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You wish was granted, but because of this, you have to go through anger management, and by the time you're done, you never become angry again.

 

 

 

Wishes?! Oh, I wish I had known that earlier!

Penguin Power!

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granted but it is so minty that your blows up all sparkly and everything

 

 

 

i wish for everyone to not play rs for one day so that i can play by myself

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Granted, but everyone quits and your the last one left playing, so Jagex shuts down all of its servers.

 

 

 

I wish my dog will get better after going to the vet.

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Granted, instead of taking away posts, he deleted all the accounts and ip banned every user, and blacklisted most proxy sites.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bike that I could do tricks on, but wasnt too small...like the DK Cincinnati but mountain-bike sized (mountain bikes break too easily if you try to do certain things with them).

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
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Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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granted but you aim it wrong and end up spraying yourself in the face and you slowly drown to death

 

 

 

i wish to be best friends with jesus, the devil, and bill gates

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Granted but you have to take them everywhere, buy them expensive items.

 

 

 

I wish I could kill Baal

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

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granted you succeed in assassinating and run away then sherlock homes is hired to investigate and he figures out everything out then dr mortiarty comes and, in an attempt to kill sherlock homes, accidentally kills you

 

 

 

i wish for books about airplanes

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Granted, then you think you know everything about flying and steal a jet then somehow implode. #-o

 

 

 

I wish that made sense.

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
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Granted, but because of your grammar it's redneck chocolate. Which means oil from a pick-up truck. Used.

 

 

 

I wish for a seal.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but a hobo urinates on it.

 

 

 

I wish for a voided warranty.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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