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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted. you have inorganic chem homework. :twisted:

 

 

 

I would kill for inorganic chem homework. Srsly.

 

 

 

And granted, but the cat comes out of your monitor and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't tired.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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I wish you made a wish.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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Granted, but thanks to that, there's no next generation, and the human race is extincted.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a perfectly happy life, and having the ability to never get bored of it (note that perfectly happy means nothing bad can happen to me 8-) ).

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All right. Said happy life lasts about a week, and then a meteor crashes into the Earth.

 

 

 

I wish for a legitimate ten dollar bill.

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

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Granted, but you can only control one at a time, so a big group of people gang up on you and you're burned as a witch (I don't care if your a guy)

 

 

 

I wish for a consequence free existence

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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Granted, you're dissapointed, and then beaten for making such an odd wish

 

 

 

I wish sweat didn't smell

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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Granted. Now they're just not your friends.

 

 

 

... Well, it was that or saying "Granted. Now they don't hate you. They absolutely love you. They won't leave you alone, they want to do everything for you, everything you say is funny, you don't even have to walk anymore, they'll carry you."

 

 

 

I wish it was the law to have to always carry around with you a roll of double-sided tape, a can of silly string, and a supersoaker.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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