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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. The teaspoon of methanol flies at you at extremely high speed, teaspoon and all, and kills you.

 

I wish this dream were incorruptible.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but it is merely a dream, so you get nothing out of it.

 

I wish for a feather.

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You start flying but then a bird eats you.

 

I wish for sex.

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Granted, but the woman/man you have punches you in the face since you only care about the sex.

 

I wish someone would tell me how "You start flying but then a bird eats you." is relevant to my previous wish.

they do but before they start to speak you go deaf.

 

I wish i owned my own website... i already do so you can't corrupt it! :P

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

Oh yes I can, hackers hack your website.

 

I wish those annoying dogs in the Brimhaven dungeon in RuneScape would leave me alone.

Granted. But once they finally stop auto-attacking you, you're teleported away by a random event.

 

I wish I wish I wish I wish those goddamn mothercabbaging dogs would go away and never ever return

Granted, but they fart before they leave and the torches make the dungeon explode, along with you.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

Because you wish for nothing the whole universe collapses

 

I wish for all of supermans powers.

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Granted, that includes the weakness to Kryptonite, and someone with it kills you.

 

I wish for words from our sponsors.

Granted. Misfortunely, you never actually had any sponsors, so nothing really happens.

 

I wish that this post had words in it.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

Granted, you get a monkey to throw it at you, causing amnesia and serious brain damage.

I wish that i would get a and a !

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

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You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

I wish you had wished for somethign

Granted, they wished for your life savings and got it.

 

I wish my favorite t-shirt hadn't ripped.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

granted, the next you use improper grammar and die, which makes the wish end.

Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius

final.gif

 

You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:

Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)

And your necklace. :grin:

And quiver! This is fun :P!

 

I wish all gangsters in the city of whoever posts next lives in would want that person dead, and would do anything to make that happen. :twisted:

Granted, I die and leave my vast fortune to your cat who doesn't share any with you.

 

I wish I had a third arm coming out of the center of my chest.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted, but it's a jerk and calls you mean names all the time.

 

I wish I had 23 pennies.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Granted but your wife would never have friends.

 

I wish for a Dodge Grand Caravan.

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