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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but they give you more ents than ever and you break a record number of axe's.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Lunar Diplomacy didn't have a defense requirement.

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Granted. Your axe cuts them down, but only them, and not the yew trees you want. The version of the yew logs you get aren't tradeable either.

 

 

 

I wish the quest cape didn't have a woodcutting requirement.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted, but the nests all contain spirit tree seeds! Mwuhahaha!

 

 

 

I wish I hadn't read Warcraft53's blog to know that he hates them.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted, you get tons of zamorak eggs instead.

 

 

 

I wish there was an untradeable reward that didn't become something useful like those eggs.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. It's only one rubber band though, because I took all the others off and shoot them at you.

 

 

 

I wish more people posted in pass the cheese. That's my favorite game

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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted people post in the cheese thread but forget its the cheese thread and make a wish instead...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to make a wish in the cheese thread.

Granted. The wish doesn't come true however.

 

 

 

I wish for more genies.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. They are actually less experience than genies, because you could have been cutting wood instead of taking a test. You also get less nests because of the fact you are woodcutting less.

 

 

 

I wish I had a saradomin owl egg.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted, but you have to many logs in your inventory, so when you take it out, it falls on the ground. Evil bob then comes and snatches you away to Mollie, but doesn't show you what Mollie looks like because he is evil like that. You decipher who the evil twin is, but when you get back, the seed is gone.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't write like this was the pass the cheese game in the corrupt a wish game.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. But you only win for one post, then I take the cheese again.

 

 

 

I wish to permanently win the pass the cheese game.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

granted, but you will eternally hear little voices in your head:

 

 

 

"I'm the little voice in your head."

 

"No, I'm the little voice in your head."

 

"You can't be the little voice in his head, i'm the little voice in his head."

 

"Shuttup! I'm the little voice in your head!"

 

"No! Don't listen to him! I'm the little voice in your head!"

 

 

 

I wish for sweet dreams and a lollypop when i wake up.

It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox

Granted you sleep great absolutly wonderful its the ebst sleep ever and when you wake up you see the lollipop that suits you best but then you choke and die on it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be less mean.

Granted, but you're so nice that you creep everyone out and they kill you.

 

 

 

I wish i corrupted more wishes without killing the wisher.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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Granted, but someone wishes to die.

 

 

 

I wish for a yellow rubber airplane made of a raincoat.

 

 

 

The best response would be something like, "Granted, but when you think of it, you hurt your mind".

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Granted, but it can't fly and isn't waterproof.

 

 

 

I wish Ahsoka would shut up.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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