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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. you have inorganic chem homework. :twisted:

 

 

 

I would kill for inorganic chem homework. Srsly.

 

 

 

And granted, but the cat comes out of your monitor and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted. you turn hyper instead and break your neck when you jump around.

 

 

 

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granted. it bites you... very lovingly :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I wish that I had a pet yoshi that would bite me very lovingly as well... <3:<3:<3:

Granted, but you get AIDs from the Yoshi and all the doctors can give you is this

I wish you made a wish.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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:shock: granted.

 

 

 

I wish that I had a piggie that had 4 eyes! :twisted:

Granted, but you catch whatever that piggie had, and start growing 2 more eyes.

 

 

 

[hide=I wish that]you open this hide tag.[/hide]

Granted.... however, i closed it as soon as i read what i needed to! :P

 

 

 

I wish that i wasn't curious.

Granted, but that leads to not knowing anything new in your life.

 

 

 

I wish I could combine smilies in any way I wanted to.

Granted. you shock yourself. into a blushing embarassment.

 

 

 

I wish that i could get embarassed easily

Granted, but you get embarrased to easily that eventually your face are peramently red :twisted: .

 

 

 

I wish everyone's favorite color was red <3: .

Granted. we're all clones of romy.....

 

due to the law... none of us can get a girlfriend.. so... we all... turn... celibate.

 

 

 

I wish everyone was celibate. :o

Granted, but thanks to that, there's no next generation, and the human race is extincted.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a perfectly happy life, and having the ability to never get bored of it (note that perfectly happy means nothing bad can happen to me 8-) ).

All right. Said happy life lasts about a week, and then a meteor crashes into the Earth.

 

 

 

I wish for a legitimate ten dollar bill.

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

granted. however, it's actually a legit $1 bill... with a "0" drawn on it to look like ten. :?

 

 

 

I wish I had a real 10 bill

Granted, but it comes with eternal sadness.

 

 

 

I wish I could control other people's minds.

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Granted, but you can only control one at a time, so a big group of people gang up on you and you're burned as a witch (I don't care if your a guy)

 

 

 

I wish for a consequence free existence

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted. you still die of old age...

 

 

 

btw.. romy is a girl...

 

 

 

I wish everyone would consider Psycho_robot to be a girl! :roll:

Granted, but they also consider you a guy.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how it feels to have an orgasm as a male :shock: .

 

 

 

 

 

(Seriously, I'm curious).

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Granted, you're dissapointed, and then beaten for making such an odd wish

 

 

 

I wish sweat didn't smell

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

granted, but everything else now smells worse than sweat did.

 

I wish my friends didn't hate me. :ohnoes:

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. Now they're just not your friends.

 

 

 

... Well, it was that or saying "Granted. Now they don't hate you. They absolutely love you. They won't leave you alone, they want to do everything for you, everything you say is funny, you don't even have to walk anymore, they'll carry you."

 

 

 

I wish it was the law to have to always carry around with you a roll of double-sided tape, a can of silly string, and a supersoaker.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Granted. The supersoaker fires silly string (wtf is up with you and silly string?) and istaped to your forehead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist.

OH S***! He/she/it is back!

Granted. Your 12 inch pianist plays a 3 inch piano and lives on your shoulder.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish here.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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