Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but it's so complicated that your brain explodes and you die. I wish to be the smartest person in the entire universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but you get beaten up for being a nerd I wish for a moment's respite 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Granted, but after that moment you lose your eyes forever. I wish to have a perfectly happy life (if something bad happens to me, it's not perfectly happy \ ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. you're perfectly, happily, bored. I wish that I was never bored, and bad things never happened to me! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but by doing so, you eventually get bored of never getting bored, and eat your own eyeballs. I wish that the poster below me destroy this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. the poster above you destroys this wish. :twisted: I wish that I could get a boyfriend that was as pretty as Rukia's brother in Bleach. :ohnoes: :shock: :? :-# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but he breaks your heart a month later. I wish I'd never feel pain (both phsical and feeling-like :lol: ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but that means we would have to kill you... I wish the poster below me would not corrupt this wish and instead eat a sandwich... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but it's a human sandwich. Made of your spleen. I wish for a bicarbonate of soda. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but it's a big pile of it, and you're buried underneath it, what a way to go I wish I had invented fire OT: Ok, guys, new rule, if someone posts the "I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted" wish, you are now allowed to kill them in whatever gruesome manner you choose, but you have to tell us how first 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 OT: Ok, guys, new rule, if someone posts the "I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted" wish, you are now allowed to kill them in whatever gruesome manner you choose, but you have to tell us how first So I'll just keep doing what I'm doing then. Maybe even do another of my epic killings, I haven't done one on this thread for a long time and the last time I did one period was on the "kill the person below you".\ Granted, but the gods are angry for it and chain you to a boulder, where vultures forever peck out your ribs and liver. I wish for a slice of toast. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. it's burnt though. I wish for toast that wasn't burnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteymitzy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You get petrified toast. I wish for a great day tommorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. however, the grammar police roasts cuteymitzy.... I wish that I wouldn't feel obliged to flame people for poor grammar.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, however other people flame you for ending your sentence with either two periods or 2/3 of an ellipses. I wish I was watching Eddie Izzard right now. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. however, the episode keeps repeating itself until your eyeballs bleed. I wish that everyone would cry tears of blood. :-# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. Just...granted. That's pretty corrupted to start with. I wish there wasn't a time limit before you could post again on these forums. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted, but something really sad happens, so everyone cries loads, and we all drown in the rivers of blood I wish I could stay at home and play on Warlords all day tomorrow 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Cool, no corruption of my wish. :P And granted, but it's because you got fired/expelled. I wish I had a part-time job that would not be a detriment to my health or sanity that also pays at least minimum wage and is right near where I live. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Granted. your boss is a sicko and he hits on you a lot. please note, I am not talking about violence in the workplace. he also is a morally upstanding adult.. and due to the fact that you are/were a delinquent, no one believes your claims of harrasment. :shock: :? I wish that people were nicer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I'm a delinquent? :cry: Granted, but everyone is so nice that it gets really creepy and weird and you end up going insane and becoming a hermit. I wish I had a glass of non-deadly, good-tasting milk. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Granted. however there is food colouring in it, dying it bright pink. I wish I had a glass of pink milk as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehooloovo Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I like pink milk. Where's the corruption?! And granted, but your milk is pink because of some very unhealthy bacteria. I wish that I didn't have Organic Chem homework. [hide=]The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.17 blue = sadhoo = wholoo = 100vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies? I've cracked the code![/hide]Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Granted. you have inorganic chem homework. :twisted: I wish that i had a glass of room temperature, clean, germ free water.. and the glass would not break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 The glass has contact poison smeared on the outside. I wish I had a siggy as awesome as silver_wits'. Cats are awesome :D Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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