Ultimakomoto Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 You didn't say "wish" so you become a computer....just as the greatest Computer Crash ever planned happens. This invoules every computer melting down, exploding, and killing everything in sight. So you are dead. I wish for Maranara sauce (best I can spell it) on a burger. : Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 granted you get your marinara but you spelled burgur wrong so all you have is sause i wish for golden clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_Servo Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted, but you crushed by their immense weight and killed. Then a bunch of used car salesman come, steal your clothes and make some more gold rings and teeth out of them. But little do they know that you were pancaked inside of them, so you are also turned into used car sales men bling. And guess what? They all have really bad coffee breath. I wish for a bottle of water. I'm thirsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 granted you get your marinara but you spelled burgur wrong so all you have is sause You made my wish BETTER. :lol: =D> You get your bottle of water...however, it's been sitting there for years. By the time you get around to drinking it, it's basicly 90% algae. I wish people would corrupted wishes actually ended up making them better. (more often.) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted, I end your life so we don't get overpopulated. :lol: I wish for invisibility When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted, everything you type is invisible, you become invisible, all memory of your existance fades away, and you die in a world where no one can see you. I wish for a cool, smooth, Mana drink. Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 granted its cool and smooth when you first drink it but not when it comes out (if you know what i mean) :-# i wish to be the owner of a NFL team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gehackte Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Ok here is your job at the NLF: The Noob Lol Federation I wish i could dream How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olenik2 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 You dream, then it becomes a nightmare I want a complete collection of all natural occuring elements with safe amounts of uranium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gehackte Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 ^^ SCIENTIST ALERT! I want every poster on this forum dead. How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted, you die too, then we all come back as zombies just as intelligent as when we were alive, except you. :twisted: I wish I knew what to wish for, but that wish be granted along with this one. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 granted but i kill myself after hearing another wish for what to wish for i wish for a pet caterpillar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 The caterpillar was kidnapped at birth and trained by Lenin. You are now dead. I wish silverwits was back... Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Granted but then the TIF get destroyed and they never come back again. I wish people would choose my icicle sword in the rs poll over the santa suit. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 granted people vote for you icicle sword but they vote against you when you run for president i wish to be hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Granted, you are now hungry....after you're already stuck on a tropical island with no food around for miles. I wish for...Infinity. :ohnoes: :ugeek: Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 granted you get infinity kicks in the groin i wish for $1000 in pennies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toki_Hakurei Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, but due to the cost of copper you have to pay 100,000$ in Yen. I wish for THIS to happen to Chris Crocker Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted but This happens to you, every day... for the rest of your life. I wish I never had the hear that^ song in the link above, ever again. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toki_Hakurei Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted but This happens to you, every day... for the rest of your life. OMFG MY EARS!!! Granted, but THIS is definitely not the the same song you had just posted. Hopefully you will like this *cough*edited*cough* version. FOR IT HATH CURSING IN IT. I wish I had a thread on the forums where we can all post our good SSBB snapshots (Yes I already tried that in the gallery. Apparently I can't post screenshots [No, not RuneScape screenshots] in the gallery even though "Photos" are allowed). :evil: Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted but You die shortly afterward of a combination of tuberculosis and a tomahawk to the head. I wish I had a message in a bottle. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toki_Hakurei Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, but the bottle contains this: [hide=Open if you dare.] I warned you...[/hide] I wish Metal Gear Solid 4 wasn't JUST for the PlayStation 3 Click the "Signed in as..." go to Manage ignored users, copy paste Toki_Hakurei.I'm pretty sure having boobs is the most broken super power anyone can ever have. 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, they also make a version for the Atari. I wish Gallade64 wasn't so obsessed with the falcon punch. (and it'd be nice if he played something besides brawl and mgs [although mgs is awesome]) Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, but a hobo urinates on all his other games besides SSBB so he has to be obsessed with falcon punch, and they malfunction and somehow mutate to have limbs and an evil consciousness. They then go on a rampage around the world, across the country and up your street, where they find you and hang you by your entrails from a tree branch that's on fire. I wish for a broken guitar. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pir4k4m4n2 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 wish granted the guitar wouldn't play music I wish I was in the NBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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