Granted. however... someone wins from you 5 secs later.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a cat. :geek:

granted, however you're a lion, but you get caught by poachers and sold and then skinned and made into a jacket, which is bought by a big fat smelly man, so now you're a a XXL smelly lion jacket

 

 

 

I wish I was my friend sam, who is super amazing

 

 

 

he forced me to write that

Granted !but he commits suicide!

 

i wish i could kick bush in the balls

granted, but the bush's branches scratch you...

 

 

 

I wish my four-day weekend was a five-day weekend..

Granted... but now you're wishing for a 6 day weekend...

 

 

 

I wish I had won the lottery.

granted but i steal all the money you earn

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could get all of silver wits' lottery money for free

It'll be monopoly money.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my hp cape wouldn't trim when I get other 99s.

Granted, but you get banned by Jagex for bug abuse.

 

 

 

I wish I was a member.

Granted, you become a member of a cult that decides to use you in a ritual, sacrificing your life to some concocted "higher power".

 

 

 

I wish I could figure out the best way to play the different classes in WoW...

You understand them but you find out that your only a 4 year old and your mum and dad wont let you play.

 

I wish I knew everything that can be known (without me dieing or my head exploding).

granted. however.. you still don't know stuff that isn;t known. 8-)

 

 

 

I wish that I knew stuff that wasn;t known...

You do but your head explodes with all the complex stuff.

 

 

 

I wish I knew everything without MY head exploding.

Granted. you turn into Hermione Granger. :lol:

 

 

 

I wish that I could do magic. 8-)

You do but somthing goes wrong and you die.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't hermionie grainger

Granted, you are now Michael Jackson.

 

 

 

I wish I could think of a wish.

granted... but you forget....

 

 

 

I wish that I was hermione granger. :lol:

Granted, but you're violated by Dumbledore.

 

 

 

I wish to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Granted, but it's Dumbledores :-X

 

 

 

I wish I had Immortality(that includes eternal youth)

You do but you get caught in a burning house that never stops burning and you are forever trapped in pain.

 

 

 

I wish that I was rich

Granted, but you buy too many McDonalds and become to fat to reach your wallet

 

 

 

I wish my business studies coursework was finished, and good

Granted. since the stock market crashed... everyone's living like cavemen. you don[t need it. :P

 

 

 

I wish that I needed something like a business degree/

Granted, but I dangle it above your head where you can't grab it and taunt you with it, so you can't have it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a flaming, urinating hobo to run down my street and explode underneath my car.

Granted... that hobo is actually your boyfriend. -.-

 

 

 

I wish i had a boyfriend like that. :

Granted, too bad he died from the explosion.

 

 

 

I wish I could sleep.

Granted. But it's permanent and caused by some hunks of metal shredding through your cerebrum.

 

 

 

I wish for sophisticated language.