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granted, but it doesn't work

 

 

 

I wish I was death (As in the grim reaper, not the no hearing kind)

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

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granted but you trip on your robe and fall on your scythe and now i'm death muahahaha

 

 

 

i wish for a race car with rockets to shoot at tifers i see :twisted:

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*talks to Returned3* and realizes he likes women wrestling and throws him a cage match with the Undertaker.

 

I wish that all the noobs were rounded up in 1 city and a nuke was set off inside one the phats that they fought over wiping out their entire religion of Noobism.

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Granted but you realize that you are a noob and your inside the city with them.

 

 

 

I wish i could get more sleep.

 

-Haseo

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Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Granted, but you sleep your vacations away and miss out on all the fun.

 

 

 

I wish I had more RAM and a faster processor for my laptop (and maybe one of those new external graphics cards I've been reading about).

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What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
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Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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Granted. you are sent to your room...

 

however.. its not very enjoyable. your room is actually a cell in guantamno bay.. and you share a cell with bubba [see harold and kumar.... the second one]

 

unless you like that sort of stuff.... then your room is a safe haven with a ton of cute girls dressed in tar and feathers.... :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could use this smiley more: :twisted:

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Granted, but everyone hates you for using it, and you become the primary target of multiple attacks by urinating hobos :twss: .

 

 

 

I wish my dog knew her name #-o

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted. however your dog never listens to you or obeys you... which is worse.

 

 

 

[i once had a dog like that.. his name was Middy - short for midnight. he was soooo cute. and I loved him.

 

however.... whenever he did something wrong.. like running away.. and I called him.. he would stop. look around at me.

 

laugh. then continue what he was doing.]

 

 

 

I wish Middy was alive. :cry:

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^Ha, that's how it is now anyways. She's really dumb, and our best efforts at teaching her anything (which worked for the other dog) don't do anything.

 

 

 

Granted, but he's a zombie. He devours your brain.

 

 

 

I wish for a megapixel.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted.

 

But both of your cats attack and kill you.

 

I wis that Sliver_Wits stops wishing.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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