reaper88888 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Granted, he turns all of your veggies into vampire minion onions. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 granted. your wish to get a girlfriend becomes corrupt.. and you get a boyfriend.. who likes kissing you. 8-) I wish I had a girlfriend as well. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Lol. Ok, if you swing that way. Granted, but she's slightly vampiric. Watch out for those lovebites. I wish I had a Segway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken102 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, but I have no idea what a segway is, so instead I give you an inflatable cow. I wish I knew what a segway is. : I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, you read my post in the "You're Banned!" game. However this causes you to lose 30 seconds of your life. I wish I was all knowledgeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken102 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, but your brain then implodes from too much knowledge. pryomancer edit: I wish I stopped forgetting to wish. I left my wife for a level 59 tank mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, there are no repercussions to this wish. I wish for a collection of classic cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted. they;re all minatures. :twisted: I wish that I had a collection of life size classic cars.. that were in mint condition.. and... worked. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, they are all wind-up Fords. I wish for a sandwich. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted. you get a sandwitch. :thumbsup: I wish that I could get a sandwitch too!!!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Noes! How did you know that I hate sammiches? Granted. It is a McDonalds Egg-McMuffin. (Close enough...) I wish to be convicted of treason. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, but it's for using a page of a gossip mag with a picture of the queen on as toilet paper. I wish had superpowers in which I can fight evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted but you turn evil, try to fight yourself, and die. I wish I was a computer expert. (scripting,putting them together, figuring out how to use the TIF messaging system...), but I wasn't a super nerd,fat, unable to get a female mate of decent/fantastic appearance and personality, or so weak I'm unable to even lift 20 pounds without breaking my arms. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, but every girl you meet from now on only finds super nerdy, fat, introverted and incredibly weak men a complete turn on. I wish I had a bottomless pint glass of Guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, the Guiness all pours out. I wish for a gallon of lime juice. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, but some gets in your eye and you spill it all. I wish for some duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, it gets stuck to your hands. I wish for headphones. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, and you become deaf from loud music. I wish for a genie lamp in which to raise my skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. You only get one wish with 500exp. I wish i had an apple. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, an apple falls on your head and you die. I wish the Toothfairy was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, the "Tooth Fairy" is a 300 pound man called 'Bubba', who tears out all your teeth with pliers. I wish for a glass of poison. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, the poison is so acidic though, that it burns through the glass and onto your hand. Result: Reaper88888 - 1 hand I wish more people played Tribal Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, everyone hates it and destroys it. I wish for a puppy. Nothing but a normal puppy, without bad personality traits or sharp teeth. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. Instead of sharp teeth it has sharp claws, so sharp it claws through the floor and is stuck... it tries to climb out but its claws just cut away the ground instead if gripping it. mwahahahahaha. I wish you would post on Pros and Cons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, I make a stupid post. [under Construction] I wish I had less time to spend in this forum.. :? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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