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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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granted, everyone now speaks chinese

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish everyone would speak english so that i would know what spanish-speaking ppl are saying

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted, for that wish becoming true, they love you and are now trying to feed you a special meal that looks really gross....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to move to Jupiter and be able to play rs

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, you play RuneScape for 15 minutes, because you're out of air after that, since Venus is too far away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You become a diver and meet Spongebob and visit Bikini Bottom but end up killing everyone including Spongebob and destroy Bikini Bottom.

 

 

 

I did NOT bring any weapons, also I decided to give SpongeBob coca cola, unpoisoned. So how the hell can I be killing everyone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an answer of this question.

Granted,carbon kills him,since we all love coke,our life expectancy is shorter,meaning our average is lower,meaning that each person is no longer lower,but avergae.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that made sense

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

it didn't make sense?? you must have a brain disease if that didn't make sense to you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my kitty is a good kitty!

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted. Your kitty is a good, albeit dead, kitty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for ... peanuts.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

you have peanuts but you choke on them and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i wusnt soo shocked when i saw blazikenmaster is still playing this game and now i wanna get in on it.i also wish i could kick like chuck noris

supermonk wrote:

To Jagex, your worth five dollars. Remember that.

 

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You don't get so shocked that you run out of shock which gets you shocked.... It makes sense in some ways.... :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You kick like Chuck Norris and end up kicking yourself...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for bottle of paper which could not be opened or destroyed.

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Granted, but it can be picklocked, so a thief steals what's inside it with his picklock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the man that was summoned with the wish.

granted but they summon you to die a horrible death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish getting to lvl 55 mage wus alot less time consuming

supermonk wrote:

To Jagex, your worth five dollars. Remember that.

 

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Granted, you don't know how to use magic in real life so you get in big trouble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how I could die in my last wish.

As you click the link swallow your mouse and die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had 10000000000000000000000000 wishes

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

Granted, you now have a list of 10000000000000000000000000 listed, but they don't come true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the movie "Meet the Robbisons" would be in cinema today. To these that think it will suck, try something else than granting the way to say something like "Granted, it sucked so badly that..."

"Granted, it sucked so badly that..."
you get very annoyed and want your money back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i didnt have to go on to word to read what you wrote

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Granted, you now have to go on word to read what your grandma wrote.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I for 50 Lucky Charms boxes.

the wish fairy gets confused you are now a lucky charm!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that fire giants droped a d mid for me

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Granted, but you have to kill it as it attacks your house in real life, got a gun?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd answer that.

i answer the question but i am talking in 1337 speak who can decode that?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that you would ban me on your banned game

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I'm sorry but TheBlazikenMaster beat me to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that ents never existed on RS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:darn you!!!! :evil:

 

 

 

As for Blaziken's wish... You get the lucky charms, but they're all stale.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

no more ents.... oh no army of bots run from the lazers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i could get a drill demon event

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Granted, you get one in real life and can't leave since it's harder in real life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet the mysterious old man in real life, whilst I'm in my car.

(are you asking for something? :-k ) you get him but he teleports you to the maze you finish it but now your car is crashed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that someone did this :thumbup:

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Granted. It was you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could make people log off of RS whenever i wanted them to.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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