November 11, 200916 yr i have an easy way to corrupt your wish: it doesn't come true. I wish that the person above me would tell me how they have 999 QP. No, seriously, how do you have 999? Because I'm so amazing that I wont tell you. That's why. I wish I knew why I was so god damn epic in every possible way.
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but it's too complicated for you to understand. I wish for a free pizza with ham and cheese, not poisoned.
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but the police find out you stole it, so you get sentenced to be eaten by a pizza with ham. I wish I would stop being so awesome.
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, everything is taken away from you, you now have nothing. I wish for six homosexuals.
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but they're dead. Good luck explaining that to the police. I wish for a liver in a jar. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but it's your liver.I wish for a dog that has thumbs. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P!
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but the poor thing died from the severe mutations. I wish for a rope. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
November 11, 200916 yr granted. the rope is currently hanging you.I wish that is wished for something better than this. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P!
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, you wish for something so good that you forget what it is. I wish Ash Ketchum would commit suicide.
November 11, 200916 yr Its only a wish, so you don't get anything out of it. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P!
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but it gets removed for some reason. I wish for a camcorder. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, it sits on you and crushes you. I wish for a 50 foot ladder. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
November 11, 200916 yr Granted but the ladder is too unstable to climb. I wish for better news articles. [hide=Accomplishments]65 Fishing (Swordfish gloves) - July 29, 2009Rune Defender - August 15, 2009My Dream Armor(P2P) - August 18, 2009Slayer Helmet - September 19, 200975 Attack (Ability to Wield GS) - October 17, 2009 100 posts in Tip.It Forum - October 25, 200980 Strength - December 12, 2009[/hide][hide=F2P/P2P Stats and Goals] [/hide]"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they can make up their minds."-Wilt Chamberlain
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, but they all exploit how much of a noob you are. I wish for the perfect wish that could never back fire and has to come true, even if it's not granted.
November 11, 200916 yr Granted, you're so happy that you got exactly what you want without consequences, you can't control your own happiness. I wish for a butler who would treat me like a true gentleman and I didn't have to pay because the bank would pay the butler the money he needs for me.
November 11, 200916 yr Granted but he's incompetant and accidently slips turpentine in your coffee I wish for some mono-moleclulour wire in a box.
November 12, 200916 yr Granted, it's in a box, but that box is 50,000 light years away. I wish I hadn't typed this in bold. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
November 12, 200916 yr Granted. They're not bold characters; they're abnormally thick and large (hehe, like my pen- *gets banned*) I wish I wasn't banned.
November 12, 200916 yr Granted, nobody bans you on the "You're Banned" thread, instead they kick you out. I wish to become a rich, selfish and powerful king of a kingdom far far away. And most people in my kingdom would fear me. Those who have the guts to try to fight me would be sent to a volcano and be burned down by a powerful dragon
November 14, 200916 yr Granted, but you're so lonely you kill yourself. I wish I had some Monopoly money. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
November 14, 200916 yr Granted, you get one Monopoly dollar. I wish for a car that would allow me to do things that make no sense whatsoever.
November 15, 200916 yr Granted, but you crash it. I wish I had a newer bike. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
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