SlayerMalk Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 jesus gets rid of beard right as you wish for it only for it to never be seen again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 dunno what you wished for.... I wish that I could fly, and that i wouldn't die while flying... or landing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, you don't die while flying. Sadly, you don't know how to land, so you fly around forever and get older...and older...and older... but you never die. Have fun. I wish I passed all my finals last month. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted. however you die.... 12 mins after reading this message I wish that i would never die! oh wait. i already got that... ok.. i wish that I had a chicken that could lay a platinum egg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Granted, but because your stuck flying around in the airyou can't get the egg, so it gets stolen and used to fund an evil genius who takes over the world, I hope your happy I wish I had a better processor in my computer 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 granted... however, as soon as you get a better one.. a new one comes out that's 10 times as fast as your current one. i wish that i was a billionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 You get a billion dollars, but the billion dollars you have soon becomes worthless because of inflation. I wish I would have a corrupt wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted. It isn't. I wish for more monies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 granted. you get monetary compensation. collect $50 from each player. I wish that i could get a boyfriend that knew how to cook amazing food that taste's great.. and didn't give me a stomachache, even though i have a cast iron stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 granted, but because the food's so amazing you eat loads of it and a become super fat, so the boyfriend leaves you, 'cause of the fatness, you'd chase after him and kill him for breaking your heart, but you can't, because you're such a tubbo I wish for extra long arms 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but they're so long you can't use them anymore. I wish for 52 Christmas crackers on my skiller, with no bans, hacks, getting bored of the game, dying with it, not being unable to sell it, not being unable to use it, not given to anyone else for free and is not lost in anyway except for selling. [hide=]Ha! Courrpt that![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but everyone suddenly realizes that they have no real use and their price crashes hard, to where they are now worth 1 gp each. I wish I understood what my French prof was talking about this morning. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Granted, but what he said is a secret that kills anyone who knows it but him. I wish for 52 Christmas crackers on my skiller, with no bans, hacks, getting bored of the game, dying with it, not being unable to sell it, not being unable to use it, not given to anyone else for free and is not lost in anyway except for selling, and the price will stay the same for ever, and will ever-be populer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you get knifed for having them. And they are stolen. In real life. I wish for a 10 megaton bomb to be launched into Rigel Kentaurus A. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 granted. you die along with the bomb landing..... I wish that I was a real boy :ohnoes: \ :thumbsup: :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted. That wish is already corrupted. I wish I had an ice cream cone that tastes good, that I'm not allergic to, that I actually get to eat, and that doesn't make me die. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 granted. you get orange sorbet. I wish that I wouldn't get sick of sorbet after eating conspicuous amounts. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omg12333 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 granted. you get orange sorbet. I wish that I wouldn't get sick of sorbet after eating conspicuous amounts. #-o Wish granted, in your dreams. I wish I could do all my homework instantly. Support the best way to stop keyloggers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted. in your dreams. idiot.. that's no way to go about corrup[ting a wish. idiot. i wish that more morons existed. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted. in your dreams. idiot.. that's no way to go about corrup[ting a wish. idiot. i wish that more morons existed. :twisted: Granted, but you become one aswell. I wish I could read people's minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppet Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted but you read your own mind. :lol: I wish I had 2 minuns so I have 2 pairs since I have 2 Plusles. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you become a monkey and have no idea what to do. I wish I could read other people's minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but now you hear them thinking all the time and you go insane and kill yourself. I wish this wish was uncorruptable. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you can now only wish for things you don't want/ not useful/ not fun etc. I wish my body could live on air (which means I'd never feel hunry/thirsty nor would I need food drinks). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 granted, but because you never eat people think you're some kinda freak and cast you out of society oh and by the way guys, please stop posting the whole "I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted" or any variation of that, it's not original, it's not funny, and it's definitely not cool I wish for the secrets of the universe 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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