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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted. You drown in a boiling pot of tar and lava, and the natives proceed to pick apart your skeleton for meat to feed them because of it though.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have homework.

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That response was not suspected at all.

 

Granted. She will no longer talk to you. Ever again.

 

Ever.

 

 

 

I mean it, never ever.

 

 

 

I wish I was the richest person ever!

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Granted. Now everyone is shorter than you.

 

However, the world has gotten so large that nothing that we can use nothing we used to be able to use .

 

 

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat. I don't want hotdogs, that's all I know. And that's probably what I'm getting. #-o

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granted. You go out and do volunteer work on the lake. Suddenly, your boat tips, and you drown.

 

Just before you pass on, however, you see me. I mouth the words, "You should know, I am in an insane asylum. You should never have taken me as a girlfriend."

 

 

 

I wish the people at the insane asylum would believe me that amnesia isn't a just reason to be there.

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Granted. You are cooked raw whale wrapped in spinach and boiled cabbage.

 

 

 

I wish it was 8 o'clock already so I could check my kingdom!

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Granted straight. Because I think you meant didn't.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this freaking cold would go away.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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