For those 70 years you are also the most paranoid man in the world and spend all your money on completely unnecessary security features. In the end, you die from slipping in the shower (hey it's a serious problem: don't laugh)

 

 

 

I wish for you to use the letter "e" at least once in your next post.

now im sure you are gay!

 

granted but the dude doesnt want you

 

 

 

Stop making rumours about me. I'm NOT a homosexual, that's bull, well I can't say the word. But seriously you need to stop. It's not funny, not interesting, so STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING HOMOSEXUAL I'M NOT!!!!!!

 

 

 

Didn't you ever thought about I wished for a dude so I could shoot someone? Or being friend with? No, you didn't, you just thought of something stupid.

 

 

 

Granted.

 

 

 

I wish flava0falcon would stop thinking I'm a homosexual.

granted but then i think you dont like men nor women and by the way you cant say "didnt you ever thought" because of the did in didnt you're supposed to say "didnt you ever think" (ha! thats for that hasnt havent thing)

Damn it! :wall:

 

 

 

I wish that flava0falcon would be surrounded by REAL homosexuals for a week so he'd learn what a homosexual is. :shame:

believe me i know what it is...my brother is and my friend found out not long ago he is too... (which also grants your wish)

 

 

 

i wish theblazikenmaster will be surrounded by REAL straights for a week...just to see what its like :twisted:

Seriously, you need to stop.

 

 

 

As for your wish, I'm sure that blaze is surrounded by straights every time he walks into a crowded area.

 

 

 

I wish Elmer's would stop calling it's regular glue non-toxic. Anything is toxic if taken in large enough amounts :roll:

Granted, Elmer now calls it super toxic.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a grandfather that had a bar with no bear and only coke. 8-)

granted but then he dies lol i have seen too many posts of theblazikenmaster im starting to be obssesed with death too XD

 

 

 

i wish i wont become obsessed with death

Granted, but death still get's you.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the hell I could die from a bar that has coke and not alcholic.

first of all i didnt say you'll die i said he will and i never said how either....

 

 

 

i wish to be the smartest man in the world but not get bored, die, be poor, hated, sent to another universe, no one i know will die, i wont have any problems of some sort that i didnt have before

Well if you have no new problems whatsoever, what do you expect to do with your newfound intelligence? Finally figure out the answers to tests that you are not allowed to retake? Use it to prove that 1+1=2? :roll:

 

 

 

I wish for you to eat a leather shoe, without my involvement (by that, I mean I don't get blamed and you cannot enact revenge upon me)

granted but its only in your dream

 

 

 

i wish you will eat a leather shoe but NOT in a dream (niether mine nor yours not anyone else's) and without my involvement

Granted, I only take one bite, then leave it since it doesn't taste very good.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would watch a movie, and then next day watch the same movie. Except next day he would NEVER shut the hell up and say exactly what's gonna happen next, and so on. I also wish that person would be in big trouble for spoiling the movie for others. I also wish that I wouldn't be involved in this wish in any way. :twisted:

Granted, I only take one bite, then leave it since it doesn't taste very good.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would watch a movie, and then next day watch the same movie. Except next day he would NEVER shut the hell up and say exactly what's gonna happen next, and so on. I also wish that person would be in big trouble for spoiling the movie for others. I also wish that I wouldn't be involved in this wish in any way. :twisted:

 

 

 

im sorry but im only supposed to grant 1 wish at a time and the first wish is underlined so i grant it :)

 

 

 

i wish people wont wish for more than 1 wish per post

Granted, but it's not in the rules. And it get's added, and everyone hates you since only one wish takes the fun out of the game.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one. Hopefully, this time, the person will tell me how he/she get's out or doesn't get out of the trouble.

Granted.

 

 

 

I wish for something to wish for.

 

 

 

edit: UGH! BLAZIKEN! YOU STOLE MY WISHER!!! *ignores blazikens wish*

granted you wish for me to be happy :D

 

 

 

i wish more people would wish that

Granted, but only one more.

 

 

 

Why can't I make a mean wish like no name always does? I will try that wish again after this one:

 

 

 

I wish for a dude, and I wouldn't be accused of being homosexual. Why do you think I have a gun? So I could shoot the dude I wish for of course.

 

 

 

OT: I didn't steal a wisher, conicidences happen, beat it.

granted but the dude shoots you first

 

 

 

i wish none of my wishes will be corruptable (including this 1!)

Granted, all you can think of is boring wishes.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would watch a movie, and then next day watch the same movie. Except next day he would NEVER shut the hell up and say exactly what's gonna happen next, and so on. I also wish that person would be in big trouble for spoiling the movie for others. I also wish that I wouldn't be involved in this wish in any way. :twisted:

 

 

 

And I also wish that everything in the quote would come true. I will be back with that, if it won't be granted completely.

Too bad, because what you wish never seems to come true because other people corrupt it.

 

 

 

I wish people would stop making wishes which they think will come true on this forum just to watch them be corrupted. Except for people I hate.

I wanted to know how it got corrupted.

 

 

 

Fine, but I WILL come back with that wish on Wednesday.

 

 

 

Granted, that thread get's locked.

 

 

 

I wish I could do endless crime and the FBI would NEVER catch me. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:

You litter and jaywalk every day :shock:

 

 

 

I wish for you to recycle one metal can today, without throwing away large amounts of recyclable items in retaliation or having someone else do that.

Granted, but then I quit after a while.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't waste my money on the movie Zodiac, it was so ............ boring.

The money was not wasted. Rest assured that you have helped provide funds for everyone involved in the production and distribution of Zodiac.

 

 

 

I wish for you to turn off the lights when they are not in use and/or replace your incandescent bulbs with energy-efficient fluorescent ones.