto Bangladesh, completely destroying it. That could solve some problems.

 

 

 

Why are people such [wagon] as to even deal these threats? Doom, you moan all about being realistic and then you don't give a crap when someone says "we'll bring down our satellites blowing up our land if things go bad!!one11"

 

 

 

It's a stupid threat and you would lose all support from EVERYONE in the real world. There's no way your people would move your nuclear waste Hedgehog, they'd revolt.

 

 

 

@Rocco, not without asking for money.. :P

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New solution: Findeland decides that the only reason he got bangladesh was because deathdrow was misinformed, and dusty asked for it first, and should get it.

 

 

 

Dungeon, I wouldn't actually do that with my ships. It was mostly a joke to start with. It's mostly a deterrent if I were to ever do that, if my nation was on the brink of utter destruction. It's mutually assured destruction.

 

 

 

But dumping radioactive waste is just stupid.

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New solution: Findeland decides that the only reason he got bangladesh was because deathdrow was misinformed, and dusty asked for it first, and should get it.

 

 

 

You know he won't do that.

 

 

 

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Evacuation of London has began.

 

 

 

All missile defence shields are powered to maximum.

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All shipments from Finden ports now contain my biological weapon. It rapidly reproduces and has only 1 cure/vaccine, which only I know of. It is extremely deadly and can kill a full grown man with in 2 days.

 

Germania, there's no "the virus was quickly controlled because my scientists are teh pwnage". It would take well over 10 years of research before anyone would find a cure, which I have already done. All sources referencing the cure have been destroyed.

 

By the time you react, several ships will have landed in your countries containing the deadly virus.

 

Planes have begun flying over the cities of Berlin, Paris, Moscow, Rio De Janeiro, Brasilia, London, St. Petersburg, Beijing, Sydney, New Delhi, Mumbai, Calcutta, Cairo, Madrid, and several other smaller cities and dropping bombs containing the virus.

 

Within several months, the virus should effect the whole world, except the Findens, which are vaccinated.

 

 

 

Unless, of course, you leave me alone.

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Germania has acquired Switzerland from Bulgaria in exchange for an equal amount of Germanian territory on Bulgaria's border, $150b in funds, and the assurance of future financial support for a big Bulgarian project.

 

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War:

 

 

 

3 million Germanian troops have invaded Belarus.

 

German naval vessels are engaging Findenland's in the Baltic Sea (we have a huge numerical superiority)

 

Germanian artillery is shelling southern Sweden constantly.

 

Germanian troops are prepping for an amphibious assault on a presently undisclosed Findenland location.

 

Germanian airforce is flying sorties over Belarus and the Baltic, engaging any Findenland planes they encounter.

 

 

 

Btw, the military in Bangladesh with Germanian support is 500,000 active and 4,000,000 reserves.

 

 

 

Findenland's ships containing the virus are destroyed.

 

Germania has started research on a cure for the virus on Haven, calling for huge international support. With the multi-nation research, it should only take a year to come up with a cure.

 

 

 

And I love the "by the time you react" part. Our messages are 2 minutes apart, meaning like, a day in-game. I'd say that was within the reasonable time to react :D

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New solution: Findeland decides that the only reason he got bangladesh was because deathdrow was misinformed, and dusty asked for it first, and should get it.

 

 

 

You know he won't do that.

 

 

 

Yeah, imagine losing face on the internet! Oh the horrors of anonymity!

 

 

 

Dungeon, I wouldn't actually do that with my ships. It was mostly a joke to start with. It's mostly a deterrent if I were to ever do that, if my nation was on the brink of utter destruction. It's mutually assured destruction.

 

 

 

All the same :(

 

 

 

2 minutes RL reaction time, that's what, half an hour RL time? at most? You won't even have got your planes off the ground. Dusty is a winner!

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All shipments from Finden ports now contain my biological weapon. It rapidly reproduces and has only 1 cure/vaccine, which only I know of. It is extremely deadly and can kill a full grown man with in 2 days.

 

Germania, there's no "the virus was quickly controlled because my scientists are teh pwnage". It would take well over 10 years of research before anyone would find a cure, which I have already done. All sources referencing the cure have been destroyed.

 

By the time you react, several ships will have landed in your countries containing the deadly virus.

 

Planes have begun flying over the cities of Berlin, Paris, Moscow, Rio De Janeiro, Brasilia, London, St. Petersburg, Beijing, Sydney, New Delhi, Mumbai, Calcutta, Cairo, Madrid, and several other smaller cities and dropping bombs containing the virus.

 

Within several months, the virus should effect the whole world, except the Findens, which are vaccinated.

 

 

 

Unless, of course, you leave me alone.

 

 

 

Grats, you sparked the war.

 

 

 

We never traded with you, anyway. NWO doesn't trade with idiots.

 

 

 

We have deployed RFGs to strike Ivalo and any other major Findenland city we could think of.

 

 

 

Our anti-aircraft weapons have begun firing at your planes. The RAF is engaging you. We are scattering some of our navy, which are going into formation.

 

 

 

Our men are in Lancelots, and they're being deployed/patrolling Britannian soil.

 

 

 

Since you are most likely using swine flu to kill us, there's already a cure for that, sorry. If there's no cure, it won't take long to produce one (especially with the NWO).

 

 

 

The entire NWO and Eurasian Alliance is at war with Findenland.

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Lol this map is making me think of Civilization 4 or something :P

 

Bulgaria has completed one of it biggest projects, and is now going through production (not the one Dusty is funding, this one has been going on for a long time) it will be announced next year. Also, improved medgel will be out in a year, which is more efficient and cost-productive then the first generation.

 

edit- Good thing none of my cities have been mentioned, we have begun setting up anti-air measure at the borders, and our airforce has been ordered to shoot any suspicious planes, along with any aircraft from Finland.

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Lol this map is making me think of Civilization 4 or something :P

 

Bulgaria has completed one of it biggest projects, and is now going through production (not the one Dusty is funding, this one has been going on for a long time) it will be announced next year. Also, improved medgel will be out in a year, which is more efficient and cost-productive then the first generation.

 

 

 

Sell me some medgel :thumbup:

 

 

 

Also, Hedgehog, you realise you just declared war on the entire world by releasing that virus, yeah?

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Lol this map is making me think of Civilization 4 or something :P

 

Bulgaria has completed one of it biggest projects, and is now going through production (not the one Dusty is funding, this one has been going on for a long time) it will be announced next year. Also, improved medgel will be out in a year, which is more efficient and cost-productive then the first generation.

 

 

 

Sell me some medgel :thumbup:

 

 

 

Also, Hedgehog, you realise you just declared war on the entire world by releasing that virus, yeah?

 

 

 

It's okay though Dusty, he's got 1 milliontroops in every major city in the world.

 

 

 

[This is epic.]

 

 

 

What is Medgel used for? I assume it's a metal of some sort?

 

 

 

The Japanese navy is going to be anchored in the Barents sea until I get clarification that it's okay for my troops to rumble through 50 miles of Russia or Norway into Finland, I guess.

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Planes would not be able to reach any of my cities in brazil without crossing over my navy, which is a no fly zone for any planes that haven't been ok'd by our air command.

 

Anyway, as soon as planes loaded with the virus were shot down by my ships, and were recognized as findelandish, Norway dropped several of it's Mutually Assured Destruction satellites which were above Norway, but could be aimed slightly differently to hit Findeland. Your country would pretty much cease to exist.

 

 

 

Unless you want to stop being [developmentally delayed]ed.

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Planes would not be able to reach any of my cities in brazil without crossing over my navy, which is a no fly zone for any planes that haven't been ok'd by our air command.

 

Anyway, as soon as planes loaded with the virus were shot down by my ships, and were recognized as findelandish, Norway dropped several of it's Mutually Assured Destruction satellites which were above Norway, but could be aimed slightly differently to hit Findeland. Your country would pretty much cease to exist.

 

 

 

Unless you want to stop being [developmentally delayed].

 

 

 

Doom, he won't stop unless we act now. I have already sent some Rods From God hurtling into Ivalo.

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Germania has acquired Switzerland from Bulgaria in exchange for an equal amount of Germanian territory on Bulgaria's border, $150b in funds, and the assurance of future financial support for a big Bulgarian project.

 

[hide=Updated map]0Aa0M.png[/hide]

 

 

 

War:

 

 

 

3 million Germanian troops have invaded Belarus.

 

German naval vessels are engaging Findenland's in the Baltic Sea (we have a huge numerical superiority)

 

Germanian artillery is shelling southern Sweden constantly.

 

Germanian troops are prepping for an amphibious assault on a presently undisclosed Findenland location.

 

Germanian airforce is flying sorties over Belarus and the Baltic, engaging any Findenland planes they encounter.

 

 

 

Btw, the military in Bangladesh with Germanian support is 500,000 active and 4,000,000 reserves.

 

OK. You got me angry.

 

Every single piece of my navy is dropping tons of my virus (conveniently kept in large blocks of whatever that virus food is called) into the Baltic Sea as close to Germanian waters as possible.

 

Forests straddling our borders have been lit on fire, the fire is spreading into Germania and Russia at an extremely rapid rate. Towns in Poland, Ukraine, Russia, and Norway are being burnt down by the spreading "wild"fires.

 

Finden factories are working at full speed to produce military weapons, and create a bunch of smog to melt the polar icecaps.

 

Nuclear waste is being dumped into the ocean and across our borders, and killing hundreds of thousands of animals and plants in Russia and Germany.

 

500,000 troops have been stationed in Copenhagen with the order to infect and destroy the city.

 

1,000,000 troops are being moved into St. Petersburg also with the order to infect and destroy the city and surrounding countryside.

 

My planes are shooting down every Germanian plane they see.

 

ICBM's full of my virus are being launched at many large cities across the world.

 

The "engine" for my lightsaber is being adapted into becoming a doomsday device. If it is dropped in any part of a large city, the city will be completely destroyed and the will be quite a bit of fallout.

 

All icecaps we can get our hands on are being melted, causing sea levels to rise greatly around the world, many coastal nations will be completely flooded within a year.

 

We are focusing our might to destroy the world because Germania was being annoying.

 

 

 

And Germania started the war, I haven't released the virus until now, those were all threats.

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Planes would not be able to reach any of my cities in brazil without crossing over my navy, which is a no fly zone for any planes that haven't been ok'd by our air command.

 

Anyway, as soon as planes loaded with the virus were shot down by my ships, and were recognized as findelandish, Norway dropped several of it's Mutually Assured Destruction satellites which were above Norway, but could be aimed slightly differently to hit Findeland. Your country would pretty much cease to exist.

 

 

 

Unless you want to stop being [developmentally delayed].

 

 

 

Doom, he won't stop unless we act now. I have already sent some Rods From God hurtling into Ivalo.

 

 

 

I think my fake war played up the importance of Ivalo. It's just the closest large city to Findenland's northern border.

 

 

 

Also, that's kind of an overreaction. His people aren't morons too.

 

 

 

EDIT: Please raise your hand if you're tired of Hedgehog's crap and will agree to ignore all his posts from now on?

 

 

 

/raisehand

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Planes would not be able to reach any of my cities in brazil without crossing over my navy, which is a no fly zone for any planes that haven't been ok'd by our air command.

 

Anyway, as soon as planes loaded with the virus were shot down by my ships, and were recognized as findelandish, Norway dropped several of it's Mutually Assured Destruction satellites which were above Norway, but could be aimed slightly differently to hit Findeland. Your country would pretty much cease to exist.

 

 

 

Unless you want to stop being [developmentally delayed].

 

 

 

Doom, he won't stop unless we act now. I have already sent some Rods From God hurtling into Ivalo.

 

 

 

I think my fake war played up the importance of Ivalo. It's just the closest large city to Findenland's northern border.

 

 

 

Also, that's kind of an overreaction. His people aren't morons too.

 

Ivalo really isn't that important. It's an isolated town. It has like 4,000 people. It's only resources are a handful of tourists that come each winter.

 

And, unless you guys call off all of your assaults, I will destroy the world.

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All ICBM's were shot down by our global anti ICBM satellites over noway. It's the winter in Norway in game time, so fires aren't going to do anything. And your country no longer exists, basically, from the MAD satellites that were dropped on you.

 

 

 

Also, 95% of your citizens revolt. Imagine if the US government declared war on china, Russia, Iran, North Korea, Australia, and England for no reason, by dropping viruses on them, and then trying to destroy the world. Your soldiers would desert, and citizens would riot.

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I haven't released the virus until now, those were all threats.

 

You are going to threat me with flying a plane with a virus?

 

 

 

Doesn't Findenland have satellites?

 

 

 

And the planes are weak. The RAF wouldn't let any foreign planes cross Britannian waters/airspace. The virus would never have made it to London.

 

 

 

And Hedge, STFU. You can't destroy the world when 3 (soon to be 4) superpowers are about to totally rape you.

 

 

 

Your ICBMs were also shot down.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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Findelandish citizens rioting rush the capital, and assisted by the millions of deserting soldiers, successfully complete a coup.

 

Anyone other than hedge disagree?

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Lol this map is making me think of Civilization 4 or something :P

 

Bulgaria has completed one of it biggest projects, and is now going through production (not the one Dusty is funding, this one has been going on for a long time) it will be announced next year. Also, improved medgel will be out in a year, which is more efficient and cost-productive then the first generation.

 

 

 

Sell me some medgel :thumbup:

 

 

 

Also, Hedgehog, you realise you just declared war on the entire world by releasing that virus, yeah?

 

 

 

It's okay though Dusty, he's got 1 milliontroops in every major city in the world.

 

 

 

[This is epic.]

 

 

 

What is Medgel used for? I assume it's a metal of some sort?

 

 

 

The Japanese navy is going to be anchored in the Barents sea until I get clarification that it's okay for my troops to rumble through 50 miles of Russia or Norway into Finland, I guess.

 

The medgel speeds up the healing of external wounds, in combination with my nanomachines which heal intenal wounds.

The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humbleness

TUBULAR BELLS!

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Findelandish citizens rioting rush the capital, and assisted by the millions of deserting soldiers, successfully complete a coup.

 

Anyone other than hedge disagree?

 

 

 

NO.

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Biological superweapons?

 

The [bleep]?

 

 

 

I freaking hate bio weapons.

 

They destroy entire settlements, they spread farther than their intentional targets, and they are very hard to stop once started.

 

You have intention to destroy the world. You are far too dangerous to be allowed to stay.

 

 

 

 

 

I have dispatched 9(yes nine) million Icarus drones, with intention of tearing Findenland apart until they find the vaccine.

 

Any civilians which are rebelling will be escorted to Germania (Is that okay?)

 

Any soldiers still fighting for their Out-of-his-mind leader will be cut down like wheat.

 

 

 

As for dropping nuclear waste in the ocean, screw you, I'm totally ignoring that.

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