Granted but you suck at it and quit.

 

 

 

I wish I actually was on a floating windmill island (with Noodle).

You are stuck on the island and eat ur self to surive

 

 

 

i wish i had cheese..

You do. But it's modly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could live forever. (not really)

Granted, *million years later* but now you're bored since there is no city and you're the only person on the dead planet "Earth".

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

You don't. Now you are no longer an American! \ \ \

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a new computer.

you get a new computer but you dont get a monitor, keyboard, or mouse....then to discover it runs really slow and then short circuits and blows up

 

 

 

i wish i had a lightsaber

Yeah however, this isn't a normal one. This is extremely dangerous and you accidently kill your best friend with and you end in jail.

 

 

 

I wish I had a car that had infitite gas and always autocleans itself and never needs to be fixed.

Ha ha ha! That can't even be made with magic!

 

 

 

I wish I had a nice clean, free of worms, ripe, juicy, non-poisonous, delicious, perfect apple.

Because it has infinite gas, it also has infinite weight.

 

 

 

I wish that the wish of the first person to post on page 29 of this thread gets corrupted :twisted:

This wish will be granted if and ONLY if it won't be me.

 

 

 

I wish a random person (which ain't me) would get 750K rats as slayer aggismennt and I can't wait for his/her responde.

Granted. Chaeldar gives me that many rats. I burthorpe the task though. Apparently, Turael doesn't like rats and gives me 25 monkeys. Me is happy.

 

 

 

I wish I could find someone to love me for who I am . . . .

Yes, but you are tired of that person since that person kisses and hugs you away too often.

 

 

 

I wish Bacab knew it WAS a Turael who did it, not Chaeldar.

Granted, nothing interesting happens.

 

 

 

I wish you'd stop making me use Wikipedia.

Granted, but explain how do I make you?

 

 

 

I wish someone would send a wrong man reward and the wrong man would be me, and the other right man gets nothing. :twisted:

Granted the reward is Uranium-238.

 

 

 

I wish they named an element after me (it would be TS-666).

Granted, but seeing as how it's nucleus contains 666 protons and 666 neutrons, it's sooo unstable the world goes shablooey and things fall down.

 

 

 

I wish I had 80 fletching (only 40k xp left).

Granted, but you get it while standing in the wildy skulled with all your possession.

 

 

 

And an atom with 666 mass can only have about 333 of protons and neutrons. Mass = proton + neutron.

 

 

 

I wish post count counted here.

It does, but all posts are eliminated up to this point.

 

 

 

I wish my post count was over 1k.

it was for only a few mins because TIF messed up your post count

 

 

 

i wish chickens could whistle

They can, but every song they choose is your least favorite.

 

 

 

I wish there was a lightbulb over my head when I have an idea. :idea:

 

__________________________________________________ :)

Granted, but since you never have any ideas, it just corrodes.

 

 

 

I wish I was on the windmill island.

 

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Granted however it's been taken over by drunken pirates. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish Bill Gates wasn't the richest man on earth.

he instead has all of the money he now has... in debt. then he dies and you inherit the debt

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could think of a wish

The earth is going to explode and everyone moves to mars.

 

Now bill gates is the richest man on mars...

 

 

 

I wish for cookies!

Granted however they're poisoned. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I would get a reply to my "Steel Dragon" Guide.