silver_wits Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Granted. however... someone wins from you 5 secs later. I wish that I was a cat. :geek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 granted, however you're a lion, but you get caught by poachers and sold and then skinned and made into a jacket, which is bought by a big fat smelly man, so now you're a a XXL smelly lion jacket I wish I was my friend sam, who is super amazing he forced me to write that 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Granted !but he commits suicide! i wish i could kick bush in the balls 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 granted, but the bush's branches scratch you... I wish my four-day weekend was a five-day weekend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted... but now you're wishing for a 6 day weekend... I wish I had won the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 granted but i steal all the money you earn i wish i could get all of silver wits' lottery money for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 It'll be monopoly money. I wish my hp cape wouldn't trim when I get other 99s. My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but you get banned by Jagex for bug abuse. I wish I was a member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfreind Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, you become a member of a cult that decides to use you in a ritual, sacrificing your life to some concocted "higher power". I wish I could figure out the best way to play the different classes in WoW... [hide=Funny Quotes]So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.-.- im not that freaking youngYou were a couple years ago.It's not racist if its true.Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k The mental image for that is freaking awesome.[/hide]- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjames227 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 You understand them but you find out that your only a 4 year old and your mum and dad wont let you play. I wish I knew everything that can be known (without me dieing or my head exploding). My username is jamesrules90 NOT jimmyjames227.Click here to feed me!A nice undieable one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 granted. however.. you still don't know stuff that isn;t known. 8-) I wish that I knew stuff that wasn;t known... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjames227 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 You do but your head explodes with all the complex stuff. I wish I knew everything without MY head exploding. My username is jamesrules90 NOT jimmyjames227.Click here to feed me!A nice undieable one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted. you turn into Hermione Granger. :lol: I wish that I could do magic. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjames227 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 You do but somthing goes wrong and you die. I wish I wasn't hermionie grainger My username is jamesrules90 NOT jimmyjames227.Click here to feed me!A nice undieable one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted, you are now Michael Jackson. I wish I could think of a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 granted... but you forget.... I wish that I was hermione granger. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Granted, but you're violated by Dumbledore. I wish to be touched by His Noodly Appendage. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Granted, but it's Dumbledores :-X I wish I had Immortality(that includes eternal youth) When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjames227 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 You do but you get caught in a burning house that never stops burning and you are forever trapped in pain. I wish that I was rich My username is jamesrules90 NOT jimmyjames227.Click here to feed me!A nice undieable one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted October 1, 2008 Author Share Posted October 1, 2008 Granted, but you buy too many McDonalds and become to fat to reach your wallet I wish my business studies coursework was finished, and good 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Granted. since the stock market crashed... everyone's living like cavemen. you don[t need it. :P I wish that I needed something like a business degree/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Granted, but I dangle it above your head where you can't grab it and taunt you with it, so you can't have it. I wish for a flaming, urinating hobo to run down my street and explode underneath my car. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Granted... that hobo is actually your boyfriend. -.- I wish i had a boyfriend like that. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Granted, too bad he died from the explosion. I wish I could sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Granted. But it's permanent and caused by some hunks of metal shredding through your cerebrum. I wish for sophisticated language. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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