Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Findenland has withdrawn all threats against Germania, as we are confident we could destroy it any day of the week. In fact, we could probably destroy your whole army with out a single casualty. Your army is so weak. It is dispersed over thousands of miles of 3rd world countries that if I invaded I could take your whole country with in a year. And if you decided to invade, it would be massive lols. You'd be like "Onoez! My armiez! Dey be gone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Findenland has withdrawn all threats against Germania, as we are confident we could destroy it any day of the week. In fact, we could probably destroy your whole army with out a single casualty. Your army is so weak. It is dispersed over thousands of miles of 3rd world countries that if I invaded I could take your whole country with in a year. And if you decided to invade, it would be massive lols. You'd be like "Onoez! My armiez! Dey be gone!" Except your army is about 200,000 trained soldiers, then 8 million who have never seen combat, and are inexperienced, whereas Germania's have been fighting for years. And CN1's aren't invincible. A railgun, an emp missile, an anti tank missile, or a few normal tank hits wouldn't have trouble taking them out. If the armor was tougher than that they wouldn't be able to move. Plus Germany has 700 million people, you have 80, and they could conscript up probably 400 million if they really needed. If you expect you could kill his entire army in a year, that would mean you plan on killing 1 and a half people on average every second of every day of that year. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Findenland has withdrawn all threats against Germania, as we are confident we could destroy it any day of the week. In fact, we could probably destroy your whole army with out a single casualty. Your army is so weak. It is dispersed over thousands of miles of 3rd world countries that if I invaded I could take your whole country with in a year. And if you decided to invade, it would be massive lols. You'd be like "Onoez! My armiez! Dey be gone!" Except your army is about 200,000 trained soldiers, then 8 million who have never seen combat, and are inexperienced, whereas Germania's have been fighting for years. And CN1's aren't invincible. A railgun, an emp missile, an anti tank missile, or a few normal tank hits wouldn't have trouble taking them out. If the armor was tougher than that they wouldn't be able to move. They are invincible because the armor was cured in the blood of Chuck Norris. That's where the CN part comes from. Oh and yes I could totally destroy Germania. I trained my soldiers by sending them to Antarctica where they fought mutant penguins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Chuck Norris in real life is a old right wing born again christian who's well past his prime. He thought that right wing terrorist cells would rise up against obama if he won. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Chuck Norris in real life is a old right wing born again christian who's well past his prime. He thought that right wing terrorist cells would rise up against obama if he won. Doesn't make the tank any less powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Yeah it does. All that blood probably made it rust a bit. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Yeah it does. All that blood probably made it rust a bit. It was only cured in it. All the power was absorbed into the armor, and the rest was washed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 So is Chuck an anime character now in terms of blood production? Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 TerrAvenger is making huge progress thanks to the help of a number of countries and the fact that Haven implies faster research :D (maybe it could help with thte new player problem, we could give a new player a different version of the TerrAvenger and have them hover around Earth...or something) Cloning continues as normal, [insert more infrastructural boring talk here] Luxembourg is upset with the actions of South Africa. I'd been looking hopefully at that land for some time now :/ Can someone explain how this space elevator thing works? Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 The space elevator works like this. Basically, it's a cable, (much thicker than a normal elevator cable naturally) That is tethered on earth, then attached to a space station in geosynchronous orbit above it. There is an "Elevator" that goes up and down the cable bringing up supplies or people or whatever. It is much cheaper and easier than bringing up stuff by rocket. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 The space elevator works like this. Basically, it's a cable, (much thicker than a normal elevator cable naturally) That is tethered on earth, then attached to a space station in geosynchronous orbit above it. There is an "Elevator" that goes up and down the cable bringing up supplies or people or whatever. It is much cheaper and easier than bringing up stuff by rocket. Exactly what is this cable made of because to the best of my knowledge steel would snap at that tension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Carbon Nanotubes mostly. Which is why it costs us so much. Also, on chuck norris Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may run for president of Texas. The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Carbon Nanotubes mostly. Which is why it costs us so much. Also, on chuck norris Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may run for president of Texas. The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way. Even with out the blood protection my tanks are stronger than Germania's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Well, tanks won't win a war. They may help, but they won't do it all. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Well, tanks won't win a war. They may help, but they won't do it all. But its not like I don't have epic plans or an epic army or an epic alliance. The tanks simply help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Well, Germany's army is probably a lot stronger than yours. Can't say anything about the plans, I don't know them. Or the alliance. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Well, Germany's army is probably a lot stronger than yours. Can't say anything about the plans, I don't know them. Or the alliance. My alliance easily out numbers Germania and Russia combined, but I don't intend on fighting Russia unless he interferes. Remember, I only wish to free the people of Germania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frakir_staer Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 What if the people of Germania don't want to be "freed" by you? Maybe they're happy under the rule of their current despotic overlord. Perhaps they've even gotten to the point where they are scared to be free. There's a certain amount of comfort in knowing that the decisions are in someone else's hands. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man sleepy and blind in the eyes.Carai an Caldazar! Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande!If it's the thought that counts, why aren't humans innately telepathic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Stop trolling. Seriously. Military recruitment training has been stepped up a notch and we're nearing 4 million trained personnel. Their equipment remains confidential. 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 First of all, how are you freeing his people if you happen to kill a few million of them? Second, nobody ever admits defeat in games like these. They fight and make up excuses, etc. until they just make a treaty. Third, numbers =/= victory. There are strategic elements as well. We want to free them in the sense of getting them out of Germanian rule. We don't want to kill too many people. We only want to kill enough for Germania to cede his territories away. We have the numbers and the strategy. I already have several plans to destroy Germania in only a few battles. It won't be easy, but it can be pulled off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 If you guys are so confident that you'll win, then just do it already. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 If you guys are so confident that you'll win, then just do it already. Thats not part of the plan. We have it all thought out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Bad news to report (at least for me) Laos has decided not to join me peacefully instead they decided that they wanted to be crushed under my walkers armored legs :twisted: anyways we have crushed the thai army and are now just dealing with insurgents whom it should take roughly a year to mop up :evil: So now I can test the rockets and joint plating on the army of Laos(the invasion begins right about now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 The time has finally come. Findenland has declared war on Germania. I only wish to fight Germania, so don't get involved for no reason. 200,000 troops in Berlin have been ordered to obliterate the capitol. A full scale invasion is underway. All entry points are secure. Trade has been blocked off. Fires have been started in the homes of officials. Because of the movement of troops into Germany, the Tunisian war has picked up speed. Germanian soldiers are going down to the furor of tormented peoples. All allies of Findenland are urged to join in the conflict. Besides the unit in Berlin, another 300,000 Finden soldiers are using guerrilla tactics to destroy other Germanian troops. Fighter Jets have been launched from the St. Petersburg AFB into Germania to patrol the area and keep it under control. These planes are stealth planes. Most of Berlin is contained, and most opposing soldiers and resistance forces are being shot down. Troops have begun occupying buildings within the city to attack soldiers with little risk of being attacked back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 How exactly did 200,000 troops magically appear in Berlin? Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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