warren211 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted. You get Safe Auto :| I wish to live forever. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted. everyone you love dies. you try cutting your wrists to commit sucide.. but you fail.. then everyone calls you a cutter. I wish that I had scars on my wrist as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, except your now hideous and ever Female figure in the world runs away shielding their children's eyes. Guro fans see it as another hole. I wish for another hole :? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted. it's through your head. I wish everyone would realise that I'm female... [i mean like come on!!! look at my siggy... :? :shock: on second hand... scratch that... look at my username!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted. You are now a female kitten, and your real name is Ms. Silver Wits. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Erm.... he didn't wish for anything so: *Poof* Granted but you didn't wish for anything thus you don't receive whatever you were wishing for. I wish he had made a wish. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 My bad -.-. Granted. I wish I remembered to make a wish. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 granted. Silver Wits isn't irritated. I wish that Warren211 really didn't make me irritated. and that he would follow the rules in the damn game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Granted. You take several sleeping pills and pass out, thus ending your irritation, while I put you under the illusion that I am awesome and followed all the rules and you will enjoy my presence or spend all eternity in a metal box. I wish I wasn't forgetful, so I wouldn't forget to follow the rules again. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 granted. *sigh* *inserts dreamy voice mode chip into her brain* Warren211 is sooo nice and smart! he never forgets anything.. I would be in love with him if he had a computer on his head... or that other thing... *looks at siggy sadly* I wish that sarcasm was a criminal offence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 If by "Criminal Offense" you mean that warren211 broke the rules thus being criminal-like and offending you in the process, then granted. But if you didn't mean that, your wish got corrupted. I wish everyone would think that I am cool. As in popular, unlikely to make a mistake and embarass myself or possessing a high level of respect, and NOT being cold. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_arty Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You do nothing to help people think this, and end up living in a dustbin with no-one liking you. I wish... that people would stop mucking up all my wishes! (Hehe) [hide=My Dragcave stuff][/hide]Or maybe I don't have a rod lodged firmly in my anus.;)They're very scared of mickey mouse though. He's so stealthy, disneyland never saw him coming.If you were inquisitive enough to see what this actually said, put it in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Granted. I didn't muck anything up. Now what? :? I wish I could fly [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 you can fly, but your mechanism for flight fails and you crash in an empty field with no one else around. i wish won the lottery. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Granted. I steal all of your money. all of it. all you hear me! muhahahhahah. I wish I wasn't evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 granted, but you're too nice and everyone takes advantage of you I wish I had laser eyes 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. you accidently burn off your eyelids, your hands, the rest of your body.. basically whatever you look at. then someone gives you a mirror and you die. 8-) I wish I had laser eyes as well... but I could control them, and could turn them off when I needed to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 wish granted, however 5 seconds later u lost ur powers :twisted: i wish for happiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. you're so happy it's sickening. you die of happiness. then you go to hell for selling your soul for happiness I wish that I had laser eyes as well... but I could control them, and could turn them off when I needed to, and my powers would last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted. "Your charging your laser" (Reference anyone?) until the Spartan Laser from Halo 3 arrives and overpowers yours, humiliating you in the process which you then give up the powers and cry in a corner. I wish I had cupids love arrows so that I could shoot a certain someone. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oni_link007 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but, not knowing how they work, you accidently kill that someone. I wish noobs disappeared from Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Granted. But then miniclip advertises runescape more thus bringing the noobs back. I wish Ihadacheezbruger. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 you get one, but it's poisoned and you die I wish I could go see Rise Against live 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacos Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 You get the tickets show up there but they turn out to be fake and you get arrested I wish I had some taco flavored duct tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oni_link007 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 You do, but you're taped with it and being held for a hefty ransom. I wish i could change the weather everytime i want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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