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Granted, but it is too pressurized and as you open it, the tab shoots off and goes through your eye, blinding you.

 

 

 

I wish for a tuna.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but nothing bad happens or goods happens or anything happens at all. You live a meaning less existence where nothing happens. NOTHING AT ALL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Have fun with nothing.

 

 

 

I wish the corrupter of my wish gets their wish corrupted worse than mine was.

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I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!

What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
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granted, perhaps

 

 

 

I wish for awesome slap bass skills

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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You get them, and become a famous, worldwide celebrity, and get trampled by thousands of screaming fangirls. Not a bad way to die, if I do say so myself. :P

 

 

 

I wish for a virtual-reality Runescape machine.

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u get the machine, it short circuits, and as u play, it shocks you and u are stuck inside the video game, with greater demons, and u become level 3. DUN DUN DUN!!!!

 

 

 

I wish I had free membership for 2 years!!!!

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You find a credit card, buy two years of membership, someone accuses you of fraud, you go to jail penniless, childless, and lifeless.

 

You die in jail after 15 minutes.

 

 

 

I wish for a virtual-reality Runescape machine, again, since Beethoven didn't grant it to me. :(

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You find a credit card, buy two years of membership, someone accuses you of fraud, you go to jail penniless, childless, and lifeless.

 

You die in jail after 15 minutes.

 

 

 

I wish for a virtual-reality Runescape machine, again, since Beethoven didn't grant it to me. :(

 

 

 

 

 

i did grant it to u, i just didnt say the exact words "granted", i said, "u get the machine", in which would be another way of saying granted just in more words

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You find a credit card, buy two years of membership, someone accuses you of fraud, you go to jail penniless, childless, and lifeless.

 

You die in jail after 15 minutes.

 

 

 

I wish for a virtual-reality Runescape machine, again, since Beethoven didn't grant it to me. :(

 

 

 

 

 

i did grant it to u, i just didnt say the exact words "granted", i said, "u get the machine", in which would be another way of saying granted just in more words, plus, u didnt grant my wish to me either, u granted that i found a credit card which i used to by the membership, wat if i didnt buy the membership with the credit card......u granted me a free credit card, but not the membership, so im not the only one, if at all, at fault

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Granted but a hobo urinates on it before you can use it. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish for that stick i wished for earlier, because I have no clue what happened to it.

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I don't know either, however, granted anyways. But this stick is a poking stick, and it pokes you 24/7.

 

 

 

*poke poke poke poke...*

 

 

 

I wish I knew the shocking truth behind [insertobsencescandalhere]...

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You find out the secret, but three seconds after you do the secret service comes and takes you to Cuba. In Cuba you meet big Bob.

 

 

 

:geek: :ugeek: I wish I know the difference between the previous two smilies.

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I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!

What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
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Granted, but the second you realize it, the Earth is demolished to put in a space highway.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a desolate wasteland.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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You get the waste land but you find out what desolate means. It means empty to everyone who doesn't know. You die of starvation.

 

 

 

I wish for more money than Bill Gates.

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I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!

What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
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Granted you live forver in hell and you can never get mad, ever again. See happy. :D

 

 

 

I wish I was an oscer meyer wenner. (cause that is what I truly want to be.)

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Granted, you then become someone's dinner. (bland, yes, but it works).

 

Another thing, I don't fish.

 

 

 

I wish I ran a sandwich shop.

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but the sandwiches are poisoned so you get sued for 5 mil bucks.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my job paid 5 mil US dollars a day.

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Play fair.

 

Granted, but since it has to corrupted, you're still alive from the Destroyer Ray blast. Sadly, you die seconds later from debris and what-not. (does not count as me killing you.)

 

 

 

I wish for mint and mineral water.

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granted you become so good at photoshop that it comes to life and becomes your servant but as you fall asleep photoshop stabs you in the back

 

 

 

i wish that whenever i got a mad a became a big green monster capable of leveling citys with my bare hands and able to leap tall buildings

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