ffvii_92 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 But it is a wish, so it's corrupted. I wish for a 30 foot tall squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VjuliusT Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Granted but it mistakes your head as a giant nut. I wish I was able to type in "1337" without feeling guilty for some sort of crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 You don't feel any guilt for it, but it becomes a capital offense in every country. Even countries that previously abolished the death penalty use it to punish 1337 speak. 3y3 \/\/i$# 3y3 w4s i/\/\ /\/\un3 2 t#3s3 n3w l4w$ 4nd c00d u$3 1337 sp33k wit# i/\/\ punit33 (w00t). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Code Invalid; Wish unreadable; Section 5: [error = 3049]. Therefore, you get pounded to death by a giant hammer made of 1s and 0s. I wish 1337 speak didn't exist. (use proper words, is it that hard?) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffvii_92 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 1337 speak no long exists, but everything is now written in pig latin. Iay ishway igpay atinlay asn'tway osay upidstay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 granted but i cant tell what the hell that means so watever i wish for a can of corn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Granted, a can of Exploding Corn Kernels , which you open without knowing what they are. I wish for....uh....meh, I can't think of anything... I WISH FOR DOOM! There, I said it... Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 granted, doom in the form of lovable puppies that have no traces of evil in the bodies whatsoever! I wish for doom in the from of lovable kittens! Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Erm...what? Granted, Kittens that love to scratch. And I mean a lot of scratching. You die from too much blood lost. I wish that some colors weren't so bright... Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 granted every color now is black i wish i knew how to make noodles of death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VjuliusT Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Granted but they turn out to be ordinary noodles with a ramen flavour. I wish the guys who post in the signature & avatar rating games could come with some "real" reasons to low points -.-. *Own point of view* "I'll giv it 0/10 cos' it's carton". [WhatIwanttosay]Well you didn't even make your own [insert random swear word here] Signature/avatar so go to [insert random place here] you punk.[/WhatIwanttosay]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 granted but qualities of sigs go down and everybody gets a 0 i wish me and photoshop will be best friends forever bff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Granted, but now Imageshack and other photo upload places now hate you. I wish for ramen (since we're *almost* off that subject) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I4prez Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What's ramen? that noodley stuff? Yum. I take your ramen and eat it. I wish i had a million more wishes. No, I wish i had a million more gp. http://forum.tip.it/topic/173173-engineer-skill-and-railroads/<<Click! I support! Click!.-- .... -.-- .- .-. . -.-- --- ..- .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. - .... .. ... ..--.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Sorry, have to take your first wish. Granted, but you somehow find a million ways to waste all those wishes. I wish for...ramen "with a twist" (get creative with this one) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 you end up with udon...somehow... I wish that anime episodes would take shorter to come out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VjuliusT Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Granted but it's only fillers from now on. I wish anime didn't have fillers (I'm original!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Granted, but since original beef jerky is the best, and you're original, you are eaten before the non-filled anime can reach you. I wish for a greenhouse. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 granted you get tons of greenhouse gas and your house goes through climate change i wish to be a DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 granted...but you fail at it so much, everyone hates you for it now... I wish I didn't have to wish for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Granted, but since you wished that, you didn't wish for it, which means you did wish for it, and so-on and so-forth. I wish to be rid of that paradox... Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VjuliusT Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Granted but it's replaced with a longer and more senseless paradox. I wish for sleeping pills (Can't sleep and it's 3:20 here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefightingmime Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Granted, you get your pills, but you you take them while having a brain anyuerism [spelling?] so you don't wake up...ever, and you die of old age many years later... I wish for [insrt wish here] have fun! how many runescapers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20,0001 to change the lightbulb and the rest to complain about how the first one was better There are lots of bad people in the world, but they're like slinkies; you can have so much fun pushing them down two flights of stairs... My previous acount, 'WeirdAl_fan' was unable to be recovered after the crash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 granted but your poor grammar gives you nothing i wish for an umbrella ella ella ella ey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Ok then.... Granted, you get a rain of umbrellas (folded up or whatever so they look like spears.) that fall on you until you die...and then some. I wish for the Paradox to end all Paradoxes! (good luck trying to get something out of that.) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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