the bank gets robbed. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish hunting to get better. \

Granted, how all other skills are worthless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my birthday would be for 3 weeks instead of just today.

granted but you soon turn 100 and die of old age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a pet dust devil that would give me his rare items for free

Granted, Jagex thinks you're macroing, so they ban you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would have a dragon battleaxe in real life, then I would yell "Yaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!" and use the strength I get from the special to try to kill the strongest man in the world.

Granted, but i thought you said "a dragon and a cat", due to bad hearing, and give you that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would always remember to post their own wishes.

Granted, they all make awfully complicated wishes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one, this time READ carefully. It's READ not HEAR. :shame:

granted but he pulls out his dh set and abby whip and...well lets sum it up in one word: ownage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a dds irl

Granted, you abuse it accidently kill a member of your family and end in jail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the strongest man in the world could get RS items.

granted you find out he got them the same way as you but, then he comes to your house and...lets just say: ownage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a get out of jail free card.

Granted, a terrible crook steals it from you and get's away from jail and steals everything from you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish England and USA would start a war.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile the Russians are trying to stop the war.

granted, you get world war three...china wins

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish weekends would last forever

Granted, you can't go to cinema since people that work there are taking a never-ending-brake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know cinemas are open on weekends, but things changed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you get bored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a gun that can change everything into caramell. Then I would eat the world. :twisted:

it accidentally backfires

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a faster computer at school

Granted, it's so fast that more annoying poppups comes before you can close the windows.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a gun that can change everything into caramell. Then I would eat the world. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And it wouldn't wouldn't backfire

you get taken down by the dude who wished for a gun that turns everything into cotton candy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish we knew if global warming is a hoax or not

You find out, but you ended up with your body destroyed before that happens, therefore, you've gone on to the afterlife. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish they'd made their wish a lot more funny. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, they got so funny so you laugh yourself to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Believe me, wishes gives you unrealistic results.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had Entei in real life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I would use it to take over this planet!!!!! :twisted:

Granted, everyone else moves to Mars and you are left alone with your precious Entei.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

________

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a Celebi to go back in time and kill the creators of Pokemon.

Granted, but the Celebi becomes useless since a Houndoom kills it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a map that tells me where I can find hidden treasure in New York City.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AKA, jewelerry to steal.

the treasure is the gift of friendship muahahhahahahah try selling that on eBay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a wish

granted but since it took so much effort to grant your wishing for a while, a paradox time blackhole was formed and it sucked you away to an alternative demension where all they play are cher, britanny spears, justin timberlake, N'sync, country, rap, disco, and political anti-war songs :-X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: my wish- i wish that i would be able to send blaziken master to such a place

Granted, I don't like it so I shoot you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish 37 would be dividable by something.

granted but it is a wasted wish since 37 is already divisable by 37 and 1 #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i could get the title "KING OF THE FORUM GAMES"

Granted, nobody likes a king, so Tipitters votes for president, and wants you banned for being a king, and Loge_5 removes your posts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for something very evil to happening to some innocent person (excluding me) right now. :twisted:

well god needs some new glasses now becuase your little "innocence" (*cough*) caused them to shatter so instead of smiting someone else he smites you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that blaziken master would give up his account to me