H2PM Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Granted. But you play it too much and your xbox melts. Thus giving you the red ring of death. [hide=]MUWAH! :twisted:[/hide] I wish World In Conflict: Soviet Assault, would come out already. ...Freaking activision... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwninator Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 It comes out, but you open the package and find it to be shattered. I wish I had 1 billion dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Granted. But the government gets supiscus on you and arrest you. I wish I had a penny. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 If I had a penny for everytime someone wishes that wish, I'd have one penny. Oops sorry, the penny that was granted to you was handed over to me. I wish I was more physically attractive. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupZu Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Granted. You now have massive torso muscles, but no leg muscles. (Bad one, couldn't think :P) I wish that I could walk on water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugtheorc Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 granted, you become a saviour to mankind, and are later found crazy and dangerous, and you are locked away, killed later among your worshipers 500 years from now people will see you as a legend 1800 years from now people will question your existance 2000 years from now people will blame you for everything i wish my account on runescape was perm muted (have fun) It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 granted, it's also perm banned I wish my mp3 player didn't break so often 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockopener Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 granted it explodes i wish i had a green mohawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Granted, but it turns out your mohawk is actually green vines which curl down to your throat and strangle you. I wish I had a flying Delorean. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wodfist Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 you do, but it flies away..... i wish for an undamageable and -stealable Lamborghini Murcielago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 granted, but you drive it so fast it goes into orbit I wish I had a cool beard 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wodfist Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 granted, but it is so long an idle bodyguard decides to swing you around his head by it i wish for a £100 meal at a 5 star restaurant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Granted, also, everyone who's posted in this thread gets one. Guess what everyone! Wodfist is buying =D> I wish for a large rubber band, made of soy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I notice a distinct lack of urination by hobos in this thread. You have let me down, my children. As such, your wish is granted, but the rubber band is urinated upon by a hobo. Then you are, too. I wish for life to breathed into this thread once more. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Granted, but it's the life of all the TIFers. I wish I had a third nipple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Granted, but it comes to life and eats you. I wish for a crane. And a heron. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugtheorc Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 granted, but you have to take them off a million fat, greesy, ugly, yet lovable santas all i want for christmas is my two front teeth :thumbsup: It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 granted, but the crane isn't a bird, and the heron's driving it, and guess what Lenin, all the herons hate you, oh yeah, the crane has a big, [bleep]y, flaming wrecking ball on it, and you have no way to escape, muahahahahahaha. That's a ridiculous method of execution almost worthy of a James bond villain I wish for a million Santa hats (In real life) Do you realize you are the first person to make any sort of hinting at killing me outright? Bravo. =D> Now run. Fast. Anyway, granted, but they grow in your skull in a tumor and puncture your brain. I wish for a motorbike. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Granted, but it's pink and covered in flowers and other unmanly things, as you ride it around everyone laughs at you, I assume this will lead to a whirlwind of slaughter I wish that someone would post on this thread 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Granted. But I dont in my imagenation and imagenation is stronger than reality! :twss: I wish I had a wish that didnt get corrupted. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 fine, but because your wish didn't get corrupted, this post is spam, so it will be deleted, meaning your wish was never granted I wish people would stop posting the stupid "I wish my wish didn't get corrupted" wish, or any variant of said wish 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Granted, they stop doing it when this topic gets locked. I wish that some people would realize that they're stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natedoggygog Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Granted, but there goes all of the babies coming into this world. I wish that I got paid for playing this game. Nate's Big Blog4,000th to 99 crafting, 33,340th to 99 defence, 3,867th to 99 farming, 55,293rd to 99 hitpoints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minicliper13 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 granted, but you spend it all on p2p like 12 years in advanced then the game shuts down and its still taking your money. i wish that :mrgreen: was :mrblue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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