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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted, it's a 1000 lb bomb under your bed. Say goodnight, Gracie.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a megameter.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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granted, but I beat you over the head with a megametre of steel, then a hobo urinates on you

 

 

 

I wish for a conundrum

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Granted, but....hmm, reality's tough to corrupt....

 

 

 

I wish that were funnier than it really is.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but the shine wears off even quicker and you leave again.

 

 

 

I wish for a huge 9,000lb bear a-la Condemned 2.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Grante, but it tramples you to death as it runs away because it's still too good.

 

 

 

I wish for a brick of lead.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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You have a wish that couldn't be wished by any other person doing a wish by you. But you only had 1 wish and u already used it. :-#

 

 

 

I wish I could fly. And i didn't get hit by an airplane. :(

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Granted, but then the smilies from all the other websites come and attack you with spam for making [developmentally delayed]ed smilies, and killing you in anger.

 

 

 

I wish Killer didnt wish for a stupid wish :lol: :P :P

I dont need a siggy no moar.

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Rgr, they all just changed their stereotypical name to Gangstadawgs and moved to Adelaide to annoy the Tasmanians. Yes, Adelaide was found by Tasmanians who swam to the mainland. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

 

 

 

I wish people really would trust me when I say I'm a doctor.

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Granted, but you end up killing millions of people because you claimed that cancer isn't dangerous. You then get sued for billions of dollars.

 

 

 

I wish that I could walk down the boulevard of broken dreams.

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