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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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You're assigned to customer support. Need I say any more? :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that the next person describes the hellish job of Jagex customer support in great detail.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Oh, I will. Now that your application to join customer support has been accepted...

 

 

 

I wish for 18 oz bottle of Monster.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

Granted, but it get's stolen before you can drink it.

 

 

 

Granted, but it becomes deserted.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how it would be deserted. :roll:

 

 

 

Oh and I want that answer from someone that isn't a pok̮̩̉̉mon hater. Because I know for sure there are many pok̮̩̉̉mon communities that are very often actived.

Yes, but see, those sites have waaay better pokemon info than tip.it can provide, so there is no reason to visit tip.it/pokemon

 

 

 

I wish for you to eat ten sheets of computer paper.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted, you make sure that I'll eat it, and get into jail for forcing me to eat it.

 

 

 

I wish that Thor the god of thunder would use his power to end the annoying electric bills.

Granted, you make sure that I'll eat it, and get into jail for forcing me to eat it.

 

 

 

I wish that Thor the god of thunder would use his power to end the annoying electric bills.

 

 

 

Granted but you are amercian NOT scandinavian so you can't allow yourself to believe in Valhal, Thor, Odin and all those other cool guys from acient nordic mytholigy! Besided not only he is god of lightning (to be correct) but also of war so he starts an war that kills every human but only Scandinavians ends in Valhal were they for the rest of their time therer will fight for fun while the rest of the world ends in Hel which is the Acient Nordic Mytholigy's hell but it's not hot but COLD so you get a cold and freezes for ever and ever!

 

Thank you 6 years and 2 weeks of education at a danish school!

 

 

 

I wish that it eventually would happen!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you then got struck by a coconut and you forgot what you were wishin for

 

 

 

i wish i was better than zezima

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

Granted, but you didn't specifcy wh....... No wait there is only one.

 

 

 

Granted, you become better than Zezima in only one skill in RS, your most hated one.

 

 

 

I wish for a coca cola, that wouldn't be poisoned, would be magical, couldn't result be being hurt, or dead, would send me to a magical world, and would make me a demon that nobody can kill, not even the strongest demon slayers.

granted, but after one trillion years you got older and weaker and you were slayed by a nooby demon slayer

 

 

 

i wish the ice barrage in runescape could free the time

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

Granted but the time is free already so you just wasted a wish #-o

 

 

 

I wish to know how I could get hit by a Coconut in Northen Europe :-k

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

granted, then the noob of knowledge erased wat you've just learned from your brain, and then you became stupid (no offence)

 

 

 

i wish im more richer than everyone in the world 8-)

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

Granted, you become Bill Gates' biggest rival. And he won't leave you alone.

 

 

 

I wish that today is February the 15th, 1250.

granted, 15 years later, you became so stupid that you dont even know wat 1 + 1 is

 

 

 

i wish that all the people in my school could die :evil: except the teachers of course

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

Granted, but your teachers quit since you're the only student they can teach.

 

 

 

I wish for an evil bomb. With mind of its own. That would do ANYTHING for me. Then I'd ask it to destroy the Effel Tower. :twisted:

 

 

 

I also wish after that Americans would take over Europe. :twisted:

Granted but Denmark will remain fighting (nationalism?) so you eventually gives up!

 

 

 

I wish to regain my memory...

 

 

 

erhm what did i just wish?

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

wish 1: unfortunately, another person on the other side of the world had the same wish, he commanded his bomb to kill you and your bomb

 

 

 

wish 2: unfortunately, the europeans has made a new nuclear bomb that had destroyed the whole world, but luckily it was just a dream

 

 

 

i wish cows could fly

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

Granted cows can fly but one falls down on you so you die!

 

 

 

I wish you would slow down wishing!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted but Denmark will remain fighting (nationalism?) so you eventually gives up!

 

 

 

I wish to regain my memory...

 

 

 

erhm what did i just wish?

 

 

 

you wish to regain your memory

 

 

 

i wish cows could fly

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

Granted cows can fly but one falls down on you so you die!

 

 

 

I wish you would slow down wishing!

 

 

 

no can do, the wishin fairy is too busy to grant you the wish!! :twisted:

I'm too poor to afford a sig.

A cow flys up but falls down on you!

 

 

 

I wish you all would slow down wishing!

 

 

 

Nevermind, I must be 17'o clock in America (5'o clock) right now, I give up!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, but you won't.

 

 

 

I wish for a lot of coca cola, more than anyone can imagine. Even more coke than the DVDs the man with the biggest DVD collection on earth owns. :twisted:

granted, a truck throws all the coke bottles it contains over you. and the weight of the bottles make you flat :twisted:

 

 

 

i wish there was no homosexuality in the world

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Click my main sig to see my fakes :D

Proud to be Mexican, yay!

Granted, there is no normal sexuality either, so after 18 years there will be only adults left on earth.

 

 

 

I wish for a cake, no wait, I don't want any...... Damn, too late.

granted (the not wanting part)

 

but some random noob bakes you a chocolate cake and force feeds you

 

 

 

I wish i had a white wolf for a pet

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