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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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granted but then the germans bolw u up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a million phats

quest cape achived july 31 2007

all lvls 60+ 9-23-07

1700+ total

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but they are useless in real life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a dragon in real life, then I would use it to compete against a guy that says that helicopters fly faster than dragons to prove him wrong.

Granted. The dragon sees someone on the ground during the race and decides to eat him/her... It dives to the ground and eats the person and you fall off and break your neck in the process.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had my own personal island country with the largest, most sophisticated navy on the planet that would never turn on me or lose a battle. Then I could live in peace on my island and never have to worry about anything because my navy could get me whatever I wanted.

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

umm yes your navy is so huge it gets stuck between asia and north america and gets stripped of parts by various criminal organzations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the next person will make my wish for me

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garnted but u wish u had a bomb and it blew u up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a ponny

quest cape achived july 31 2007

all lvls 60+ 9-23-07

1700+ total

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Granted. your "ponny" (not sure what that's supposed to be) mauls you to death and eats you. Yes i know that he might have meant "pony"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what a ponny was.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

You figure out what a ponny is, you dont feel any better or worse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an H2C Dell XPS computer.

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Sure,a cardboard one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish...They spelt "Happyness"in Will Smith's movie right,the "y" should be an "i"

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, the first scene of the movie where Will points out the bad spelling get's cut out of the movie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Bob The Builder wouldn't be so boring. <.<

He has run out of things to fix...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish dogs could talk

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^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!

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Granted,but his wife Wendy gets his boring

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my statistics in my siggy would switch but not affect my opinion on rock :evil:

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted the precent is now 0.05.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there would be made real-life action movie about the powerpuff girls and it would start in movie theaters today.

Granted,it is rated R21

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had three ponies that would kill each other,not me

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, you're arrested to have ponies that are doing street fight against each other for 7 months.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the movie could be rated R21 when the most terrible horror movies I've seen are rated R18. :roll:

Granted,but the answer is so X-rated your mind blows up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an angel...No wait,I want your angel!

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

But I don't have one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the same as before

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You get MY angel but he betrays you and kills you and later comes back to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had discovered RuneScape since RSC.

1600+ Total 96 Combat

1656th to 99 Firemaking. Completed on March 24 '07

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Granted, however, you still don't have party hats, since the account got hacked in the past.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Lord Of The Rings 4 would go to movie theaters today.

Granted but you're grounded so you can't go see it with your mates.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had Rs membership

1600+ Total 96 Combat

1656th to 99 Firemaking. Completed on March 24 '07

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granted, but it costs $100 a month and you cant pay for it :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish Rs membership was free

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Click Here!

Granted, but Jagex bans you that second for macroing. You just lost your five bucks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could have a stuffed animal shaped like a cookie.

Ill just edit this out after being too late :wall:

1600+ Total 96 Combat

1656th to 99 Firemaking. Completed on March 24 '07

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you accidentially eat the stuffed cookie while sleeping and decide to wish for a new one before suffocating to death

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a candy bar

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granted but its poisoned and you dont know :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish candy was free and nothing could ever happen to me or my friends and family, and me, my friends, or my family could not be poisoned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

beat that! :D

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Ok but You all lead an outrageously boring life, since NOTHING can happen to you (or friends/family).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i never had to edit my post earlier on this page. :-w

1600+ Total 96 Combat

1656th to 99 Firemaking. Completed on March 24 '07

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