Granted, but they don't like how the people look in Al Kharid, and lock it down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you wouldn't obsess over RS so much!

Granted, but they don't like how the people look in Al Kharid, and lock it down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you wouldn't obsess over RS so much!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He stops playing runescape, cracks your/your moms bank pin and starts playing WoW for your money!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Jagex would listen more to the players of RuneScape

Ok, but now too many no0bs are updating the game 34 times each minute, thus the server complodes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for :uhh:

Granted, as a result more people get addicted, and no one ever goes outside anymore...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish some addicts would just die.

Granted, you are one of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TimeStopper knew that I don't speak of RuneScape very often on these forums. :roll:

Granted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Blaziken wouldn't only make posts in the forum games section.

Granted but he doesn't join my forums so that's even...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a hyperpowered fish!

The fish doesn't like you and it hypoerpwiers you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, but it's a ton of things and they fall on you - sharp side down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person below me would join me muhahaha...

Granted, I join you in a fight, and kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an evil pie. You'll eat it.

Granted, but the evil pie I eat makes me more evil than Jigsaw from the movie "Saw", thus putting you in a cage that is impossible to get out. I play a game with you, and you fail. You are remained in the cell for the rest of your life, with no food nor water.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could get back my conscience.

Granted,but it is so dirty,and useless to you it knocks you unconscious(pun).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was Dr Evil

Granted,but it is so dirty,and useless to you it knocks you unconscious(pun).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was Dr Evil

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but there is no Dr Good so you have to fight yourself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that he didn't became Dr Evil but Professor Evil!

That wish would have been granted,except I have already spent 6 years in evil medical school.I choose to follow doctor,not professor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you know that the "Dr Good" you want is Austin Powers

That wish would have been granted,except I have already spent 6 years in evil medical school.I choose to follow doctor,not professor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you know that the "Dr Good" you want is Austin Powers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, now I know that, but Austin Powers doesn't exist IRL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone would answer this question:

 

 

 

Is Dr Pepper a real doctor? I'm confused, I don't think he is qualified for being a soft drink!

Granted, a group of people making fun of you answer your question stupidy, until you become angry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a racism killer that would kill EVERY people with racism it sees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I would re-program it so it will destroy everyone but me instead. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know how to program a robot.

granted, you get old and die thus ending the humsn race.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was exactly 12 inches taller

Granted, but only your forhead grows, so you look like a monster head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could meet Zinedine Zidane NOW.

Teleportation technology is still in its infancy. He is there physically, but his consciousness is literally floating around somewhere, hoping to find some vessel to occupy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for you to have a good day. OR ELSE!

Granted, but it does no good for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Germany would win the next world cup.

Granted, but it does no good for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Germany would win the next world cup.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but it's hosted in Iraq (lol it's not) and is in the Final against USA (that's impossible) so American Soldieres gets angry and attacks German civilians which leads America into war against Germany and because Germany has no nukes what so ever America beats up Germany but gets into war with the whole Europe, Asia and Australia so America co-op with Africa but loses anyway only remaining in whats now called Ohio.

I wish that a demon would come out of nowhere and doom the president of China. :twisted:

Nowhere is not a place,so demom cannot come from there

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish a demon would doom China's president anyway(Their Chinese is so difficult to understand XD)

Granted, now that the president is doomed, everyone worships the demon and China becomes the biggest slavery in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile the FBI are trying to kill that demon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what will happen next...

Granted, you realized that the chinese are comming to your house to arrest you and you get put into slavery in the coal mines