Semi-Granted instead of your feet back we will sow the small animals to where your feet where so you can use them as feet ^^

 

 

 

I wish I had more soda in my bottle.

omg, that is the least corrupted wish ever. I love it!

 

Granted. The glass is now half as tall as it used to be. And has small animals in it.

 

I wish I no one ate small animals.

Granted your grammar is now going to be better, and people will no longer i eat animals. But those people will now come after you with a pitch fork.

 

 

 

I wish that no one ate small animals.

Granted. You now fail at grammar worse than I did there.

 

I wish I hadn't failed that grammar.

Granted you now instead fail at life. ^^

 

 

 

I wish for my GameInformer magazine to come Monday-.-

It's to late for that. -.-

 

Granted. The mailman forgets to deliver it.

 

I wish I hadn't forgetten a wish here.

Granted your forgetting goes away but you cant think of a good wish.

 

 

 

I wish to sleep past 8 tomorrow.

Granted. It's 8 in someplace that would make it 2 am for you.

 

 

 

I wish Warcraft53 and I weren't waging a war in forum games.

Granted now hopefully someone new will join unfortunately wont be as nice as warcraft is and it will be harder to keep up.

 

 

 

I wish who am i? didnt think this was war.

Granted. He recognizes this as a skirmish. This doesn't change anything though.

 

 

 

I wish woodcuttingisgood was here. Or 3rkid. Or even silver wits and his kitties.

Granted someone shows up then leaves before posting.

 

 

 

I too wish for someone to join in our games =p

Granted. But it's only me, not 3rkid or wcingisgood.

 

 

 

I wish my rp partner would reply already.

Granted but he has to leave extra early.

 

 

 

I wish it was someone other then blue.

 

 

 

(kidding)

Granted. It's me, but blue doesn't exist, so I can't really corrupt that.

 

I wish bluehooloovo would post more so it can be a 3 part skirmish.

Granted but she posts in the wrong topics -.-

 

I wish she would post in our topics of choice.

Granted. She turns into a small animal because of it though.

 

I wish bloohooloovo would not be a small animal anymore so she could post.

Granted she is now a larger animal but no longer has thumbs so makes it harder to type well..

 

 

 

 

 

I wish who am i? didnt like his toes licked slowly and gently

Granted. You now like to lick my toes slowly and gently, and I don't despise you for doing it, even though I don't like it. Small animals also crowd around you while you do so.

 

 

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to integrate small animals into my corrupt the wish posts.

Granted you no longer forget but you now need to mention them in the ^ < V post too.

 

 

 

I wish that my last wish wasnt so corrupt and i never have to lick who am i?'s toes again.

Granted, instead you lick the rest of his (?) feet.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't so tired...

Granted. You are now wide awake, so that you may post on Warcraft53 and I's skirmish topics while surrounded by small animals.

 

 

 

I wish you would post more on our skirmish topics.

Granted you are no longer tired but you have to stay up and play games with me and who am i?

 

 

 

I wish bluehooloovo would stay.

 

^ Is what i was bout to post when who am i posted

 

 

 

Granted bluehooloovo will stay, against her will.

 

 

 

I wish she really would stay!

Lol, we think alike my friend. We posted the exact same thing in different words. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Granted. She still is forced to stay against her will. Unfortunately, you lose me.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to spell unfortunately without spell check.

Granted that is also a wish of mine... But alas you forget how to spell a lot of other words now....

 

 

 

I wish who am i stayed but alas i will not force him.

Granted. He just didn't post. It's also not me.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't sick.