Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Magiclord]

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I wish I understood what he said...

[archimage_a]

it really just means that after wishing our souls will not be enslaved for all of exsitance and that we arn't killed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that life could be set back to tribal life, so much simperler

[Magiclord]

Look around. Didn't you notice that some ppl (like Bush) are acting weird?

 

 

 

Well, that's tribal life!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I new what 2 wish (stupid wish...)

[dragoncmd]

then wish that stupid people wouldn't make political jokes in the middle of wishing for more wasteful wishful wishes, I know thats why I wish for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. Bush is my favorite world leader. Why you ask? What other President can you continuoulsy insult and never get bored?

[time_limit0]

well there ****** and ***** Oh yeah cant forgett about *****.

 

 

 

BUSHES FATHER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could Be the ultimate ruler of the world and nothing or nobody could stop me MUHAHAHAHA.

[dragoncmd]

You die of old age within a year of achieving it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(old age isn't a "thing" its a state of being.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was not forced to wish because my wishes don't like me.

[Howie101]

then the wishmaster smacks u in the head and u become deaf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i would become an elk

[aznmidget448]

you were and elk, but you got shot and eaten, Then you were reincarnated and became a turtle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish.... If i say it, then it won't be a wish, but a selfish desire :D beat that :wink:

[Howie101]

except you do in fact accidentally make the wish and the wish is to not be a menace to south central while drinking ur juice in the hood...but u are a menace

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i knew a girl named shenaynay

[dragoncmd]

you do know one... Ouch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish she wasn't so ugly.

[Howie101]

but she is so ugly that i marry her and become more happy than you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i actually wish i wasnt married to her anymore

[archimage_a]

Anyway, She died on the honeymoon which is why you are happy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the was a wish so powerful that no matter how bad it was I would still be the ultimate lord over all the worlds...and planes....and to a lesser point all people

[Howie101]

But you wrote a sentence that doesnt make much gramatical sense so the english teachers beat you with rulers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish english was the national language for the U.S. and that everyone should be required to speak it...no spanish

[Bloodredsword]

just as english becomes the only language an assasin..uh..assasinates you :roll: ...and thats no longer the rule(spanish rocks!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a pet monkey

[Howie101]

but the pet monkey is the only survivor of an armageddon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish man wasnt descendant of monkeys

[deadjack]

do you realy want to see human looking with rats?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish university exam would be easier!

[Howie101]

but u go to the university for clowns

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could punch clowns...they are meant for kids but they make kids so afraid

[dragoncmd]

Sorry to not answer your wish (you can by the way) but my English teacher, (a cool guy with an elvis hair cut whose obsessed with harleys, don't ask why hes teaching in a Catholic School) is afraid of clowns. Apparently he thinks that all clowns are terrorists with AK-47's hidden in their baggy pants. So we get detention for even saying the word "clown" in his class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could get suspended again. (that week in 8th grade was fun)

[Howie101]

so you punch somebody in the face and get expelled instead of suspended

 

 

 

man that blows for you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just plain wish i was in 8th grade or earlier again...oh the days

[dragoncmd]

Yeah didn't you love when those guys trapped you in an alley after school to beat you up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to wish

[Howie101]

except you never do anything to better yourself...you dont take the steps to succeed...so all you can do is wish... man you sound lonely

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish there we could actually land on the moon instead of filming it in Hollywood

[xSyntheticxNightmaresx]

... You land on the moon and realize you forgot your space suit and air supply so... X_X

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was a way for me to come up with 20 mil before Christmas day (I only have 20k) so I could give 10 mil to my friend... :oops:

[Howie101]

santa gives you 20 mil, but then the reindeer trample you and you only end up with 69 gp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish santa would bring me some koool stoofs plox

[Warrior_KB]

Santa says "[garden tool] [garden tool] [garden tool]" and agrees to get you what you want, but he can't understand what you typed so gets you a nice football. (Cool Stuff? You're shoot your eye out!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew I could make wishes earlier!

[Howie101]

but you only have a zero grade reading level and didnt read the first page

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could make the world a better place