Atom Smash40 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 granted, but there is a mr yellow who wants his conjoined brother back, and he is willing to kill u to get him i wish for a virus free internet OT (which actually means off topic, not on topic -.- ): here is a site that has the same game http://r3clanpwns.proboards84.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=79&page=1 ~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leoo Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, however you will trip over your internet wire and break your leg. Then your father has to sell your computer to afford your operation. I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but there goes all of the babies coming into this world. I thought this was wish corruption, not wish-come-true. Anyway, granted, but I run you through with your own mother for wishing for that. Then I slap you in the balls with your own dead dog. Which I also ran through with your mother. I wish for a small pebble. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but you eat it and choke on it. I wish Lenin didn't choke on the small pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, but I force feed it to you. You die. I wish for a red pill. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baconxl Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 You get a blue one. I wish I could shoot lightning from my big toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Granted, you can shoot lightning but not from your toe instead from your arse. I wish the word I said above is legal on the boards and I will not be punished in any way. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom Smash40 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 ungranted, u are punished in the most horrible way imaginable. up ur arse. :lol: i wish for eternal happiness ~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Granted, but do to your eternal happiness, nothing makes you happy. Even winning one quadrillion dollars. So, you kill yourself. And I dance on your grave. I wish that the DS and PSP would get fused into one awesome handheld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Grantd, but it's too expensive for you. For years you dream of affording one, until one day you finally decide to break into Wal-Mart the next night and steal one. As you lower yourself down a rope from the cieling, you slip and end up breaking your ankle as it becomes twisted in the rope. You cut yourself down and fall 10 feet, breaking your clavicle. You then find out Wal-Mart is sold out, and you're trapped in there requiring medical attention. I wish for an ice cream sandwich to fall into my chimney. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baconxl Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Granted, have fun with your soot flavored ice cream. I wish for my two front teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Granted, but they're far too big, so they break all your other teeth, then everyone laughs at you. I wish I had some glasses 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but they break as soon as you touch them. I wish I had a dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it is old, faded, and wrinkled so no one recognizes it as a dollar and it can't be used in any machines so now you have a worthless peice of paper instead. I wish I had a little piggy. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it gets exposed to radiation and transforms into a giant super pig, it then eats you and goes to destroy tokyo, in years to come it will be known as the wrath of Pigzilla I wish I didn't have to go back to school on monday 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's because you're in prison with a large southern man who thinks that you've got pretty teeth and wants you to squeel like a piggy. (Sorry, just saw 'Deliverance') I wish that this was still last year so I wouldn't have to remember to write '09 after all the dates I write. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but you get caught in a situation much like the film "Groundhog Day" except it's more like "Groundhog Year" and you go insane I wish I could skip the next 26 days to my birthday 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but the birthday really sucks, you get a nasty sweater from your grandmother who insists you were it while helping her out to her car and just then that girl you really like walks past and laughs at you. You can no longer get a date because you've become eternally known as "nasty-sweater kid" I wish for whirled peas. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 granted, they're on your head I wish for unwhirled peas 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but now you're whirled. I wish for a fish that was placed on a dish, that was is quite delish, the fish, not the dish. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but there's mercury in it, so your unborn baby dies. I wish for a pair of bunny slippers that were struck by lightning and buried in a ditch. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kehllz Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but there's mercury in it, so your unborn baby dies. But, I'm a guy, how the hell does that work? Anyways, the lightning combined with the high amounts of fertalizing chemicals in the soil they were buried in (it's a golf course) causes them to come alive. One night you awake to find them standing on your chest. Their little bunny mouths open and despite their lack of lungs and vocal cords, they whisper in a menacing tone "We were never meant to be..." I wish everyone had cake, except the diabetics, they should have low sugar glucose replacement cakes. Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. -Bobby Henderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but everyone despised the cakes and settled for pie instead. I wish I had a pet cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 granted, it's a talking cat, but you annoyed it, so now it's not speaking to you anymore I wish it could be christmas everyday 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameHawk18 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Granted, but since all the stores and banks are closed you die of starvation. I wish I could eat a chocolate bar right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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