D Jay99 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted, all of your neighbours get affected by DOOOOOOOOOM. You, however, are immune to it, so you live happily ever after. Until a few years after the accident of DOOOOOOOOOM. You go mental from being alone and having no one to talk to. You cut yourself, and jump out of a tree, head down. Unfortunately, you only break both arms and one leg. You can't move to get food or water, so after 4 days you die of dehydration. You were affected by DOOOOOOOOOM after all, you just lived a few years longer than your neighbours. I wish for buckets full of french fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted, you get your buckets. Then the french fries at shot into and though you. Looks like the "buckets" were vulcans. I wish for a creative DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted you get your [simplify]Doom[/simplify] with a carton of cheesecake, and the peasants of the woodland hills taste sweetly of moist potatos, because the broccoli doesn't like hot pockets. Every choice cut of parsley is a handcrafted table of moldy socks and bean juice, whereas the butterlifts the chair on end and soaks it in boiling linoleum. A PC and an artichoke live happily together until the spoon arrives and cuts the Mac with tupperware. That is the doom, and your head explodes. I wish for an apple. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyjr Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 done, you get your apple, but it was stolen by a shinigami baboon i wish my internetz r not has t3h phailz curently saving for sara sword and trying for 70 slayer >:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Error:Wishes in "leet" will not be accepted. :shame: So you fall into a pit of sludge and tar. I wish for macaroni salad. Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 granted the salad has salmonella and you have to be quarantined for the rest of your life i wish for blue pants, a white shirt, completely bald except for two hairs on the top of my head, and say d'oh whenever i mess up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzall Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 You wash your blue pants and white shirt together and you use hair growth spray! The colour of your clothes runs and when you dry them the spray goes all over your head and breaks your larynx. I wish for no n00bs The time of darkness is here. Now the true vampire arises Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7Click here for freedom from Macroers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitstinks Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 There will be no noobs and only u will survive I wish i could be fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Granted you are turned into a hippopotamus. I wish for a gun. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightshayde Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Granted, the gun is in the hands of evil_mumm_ra You dies. :lol: :wall: I wish for WORLD PEACE How cheesy is that? Avatar by Unoalexi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Wish granted. Every human on the planet Erath disapears. Think about. With out humans there is peace. :| I wish for a Hotsdog. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyjr Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 DONE: you are given a dacshund (those long dogs :\) which is covred in petrol and then set on fire... WISH: Real life wasnt so boring curently saving for sara sword and trying for 70 slayer >:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Granted!You rot away behind the computer! I wish mudkipz was dead 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 it is, but the people made angry by this turn on you and rip you to shreds I wish I had done my History and French coursework when I had the chance, I don't even mind if it's not very good 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 granted, but through some strange mystery of procrastination, it becomes undone... i wish I didn't have to wait between posts on this forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariusman Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 granted, but through some strange mystery of procrastination, it becomes undone... i wish I didn't have to wait between posts on this forum... Granted, but now you must always be posting, and if you aren't posting, your computer asplodes. I wish for some rockin' music. There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. Thatregret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret. It's experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 granted, but you get hit on the head with a rock... I wish my computer wouldn't asplode...whatever that might be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 granted but your computer EXplodes i wish the stars would come closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henman888 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 They come to close and kill us all! I wish I could eat the biggest pizza in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gehackte Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 it isn't only big it's also alive and it eats you! i wish that this thread was closed!:P How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noob_Sammich Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 But you've been shunned by Jesus so no. I could go for another Mountain Dew.. so I wish for another Mountain Dew. It just goes to show that, though there's an age requirement, there's no IQ requirement to play RS.Wait, my friend said he got a keylogger and lyke he coudln't type, so I assumed it messed up his hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted, but I have a hobo urinate it it first. I wish for a coke-cola. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 granted but they get bought out by pepsi and they come out with a steak flavored cola. mmm steaky i wish to be CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted, You become champion of the world of Planet R-75. The native aren't friendly though, and you die though some alien means that no one knows about. I wish for a pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, extra pepperoni, extra onion, with a a side of extra DOOM. Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henman888 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted. You get that pizza but i come and eat it instead. I want to be a computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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