After two days of living off macdonald's food, you die from your arteries clogging up with fat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a woman.

on your way home from the make-over mage you get mugged, raped and killed..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had some friends :P

You find a friend but it happens to be me so you kill yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone would give me a child to eat.

The grocer gives you free veal as a thank-you for cleaning out his septic tank. Oh, and while you were doing that, you had on defective latex gloves. While you had a cut on your hand. Plus, someone with (insert multiple infectious diseases here) used their toilet recently. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person below me links his/her entire post to http://www.google.com.

Your wish has been granted. However, this post does not link to Google, it links to Thebestpageintheuniverse.com!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a life.

Granted, you now have life of slavery and can never escape. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was an evil magician, and then I would use my power to steal from all the banks of the united states and become the worst criminal ever, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:

Why would you want to become the worst criminal ever? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person below me links each letter of his/her post to a different website.

Granted, but the link is broken.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since you didn't grant, but asked, I'll re-wish, and the answer is because I'm evil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was an evil magician, and then I would use my power to steal from all the banks of the united states and become the worst criminal ever, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By different I was thinking you meant to different site from Tip.It

Alrighty then...since you still want to be the worst criminal ever...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The first heist, you successfully rob the bank. Unfortunately, when you attempt to distract the police with a fire spell, you burn all the cash you stole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On your second attempt, you attempt to teleport away. Regrettably, your internal organs are now horribly disfigured and rearranged.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The third try, you try to blow everyone away with a wind spell. Unfortunately, the resulting area of extremely low pressure draws air back in with crushing force.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the fourth try, you accidentally shatter your staff with a misguided lightning spell. No more magical rampage for you. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly without getting shot down, struck by some freak weather/climatic incident, shortening my lifespan with some disease/condition, crashing into anything (including the ground), or being forced to eat bird food (or any food humans typically do not eat). Oh, and the force of gravity does not change.

Granted, you get a helicopter so easy to ride even an idiot could fly it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be George's Bush's new assistant, then while he sleeps I'll hack his computer and remove all his important doncuments. :twisted:

your wish was granted but then someone else hacked your computer and stole your runescape password :twisted: But the secret government files were O.K. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had some tang.

Granted. You are suddenly teleported to the middle of the desert and feel thirsty. Good thing you have your tang! The tang "accidently" spills because of a dust storm. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person who reads this won't reply to it.

Granted, you didn't say "NEVER" so I read it and won't reply to it until after 1 second.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You fail killing the thread smarty. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next had a robot that would slap him all day long and would never give up, and the robot wouldn't slap very fast either. And the robot would be unbreakable and unable to leave the dude that posts next alone.

granted but when the robot comes he realises im not a dude or a him and leaves. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could get to 99 cooking...

Granted, but you soon get banned because you actually got a macroing program.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that this news entry would come true:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The title: Summoning is finally available, you can now summon powerful demons and dangerous dragons. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Summoning is finally available, you can now summon powerful demons and dangerous dragons. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And due to the short entry, Rants forum on all RuneScape message boards (including TIF) would be full of rants about how small the entry is and no info in the knowledge database, and how that summoning seems to be impossible to do, because nobody knows where to find the new "Go" rune.

granted, but when you go to start summoning you cant figure out a way to do it, and therefore you go crazy because you spend so long trying to figure it out.

I wish that the person above me would ask for a wish.

Granted, but the wish blows in your face whilst you try to grant it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person that writes next would tell pros and cons about the movie "The Return Of Jafar"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DON'T reply if you HAVEN'T seen the movie!!!!!!!!

Granted, but I don't feel like reciting the pros and cons right now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd tell me why you want to know so much about Aladdin.

Granted, you fingure out I don't, I want to know more about Jafar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish George would find annoying rats in his basement.

Granted, but unfortunately you find out that your mother has renamed you George. Rats for you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Pokemon would just end forever.

Granted, Japan explodes, thanks a lot, no more toyotas. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the president of the United States would find annoying rats in his basement.

granted, but you must romance the rats before they are willing to appear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a donut right now.

I make you one. FYI, my cooking level IRL isn't that great :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that this sentence ends with a period.

Granted but then pac-man came and ate all the periods.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I owned Jagex.