re4p3r1 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 granted a meteor named paradox collides with another meteor named paradox and the explosion destroys all other meteors named paradox :D i wish i could put all my eggs in one basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbjoe282 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 you did put all your eggs in one basket but it had a hole in the bottom. i wish that the person who next posts has bad eyesight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 granted but your text is too big and destroys my computer with its huge pixels i wish for iced cream not ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charkra6 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 you get iced cream but it is full of maggots! i wish i was zezmia old acc bk <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbjoe282 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 granted. you get driven insane by the hordes of noobs always following you. I wish that this wish was not corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Granted, but since it must be corrupted, you wish that your wish would be corrupted, which means it can't be corrupted, and so it continues as an endless cycle. I WISH TO BE RID OF PARADOXES FOREVER! SO ANNOYING! :evil: I think this wish helps YOU more. Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 granted, but i bring the paradoxes back from forever... I wish this wish was a wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Granted, but a 2-ton weight falls on you because you said "wish" three times or more in a single wish. I wish for something simple... Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 you get nothing... I wish for nothing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Granted, but the nothing turns into something and you're stuck with that. I wish for more simple things. Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 granted a million simple things come up and replace our technology and we return to cavemen i wish for a magic phone that gives me ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 How do people post so fast? Granted, but the ice cream makes your phone go haywire, and all it does now is shoot ice cream. I wish for an awesome phone! (with camera) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 granted, but it explodes I wish for chocolate pie! Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 granted you get your chocolate pie but its becuz someone throws it at you i wish i knew how to pop, lock, and drop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Granted. now, within the next few days, your body will pop, your body joints will lock, and you will drop dead. :thumbsup: I wish I knew what to wish for. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 yeesh can we stop with these wishes for wishes ok whatever. granted you figure out what to wish for but you dont get it i wish for a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted. I will have a good day. : I wish I sleep well tonight. This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingtygy Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted, you sleep well tonight, but you don't get a good nights sleep for the rest of your life after that. I wish for an endless supply of Dr. Pepper for me to drink. Penguin Power!^The last great war of the Wilderness....Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy9494 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted, but all of the soda appeared...without the cans. There was so much that it flooded your house. I wish something exciting would happen to me. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted. you get murdered. I wish I didn't suck at basketball. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted, you are now the best basketball player in the world, but you get impaled in the face with a basketball and die. I wish for a chocolate pie in my hands, Not thrown at me. Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted, but it is literally in your hands, the skin is horribly stretched to cover it, and you in intense, chocolatey pain. And then a hobo urinates on you. I wish for a tea kettle. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Hmm I have no tea kettle. So I send you the old lady down the street. She starts getting mad because you assumed she had a tea kettle because she was old. Then she proceeds to decapitate you, but you are left with just enough flesh to still be able to think. Then I gather everyone in the entire world and they laugh at you for being beaten up by an old lady. You slowly slip away in death and humiliation. I wish I could beat inuashakent on Brawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Error. Beating Kent is impossible. Wish uncorruptable. :roll: You beat him but then you find out he let you win. I wish space had a livable atmosphere for humans (including air, temperature, food,etc). Let's see how you corrupt that one. : Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 granted, but there are also hostile animals, that kill and rip any humans who come there to shreds I wish i was holding a chocolate pie, not having it thrown at me, and not in my hands. Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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