Granted your grammar skills are now much better. But the e no longer works on your k ynoard.

 

 

 

I wish I had better typing skills.

*grants* you can not use a kyboard anymor, unlss on an app on your comp.

 

I wish I could hav that button back. plox

Granted I now have to use Microsoft word and copy and paste it in here. You now have type with your toes.

 

 

 

I wish I could type normally and you didnt have to use your toes.

granted. wcingisgud now hhas to type w/ his nose.

 

^total win. I did that all with my toe. And now can type normally.

 

I wish for uber typing skillz with my toes. But not having to use them to type.

Granted you have uber typing skills with your toes but your feet begin to have a horrible smell which is so bad you dont want to put them on anything..

 

 

 

Im so glad you made wcingisgood type with his nose and not me.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't miss monk on tv earlier.

Granted, but now you must type with the tv. Somehow.

 

 

 

I wish that the typing thing weren't so funny so I didn't come back to it.

Granted you no longer talk about the typing thing but now are stuck talking about small animals...

 

Well since i can stream TV through my phone i typed it with the edge of my phone.

 

 

 

I wish for a random blank CD.

Granted. The blank cd downloads a virus onto your computer that causes small animals to steal your mouse and drag it around annoyingly while you pk.

 

 

 

I wish I had a small animal to snuggle.

Granted but it has rabies and bites you....

 

 

 

I wish for A wish list.

Granted, but in my rabid-ness, me and my small animal come and eat it, then chase you around a pole until you sprinkle water on us to scare us off.

 

 

 

I wish that small animal hadn't been disease-ridden.

Granted he is no longer disease ridden but you still are.

 

 

 

I wish it was spring so i could go swimming.

Granted, but the sun has evaporated all of the water. You jump in the pool, and crack your head on the bottom.

Granted you made no wish now you die.

 

 

 

I wish I could swim all year round

(oops forgot my wish #-o )

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

 

 

 

I wish I could have a bowl of ice cream.

Granted but its all melted and soupy

 

 

 

I wish i didnt have to get up so early this week

Granted. You get African Sleeping Sickness.

 

 

 

I wish Runecrafting didn't bore me.

Granted now you just fall asleep instead....

 

RC is boring thus by its only lv 27 >.>

 

 

 

I wish I could stay home all day and cut wood.

*reminds self that this is a PG-13 board*

 

Granted, but since you're not working, you soon get cut off from the internet.

 

 

 

I wish the flood control (60 second post timer) was gone.

Granted, but you lose your arms, and are unable to type.

 

 

 

I wish I could have some pumpkin pie.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish my stat sig would update.

Granted, but it updates to zezima instead, and you get called a noob for it. It also has pictures of small animals in it.

 

 

 

I wish speech was ov...oh wait! it is!

 

I wish I wasn't so tired from my last speech tournament ever. Or that small animals would rain down from the heavens.

Granted small animals rain from the sky unfortunately they splatter when they hit the ground and its a very sad moment for all.

 

 

 

I wish my feet didnt hurt from 9 hours of standing at work.

Granted, but only because small animals come and eat your feet.

 

 

 

I wish my feet didn't hurt from walking around at my speech tourney all day.

Granted because after my feet were eaten the same pack of animals were still hungry and came for yours.

 

 

 

I wish I had my feet back now ; ;

Granted. The small animals regurgitate your feet.

 

 

 

I wish I had my feet back now. In non-regurgitated form