pryomancer Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Granted, but the cholesterol fills in the last gaps in your veins and you die screaming of a heart attack. I wish for a Bugatti Veyron Pegaso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Granted, but the cholesterol fills in the last gaps in your veins and you die screaming of a heart attack. I wish for a Bugatti Veyron Pegaso. Granted, but you have to go to Mars for it. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 You must be wishing for a wish since you didn't state one. Granted, but that wish is becoming a lifelong eunuch. I wish I was filthy rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 You must be wishing for a wish since you didn't state one. Granted, but that wish is becoming a lifelong eunuch. I wish I was filthy rich. Granted, though you have to fly to Pluto for it. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 You must be wishing for a wish, because you didn't state one. Granted, but the wish is not to have a wish! I wish I had 99 Woodcutting. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 You must be wishing for a wish, because you didn't state one. Granted, but the wish is not to have a wish! I wish I had 99 Woodcutting. Granted, though it will take you 100 years to get it. I wish I had pro haxzor abliities. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, but the feds eventually catch you and fine you all your money, belongings, and other assets. I wish I had a higher post-count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted. it's all spam. you get banned. I wish that people wouldnt care about the size of their post counts... and would instead care about the size of their.. eyeglasses frames... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, but since everyone now forgets about post count, the internet implodes. I wish I had an Alienware MalX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightshayde Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 You get it, then your house burns down. \ I wish I had membership. Avatar by Unoalexi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 You get it, then your house burns down. \ I wish I had membership. Granted, but the day after Jagex closes RuneScape down and goes off on their merry way. I wish for a pony. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 granted, but it's a toy pony I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted. you're dead. :? I wish I was dead.. and was a ghost so I could haunt people... 8-) [PLEASE NOT THIS IS NOT SO I CAN WATCH PEOPLE NAKED... JUST HAUNT THEM!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, but you get caught by the ghost busters who slap you for looking at people naked I wish I had done my English Coursework 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted. however it's [cabbage]. u didn;'t do it properly. I wish that there was no ghost busters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, but the ghosts tie you to 18 horses which each run in a different direction. I wish I never made wishes. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, but the ghosts tie you to 18 horses which each run in a different direction. I wish I never made wishes. Granted, though the Admins ban you for some reason... HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. no wish. I wish that idiots wouldn't forget to wish. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. No longer will he forget to wish, he will just choose not to.... I wish for someone to complement my signature. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted, its terrible. I wish to not forget to wish again #-o HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted... each time you forget... a demon from hell drags you down there... then puts you on a stretching rack.. and rips your body apart... then puts you back together again. testing pavlov's theory... you never forget to make a wish. I wish that I did not just grant TPAM's wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Granted... each time you forget... a demon from hell drags you down there... then puts you on a stretching rack.. and rips your body apart... then puts you back together again. testing pavlov's theory... you never forget to make a wish. I wish that I did not just grant TPAM's wish. Granted, though he wins a cookie just because. I wish I... had another cookie :D HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Granted. But I take it form you and eat it. I wish I had wireless interwebz.:twss: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Granted, but a serial killer breaks into your home. If only you had those wires you could have strangled him. Too late, he stabbed you in the face. I wish I had a bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Granted. it's bunnicula 8-) I wish that I had a cute little bunnicula as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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