H2PM Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Granted. But really its choclate Laxative. :twisted: I wish i had wierless hi-speed internet. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 granted, but it's so high-speed that it runs away from you for no apparent reason whatsoever I wish i was holding a genuine(sp?) Chocolate pie, with no chocolate laxatives whatsoever Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meol Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Granted. Too bad the laxatives are in the other ingredients of the Pie. I wish I was sexier. This signature is intentionally left blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ididnotlol Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Granted, but only sexier to all known animals and several unknown animals (not including humans or my brother...) I wish for no one ever to corrupt my wish, at all, and this is un do able. ha ha - its impossible to corrupt! Though i should have wished for something to eat... I love this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuashakent Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 You land on mars with nothin to eat. I want to be superman! [Summoning guide (AOW)] [Slayer guide] [Melee & Brawl player] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimakomoto Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, you become Superman just as you're walking near a Kyptonite (I REALLY wouldn't ask...) I wish for that Awesome phone (With camera) that I wished for a while back. (no explosions please, I'm still paying off that dry cleaning bill...) Need a new signature....perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but the bill was sooo much on that phone when you looked at it...You exploded. :o :twisted: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 hmm no wish in sight i wish i won the kentucky derby as a human not a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Whats the difference with you? I wish everyone knew that pink was the new orange and yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuashakent Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Whats the difference with you? I wish everyone knew that pink was the new orange and yellow. Its not now. :^o I want to be Captain falcon. [Summoning guide (AOW)] [Slayer guide] [Melee & Brawl player] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffyroth Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 You can but they will clip your wings I wanna not aways but sometime during any occasion not be able to fly, but I can fly while not flying! My stats are updated weekly... Sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but I shoot you for confusing me. I wish for hobo urine to be poured on the below poster and only the below poster. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but i counter buy urinating on the above poster thats right i urinate up i wish i could meet my runescape character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 You do meet him but he is so mad at you controlling him for so long he brutally kills you with his 73 attack, 73 strength, and 74 defence. He then proceeds to talk about how ironic your downfall is seeing as you trained his skills and he killed you with the skills you trained him in. I wish I could eat pizza without ever getting full or fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 that was just =D> ok granted you start eating pizzas without realizing that it just came out of the oven and suffer severe burns on your tongue and now you cant taste anything i wish football season would start already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 edit: grrr, you beat me to it granted, but it ends after 1 game I wish world hunger ended Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffyroth Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Granted, but when it ended the world became at peace causing tension between the devil and jesus... to make a long story short we nuked heaven! (also Al Gore got a big ego). I wish the heaven wasn't nuked... My stats are updated weekly... Sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It wasn't. Is this future present tense? :? I wish I understood if it was future present tense, past present tense, or something totally different... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 granted but because you understand future and past the universe collapses into itself i wish for a lime and some wire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 While you are cutting the lime to, I hope, eat it the juice shoots in your eye. You yell back in pain and trip. You land on the wire which is, unfortunately for you, lead and get lead poisoning. Very unfun. I wish for a pizzookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Granted,it stucks in your throat...and you die! I wish for porn 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macmaster92 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 .....sure but they take all the money out of your bank account because you gave them your credit card number I wish the poster above me said something a little more funny... It was pretty stupid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re4p3r1 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 granted he adds a urinating hobo into and it becomes gutbusting i wish to be alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_Servo Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted. While on a trip to Earth to abduct people you are shot down by a F-35 and then found and beaten by rednecks with the butts of their shotguns and then shot. Repeatedly. Your corpse is then sold to some alien conspiracy freak who happens to be a necrophiliac. I wish I never get sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 granted, you are now dead. I wish I knew what to wish for, but that wish would also be granted with this wish while being uncorrupted. When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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