Ouchy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Wish Granted. But I some countries it is still Thursday. Not win! I wish my parents would let me buy Photoshop. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilufyou Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Granted, But right after you got it. Photoshop goes bankrupt (Idunno how to spell.) And All your pictures goes lost so u need to buy a new one. I wish I had a wish who you can't corrupt. 65 67 65 68 60 91 59 6482 89 84 93 83 83 82 71CLICK ME.If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise Thank you Hawkxs For the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Granted, but in your smug triumph you trip and fall onto a sword. You dead. I wish I had a lab rat that weighed 50 tons but was the size of a regular rat. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Granted, but the 50 ton weight that was tied to the rat killed it. I wish my parents would stop bugging me about playing video games. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immaculate Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Your parents stop bugging you about video games, but you get a girlfriend and quite playing those "ridiculous video games." I wish I could live on the beach for the rest of my life with a bowl and unlimited greenery. A_Hippy_LifeCombat Level: 66F2p Total: 1010 and rising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Granted, but you gotta be careful of drunken rioters I dream of Jeanie with the long brown hair We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 I'm going to interpret that as "I wish I had enough sense to actually wish for something". Well, granted, but then you trip and fall on a sw- no, already used that. You trip and fall on a urinating hobo. Nobody's ever said that before, right? I wish for a trainwreck. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilufyou Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Granted. But it is Full with Dead body's and they scare the sh*t out of you. so u End up screaming like a litle Girl. And all your friends Laugh at you. (Or Whit you i dunno?) I was my english grammar was better. :( 65 67 65 68 60 91 59 6482 89 84 93 83 83 82 71CLICK ME.If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise Thank you Hawkxs For the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 it is, but it's too good, and everyone gets sick of how good it is I wish I had a bigger guitar amp 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_u_s_ii_X Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Wish granted, but because it was so loud it blew up. I wish that I could read peoples minds... ;) ⅹ Last.fm YouTube Team A vs Team B M u s ii X Rocky Keane ⅹ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Granted, but since humans think on so many levels, both sub- and fully-consciously, the sheer weight of all the thoughts pressing down upon your mind causes your brains to have to evacuate through the nearest exit, i.e, your nose, ears and mouth. Ick, huh? sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 You get urinated on by a hobo for not posting a wish I wish I had a light bulb face :idea: 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Granted, you get turned on daily by an old woman. (Notice the pun?) I wish I could come up with better jokes... 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilufyou Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Granted, U make a joke of my next wish. U find it so hilarious that you laugh yourself to dead. :twisted: I wish The next person to corrupt my wish is Returned3. 65 67 65 68 60 91 59 6482 89 84 93 83 83 82 71CLICK ME.If U click this I won't eat your brain! I Plomise Thank you Hawkxs For the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 granted, but it turns out he was me I wish my eyes did this :shock: 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Granted. it's stuck like that. http://images.google.ca/images?um=1&hl= ... lging+eyes I wish that I didn't worship google. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 granted, you now worship yahoo I wish I didn't have parents evening on thursday, or any day for that matter 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefightingmime Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 granted but since your parents are out of the picture you no longer exist :( I wish for nothing I am content how many runescapers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20,0001 to change the lightbulb and the rest to complain about how the first one was better There are lots of bad people in the world, but they're like slinkies; you can have so much fun pushing them down two flights of stairs... My previous acount, 'WeirdAl_fan' was unable to be recovered after the crash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echocut Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Granted- but you notice that technology advancing faster than ever- hovercars and handheld powerhouse computers abound, but you can't have any because your contentful wish was granted. I wish that I had more wishes. 67/99/120 Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Granted, but you screw up and drown in cream cheese. I wish for some cream cheese on toast, sans Echocut's corpse. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Granted, it has everyone else's corpses in it instead I wish I was better at paintball 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toki_Hakurei Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Granted, it has everyone else's corpses in it instead I wish I was better at paintball Granted. You get so awesome at pinball that the machine goes into tilt as soon as you touch it. I wish Captain Falcon reeks havoc on RuneScape Falc-own Pawn-ching noobs. Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Granted BUT Falconary falcanoning kebbits > Falcon punching noobs. I wish someone divided by zero. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Resulting universe implosion destroyed my reply. I wish for twenty dollars. Australian, not your fake Monopoly money. D: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Granted, but the Australian economy saturates so your 20 Aus. dollars become absolutely worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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